Sorry, but showed up close to...

Sorry, but showed up close to 1:00 pm, no music, no stage lights, and no dancers.

Several male employees insisted they were now open, and were ready to take a $5 cover charge and almost certainly serve a one drink (non-alcohol) minimum. A quick count of employees versus cars parked in the parking lot, and the odds were good that there were very few dancers in the house.

Only reason that they didn't rate a 1 is because I didn't give them the benefit of the doubt and stay. Cost of the visit was just wasted time and gas. Personal pet peeve - if you say you are open at noon, open at noon.