My first visit to Phat's, and...

My first visit to Phat's, and I was a bit disappointed. The club itself is very run down - not dirty, but in very poor repair and fairly cluttered. The stage is tiny and there isn't much in the way of seating. The staff are all friendly, though, which goes a long way with me.

As noted, dancers are for the most part very attractive - I think I saw one 5, most 7-9. They are also friendly, and if you want some dances on the floor, some drinks, and some conversation, you'll probably like the place. The private dances, however, were nothing special. Light one-way grindage, strictly enforced by the bouncer staring right at us the whole time. I think I spent $55 for three dances.

The value is reasonable, considering drink price, dance price, and very low hustle factor.