Posts by crazyjoe

Dukey has moved on from clogging toylets at McD http://youtu.be/AVrAsiFUf9w

A blonde and a brunette are watching a movie in a theatre. Blonde: This guy next to me won't stop masterbating. Brunette: Well, tell him to stop. Blonde: I can't. Brunette: Why not? Just tell him. Blonde: But he…

South Park- Fingerbang: http://youtu.be/uLS_HARAYZQ If a dancer puts your finger in her veejay herself...are you finger banging her or is she finger banging herself?

When jackie saw the thread on the shewee she told me that tuna uses one because his wewe is so small he will wet his pants without it

There are four different types of female orgasms. 1. The positive where she is saying "oh yes, oh yes" 2. The negative where she is saying" oh no, oh no" 3. The religious where she is saying…

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Have you had them get pushy asking you for a dance because it was her birthday? I had one I didnt have a history with couple months back get really pushy. against my better…

Pitbull - Timber ft. Ke$ha: http://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo Where is this bar? I want to go there. These girls are smoking and know how to shake their asses! Daisy duke country girls. Dam hot

The story fastcars told about the pager reminded me of one. One night I was in a club and this slightyly dominatrix type dancer took a guys belt off at stage. She made him stand up…