I stopped in shortly after the...

I stopped in shortly after the club opened, and found exactly what I expected -- 2 girls on duty, with a dark quiet club. I am always leery about clubs shortly after they open -- dancers are not generally known for their punctuality during the day.

There were 2 other customers there ahead of me and they immediately started getting lap dances, leaving me to ponder the meaning of life and to observe:

The place is not the most richly appointed club -- you come here for the women, not the decor.