I don't go to many clubs...

I don't go to many clubs near my home turf, I generally only go clubbing when I travel. But I've had some time to kill in Bal'more a few Saturday nights, so I've been checking out some of the local talent. First few times was on the block and, as expected, The Hustler Club is the shining star. But sometimes I get an itch to go slumming, and one evening I found myself at The Players Club.

On the outside the place looks kind of shitty, and it doesn't look much different on the inside. It's small and kind of cramped, not overly clean. There's no DJ, and since it's BYOB there's not much need for bar service except for the occasional cup of ice. It's a membership club, so be prepared to pay a premium your first time in, and every year thereafter.

No booze, no music, no atmosphere... What the club does offer, and this is really the point, is naked dancers. There were about 15-20 girls dancing on two stages between 10pm and 2am, nine of them standouts. They averaged about 6, with a couple 7s but a few 4s and 5s too, mostly white and a few black. Overall it was the usual scene - some dancers were hustlers, some dancers wasted their time with deadbeats, etc. But when I did take a couple girls up on the private dances I was pleased to find they were mostly pretty good. One dancer was defensive, but the rest offered good dances with 2-way contact, despite the relative lack of privacy.