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131 reviews by nicepants

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Good afternoon

Just a casual visit, back after a long hiatus. (Life happens.) I miss the dancer sprints at the end of the lapdance. Easy off on Exit 1 on 395 (still Exit 1, not effected by the exit…

1 wk ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Winter time.....

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

VIP is over the top expensive, 80 house, 100 to the dancer, plus tip, for 15 minutes. Lap dances are 25/song, 10 to the house, 15 to the dancer. While out in the middle of nowhere, it’s…

6 yrs ago1

Lamplighter II

Millbury, MA

Beyond Quiet

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Decided to give this another try. It’s a small dive bar. Walked in, nobody dancing on stage, one bartender, one other customer at the bar. No dancers anywhere? During the day no cover, so sat down…

6 yrs ago1

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

No more naked dancer sprints?

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So, it’s been a while since I’ve been here, so wanted to highlight an apparent big change. What hasn’t changed, waiting for a song to start before you can enter the private dance area. So the…

6 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Positives - great assortment of dancers, not all alike. Great assortment of beers on tap, served by a friendly very attractive bartender. U-shaped stage with seats inside and outside, dancers do three dance sets, and…

7 yrs ago2

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Visiting less often....

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

So, with the price increase I have indeed been going less often. Still the goto club in Massachusetts. Yes it’s barely in MA. Lapdance prices are 25 per dance, 10 for the club, but only 15 for…

7 yrs ago

Lamplighter II

Millbury, MA

Saved by stage call

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

So, it’s less of a dive than the place up the street. Lap dances are only 20. BUT.... There were only four dancers in the club, bartender, dj, and three patrons. We were out numbered two-to-one. Came in…

7 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Expensive

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Good club, still great dancers, but club fees (club gets 10 per dance, club gets 80 for 15 minute VIP) out of ballance with what dancers take home (dancer gets 15 per dance, dancer…

7 yrs ago

Desire

Providence, RI

Good visit

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Relaxing afternoon so with some time to spend rather than a quick stop helped to mitigate that this is a regulars place. Two square bars with with attractive bartenders, no drafts but good beers anyway. One…

7 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Fun, but pricey....

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Still a great place, but.... 25 lap dances (10 to the house, but still 15 to the dancer). Champagne Room 170/15 minutes. (70 to the house, but still 100 to the dancer) But, the club is all the…

8 yrs ago2

Desire

Providence, RI

Rare visit

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I don’t get down to Providence often enough, so will never break into the “regulars” scene here. However, there are lots of attractive dancers of all types, so I’ve always found multiple dancers who I…

8 yrs ago1

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Damn traffic

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So, had a mid-afternoon appointment not that nearby, and decided to swing by the club before dinner. Biggest negative was horrible traffic, so by the time I arrived some of the older customers were already…

8 yrs ago1

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Good afternoon destination

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Way off by its lonesome, but worth the trip. But while no other clubs are nearby, rarely feel the need to go down the street to another club. Arrived shortly after opening, a dancer doing her…

8 yrs ago1

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Morning Visit

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

The club opened at 9:00am for breakfast, I had some errands to run so got there at 10:30ish. The joint was hopping, just like a normal afternoon/evening. Dancers arriving for breakfast time could leave early for…

8 yrs ago

Centerfolds

Worcester, MA

Quiet

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I won’t say anything about the parking lot or the bathroom other than I didn’t flat a tire on one of the potholes and the bathroom (and the rest of the club) didn’t smell. Not many…

8 yrs ago

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, MA

Not crowded

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

About 1:00 and not many cars in the parking lot. Go inside, and there’s the DJ/“bartender” and a couple of dancers, nobody on stage sitting at the stage. Take a chance, pay the cover, get…

8 yrs ago1

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Still my goto in MA.

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Positive - hot dancers, mix of familiar faces and new faces, plus high contact RI-style lap dances in MA for 20/dance. Negative - way off by it’s lonesome, so alternatives that are “close” are in Worcester…

8 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Late afternoon visit

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

It's a schlep, it's all alone. On the MA/CT border on I395 exit 1 Webster "Thompson Court" as the GPS gets it wrong exit. However, it's worth the trip. So much so that long ago a…

9 yrs ago

Centerfolds

Worcester, MA

Beyond dive

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Outside the parking lot is a mess of holes, now the holes have holes. Inside needs cleaning. Plumbing needs plumbing. I drink cheap beer in bottles - forget about the glasses. Glancing around the room after…

9 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Lunchtime

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Early afternoon visit, first hour of opening. Always impressess me that the day shift here is punctual. No sitting in a dark club with a bartender waiting for the first dancer to emerge from the…

9 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

MA/CT border, worth the trip

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Late afternoon visit, a bit of a schlep, off by itself, so the hit-or-miss fear is real here. But I've always found dancers that I'd like to spend time with, and have always enjoyed getting…

9 yrs ago2

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, MA

If you are in the area...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

If you are in the area - I happend to be passing by - a good place for a quick afternoon stop. Three dancers all attractive. Good lighting, good stage shows, a few customers tipping at…

9 yrs ago

Centerfolds

Worcester, MA

So, have to always start out...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

So, have to always start out with this place is a dive. Outside (parking lot is a mess of holes) to inside (restroom is functional-ish). I wouldn't eat food here, and wouldn't drink anything that…

9 yrs ago

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, MA

So, a rare visit. Good points...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

So, a rare visit. Good points - three of the four dancers were my type - 30ish fit natural, two with minor tatoos one with lots of tatoos (but quite well done). Bad points -…

9 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Still an amazing niche between MA...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Still an amazing niche between MA and RI, maybe because it's on the border with CT. Consitently a good place to hit in the afternoon, and consistency is important since the next nearest club is…

9 yrs ago

Reviews

Good afternoon

Winter time.....

Beyond Quiet

No more naked dancer sprints?

Good, but expensive

Visiting less often....

Saved by stage call

Expensive

Good visit

Fun, but pricey....

Rare visit

Damn traffic

Good afternoon destination

Morning Visit

Quiet

Not crowded

Still my goto in MA.

Late afternoon visit

Beyond dive

Lunchtime

MA/CT border, worth the trip

If you are in the area...

So, have to always start out...

So, a rare visit. Good points...

Still an amazing niche between MA...

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