Reviews by kongorilla

Things have slowed down some since June, because other nearby counties have opened and now you have more clubs to chose from. The club opens at noon. The good news is this is still a...

Not really a strip club, no bar, no stage and it’s in a house. It does have an ATM. There is parking in the street, in what seems to be a nice neighborhood. I...

After several months of being closed due to the virus, the Gold Club was allowed to open three weeks ago. There are some changes.... 1. You can no longer sit at the stage, the closest...

So this place is much different than the clubs I usually attend. First off, it’s a house and not a bar. Second, there seems to be only two girls per shift. Third, they are...

Not really a review, just giving out a possible update. Club Whispers in Portland has apparently closed. Their website is gone and for sale. Their Facebook page was last updated on December 10th, stating...

This is an update of my review from March, where a dancer had told me all the fun activities were being monitored and there were cameras in the rooms. You can go back and...

I visit here often, just not on Sundays as I did this week. Large parking lot, no valet and well lit. It’s in a safe part of town. Interior design of the building was...

I’ve been to this club twice now in the past month, mainly looking for a particular dancer, K. She was there the second visit, so that Is what this review will cover. Oasis is...

Scarlet is right off Division street, and is a small building with a small parking lot. The building looked better than when it was Pitiful Princess and is no longer tagged with gang graffiti....

Another visit to the Gold Club, this time in the early evening. No cover at that time. It’s a more upscale club for the Portland area, with two big stages, large bar and pool...

I have never been a fan of this place, but today was a bit better visit. I arrived about 7. The parking lot is fairly small, maybe 12 spaces on the entrance side of the...

Cabaret II never fails to give one an interesting experience. Some days the girls are so-so and just hang out with the bar fly’s. Other days they are plenty of hotties to go...

I visit Tommy’s every few months, because with the right girl in the very private dance area it can be lots of fun. This time not so much (but the girl was very...

I haven’t been to the Acropolis in years, and probably won’t be again. First there isn’t much parking on location. Second, the interior and exterior haven’t aged well, it looks like it hasn’t...

My first visit back to the old Pallas building in many years. The exterior didn't look much different than it did years ago,; not rundown but looking a bit worn. Before entering the club...

I go to the club a couple times monthly and have reviewed it several times. It is a nice, safe club and you can read my earlier reviews on this club for the specifications...

Tommy's hasn't changed it look or the quality of strippers in the past few years that I have been visiting here. There is turnover of dancers here, more frequently in the evenings than the...

This is my favorite cub in the Portland area. The club is pretty good looking inside and out, and even the restroom was clean this time. There now is even a paper towel dispenser...

This was my first visit to Shimmers in many months. It hadn't changed much. It still was in a fairly difficult to reach location just off 82nd and Foster Road. Parking lot was small,...

Dancers with no ambition seems to be a theme at this club. Once they leave the stage the dancers either seem to sit at the bar at go out to the smoking porch, never...

I have been coming to this small club in SE Portland for several years now, but not on a regular basis. It has really picked up the last few months with plenty of dancers...

Wow! This past Saturday afternoon had one of the best line up of dancers here that I have seen in quite some time! Every dancer would rate a 7 or higher on my scale....

Wow! This past Saturday afternoon had one of the best line up of dancers here that I have seen in quite some time! Every dancer would rate a 7 or higher on my scale....

This club has failed to entertain me my last couple visits there. The facilities are nice, with unique tiered seating. The problem is the disinterested talent on weekend afternoons. I used to be able...