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Reviews

review
published 16 yrs ago
Got in around 7:30 on a...
reviewed by
unbelheathen

7.0

Got in around 7:30 on a Tuesday; the only other customer left just as I walked in.

Being the only one in the place can be odd, so bear that in mind for the purposes of…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Prior reviews are mostly accurate; dancers...
reviewed by
unbelheathen

6.0

Prior reviews are mostly accurate; dancers are in general a bit older and less attractive than at most clubs. My 7 rating counts friendliness and playfulness with appearance; on looks alone I'd say 5.

10 and…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I haven't much to add to...
reviewed by
unbelheathen

8.7

I haven't much to add to previous reviewers. The ladies are beautiful and mostly have great attitudes. The value for money is hard to beat - even the $100 for 1/2 hour VIP is reasonable…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Kind of a split personality here;...
reviewed by
unbelheathen

7.7

Kind of a split personality here; the main club is a nice, if small, place with fairly standard dancing and decent music at a reasonable volume. The dancers are attractive, solidly 6-8 the night I…

review
published 16 yrs ago
This is not a nice place,...
reviewed by
unbelheathen

6.0

This is not a nice place, but it's a fun place if you like the sleeze. It looks like someone built an amateur haunted house in an old diner - the 'theatre' is a TV…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Returned as promised. This time the...
reviewed by
unbelheathen

5.3

Returned as promised. This time the two dancers listed (Angel and Glitter) were actually dancing; I saw each on the stage (dollar to open the blind, tips to get her nude; expect to tip $5…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Stopped by for the first time...
reviewed by
unbelheathen

1.0

Stopped by for the first time in a year, as I'd heard it was getting weaker and just had to see for myself - years ago, it was common to get a 2 girl show…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Arrived about 1:30 AM, without much...
reviewed by
unbelheathen

6.7

Arrived about 1:30 AM, without much time to spend. The club is not very large nor well appointed - the stage is adequate for one girl at a time and has a pole and some…

review
published 16 yrs ago
My first visit to Phat's, and...
reviewed by
unbelheathen

6.3

My first visit to Phat's, and I was a bit disappointed. The club itself is very run down - not dirty, but in very poor repair and fairly cluttered. The stage is tiny and there…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Similar to the co-owned Brass Mule...
reviewed by
unbelheathen

6.7

Similar to the co-owned Brass Mule across the street - see my review there for overall trend.

The Bull on the night I went had fewer dancers and of a more variable quality. No VIP…

review
published 17 yrs ago
I'm with MarkScandal, and wish to...
reviewed by
unbelheathen

7.7

I'm with MarkScandal, and wish to publicly thank him for his review. The combination of low ratings and the misleading Bikini Club listing kept me away for years, which I now regret. Once I figure…

review
published 17 yrs ago
No change from my previous reviews...
reviewed by
unbelheathen

7.0

No change from my previous reviews except for one important note: on my Saturday visit, the number and quality of dancers started to decline at about 10 pm until only 2 were left by 12:30…