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28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909
The last two-for-one $20.00 lap dance...
The last two-for-one $20.00 lap dance afternoon prior to the new law. Since I visit "just" for great lapdances its not clear what the lack of customers looking for more will do to Club…
Nov 3, 2009, 12:00 AM
Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, MA 01570
There are clubs where "stripper glitter"...
There are clubs where "stripper glitter" and perfume might be a problem. This was one. Not now. Unfortunately it is currently a victim of angry significant other syndrome. Hope the club isn't…
Sep 30, 2009, 12:00 AM
Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club
423 Bourbon St
New Orleans, LA 70130
Weekday afternoon on Bourbon Street is...
Weekday afternoon on Bourbon Street is not the best time to visit, but no cover, two for one bottled beer and a two for one private dance is some mitigation.
One bar is to the right…
Sep 9, 2009, 12:00 AM
Mac's Two Lounge
176 Boston Rd
North Billerica, MA 01862
Sorry, but showed up close to...
Sorry, but showed up close to 1:00 pm, no music, no stage lights, and no dancers.
Several male employees insisted they were now open, and were ready to take a $5 cover charge and almost certainly…
Aug 12, 2009, 12:00 AM
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909
Visit early afternoon for two for...
Visit early afternoon for two for one lap dances. No cover either downstairs (topless) or upstairs (nude), though there were generally three topless dancers on the main stage downstairs but only a single nude…
Jul 16, 2009, 12:00 AM
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909
High value on Monday and Tuesday...
High value on Monday and Tuesday with the two for twenty special. But this particular Monday was special because I stayed much much longer than I planned. One set of lap dances with…
Jun 3, 2009, 12:00 AM
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909
When in Providence, this is the...
When in Providence, this is the bargain. $20 2-for-1 Monday and Tuesday, and $10 12-2 and 5-7 on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But Monday and Tuesday for me are the days to go.…
Mar 19, 2009, 12:00 AM
Centerfolds
229 SW Cutoff
Worcester, MA 01604
I'm surprised. I've stopped by...
I'm surprised. I've stopped by here from time to time, and it's a much improved vibe. Energy level is high, delightful dancers, and surprising nude private dances.
Other than the number of cars in…
Feb 11, 2009, 12:00 AM
Mons Venus
2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
I arrived early evening, since I...
I arrived early evening, since I thought arriving during "prime" time it might be full up. But after finding a parking spot without trouble, that fear was allayed. 20 cover, got a bottle…
Jan 13, 2009, 12:00 AM
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909
Wednesday and Thursday afternoons now have...
Wednesday and Thursday afternoons now have $10 lap dances from 12-2 and 5-7. I arrived shortly after 1:00 and was worried that dancers might want to sit out and wait for the special to…
Dec 8, 2008, 12:00 AM
Brass Rail Tavern
701 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4Y 2B2, Canada
Came back, and this time much...
Came back, and this time much busier. There were several people sitting at chairs at the long dance rail, but not tipping the dancer on stage. Lots of dancers sitting with customers at…
Nov 14, 2008, 12:00 AM
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909
Two topless laps for $20 on...
Two topless laps for $20 on Monday and Tuesday - still the greatest value around. Afternoon there is no cover to get in to the topless downstairs, but a $5 cover to go upstairs…
Oct 19, 2008, 12:00 AM
Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, MA 01570
Bottom line - great Mass club....
Bottom line - great Mass club. Another great afternoon, and a few small changes to report. Dancers are happy with the new dressing room. Small faux leather sofas in the lap dance…
Sep 13, 2008, 12:00 AM
Desire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903
Getting easier to get to, but...
Getting easier to get to, but there still is some construction in the area. Very low key club, with good looking dancers, two bar setup, and a dance stage. There's a private dance…
Aug 23, 2008, 12:00 AM
Mac's Two Lounge
176 Boston Rd
North Billerica, MA 01862
A full nude juice bar in...
A full nude juice bar in MA, 18+. A cash register at the door, $5 cover, ordered a $5 bottle of water, got change, and headed to the the three sided stage side seats.…
Jul 7, 2008, 12:00 AM
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909
Two for One on Monday afternoon....
Two for One on Monday afternoon. The club rules are liberal - and each dancer has a different set of rules, but I now find I have to explain my rules before a dance,…
Jun 25, 2008, 12:00 AM
Brass Rail Tavern
701 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4Y 2B2, Canada
Other than the very odd stage...
Other than the very odd stage setup, nice club. Long skinny stage, NOBODY sitting at the rail. Most people were sitting back at the tall tables away from the stage. Dancers circulate…
May 30, 2008, 12:00 AM
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909
Yeah, it's still the price performance...
Yeah, it's still the price performance champ on 2 for 1 Monday and Tuesday afternoons. Downstairs is no cover, upstairs is $5.00. Beer on tap has dropped to $4.00 for twelve ounces.…
Apr 28, 2008, 12:00 AM
Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, MA 01570
Still a great place to head...
Still a great place to head for late afternoon nude laps. $7.00 bracelet, $20.00 per dance. And by far the best place in Mass. I prefer the day shift, and the dancers…
Mar 31, 2008, 12:00 AM
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909
Definite afternoon uptrend. Attractive dancers...
Definite afternoon uptrend. Attractive dancers moving here from across town, good location, clean club, just liberal enough rules, and enough customers makes this club the afternoon club of choice in Providence, especially on 2-for-1…
Feb 12, 2008, 12:00 AM
Mons Venus
2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
Bottom line - if you can...
Bottom line - if you can get past the lack of privacy during a dance it's wonderful. Lack of bathroom privacy I couldn't get past, the only significant fault keeping this from a 10.
Lots…
Jan 24, 2008, 12:00 AM
Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, MA 01570
Change for the Champaign Room started...
Change for the Champaign Room started very recently. 15 minutes, 135, 100 to the dancer, 35 to the house. Not at all impressed with the existing CR which I tried for…
Oct 15, 2007, 12:00 AM
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909
Another two topless dances for $20...
Another two topless dances for $20 visit. Very early afternoon, no cover yet, and dancers are still arriving. There's only one dancer on stage essentially doing a private dance for the one customer…
Oct 7, 2007, 12:00 AM
Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, MA 01570
Some changes already since my last...
Some changes already since my last review, plus more on the way. Bottom line: A MA gem. Several *very* attractive afternoon dancers. Entrance to private dance area has gotten a bit…
Sep 7, 2007, 12:00 AM
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909
Mondays and Tuesdays are still high...
Mondays and Tuesdays are still high value but are completely inconsistent visit to visit.
It's frustrating to arrive to a dead downstairs, few dancers, few customers, nobody doing private dances, head up upstairs to find it…
Sep 5, 2007, 12:00 AM








