Another two topless dances for $20...

Another two topless dances for $20 visit. Very early afternoon, no cover yet, and dancers are still arriving. There's only one dancer on stage essentially doing a private dance for the one customer at the tip rail. I sit down at a table to get change and a drink, and a very pretty dancer comes over to tell me that if I want a drink, I'll have to go to the bar. I get my undersized $5 pint of Guinness, come back to the table while I wait for the next dancer to come one stage.

The same pretty dancer comes over and asks if I want a dance, and we head over to the booths. I hadn't realized that there are actually a couple of "single" booths on the far wall, we settled in to one and began the two dances. Very good lapdances, but she suddenly says "thank you," I give her a $20, and she heads off. I'm thinking what did I do wrong. But she's been called for a set on stage. A pet peeve.

I sit down but a moment back at a table when another pretty dancer comes by. We head off to a double booth, and she begins the upsells and I realize she's dyed her hair. First dance is good, but by the second dance, after I decline the repeated upsells she just half-heartedly goes through the motions and I realize we are not a match at all. Upsells are another pet peeve, but my bad, I should have remembered her.