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Reviews

review
published 18 yrs ago
Cover charge $10.00 after 7:00 PM....
reviewed by
Blomeclown

5.0

Cover charge $10.00 after 7:00 PM. Bottle of Sam Adams $6.75. Tip for bartender $1.25. Shooters $6.00 (one for me, one for the shooter girl). Tip for the shooter girl, $1.00. Another Sam Adams $6.75,…

review
published 19 yrs ago
The place is a dump, right...
reviewed by
Blomeclown

5.0

The place is a dump, right in a truck stop. Beer and wine only, no booze. $5.00 to get in the door.
Only 3 girls dancing the night I was there, girl next door type (if…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Walk in the front door and...
reviewed by
Blomeclown

6.0

Walk in the front door and the place looks like a normal neighborhood bar (except or the girl in bra and g-string walking past). Drinks were typical bar prices. Pay your $7.00 cover and you…

review
published 19 yrs ago
This place looks like they started...
reviewed by
Blomeclown

8.0

This place looks like they started remodeling and ran out of money.
I stopped in on a Friday night. There were six girls working, one of whom should not have taken her clothes off. I know…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Inflation has hit the Two Minnies....
reviewed by
Blomeclown

8.0

Inflation has hit the Two Minnies. Lap dances are now $30.00. Cover is $5.00 at night but that gets you a half price drink.
Beer prices are $3.00 normally (they run $1.00 beers on Mondays, but…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Only three reasons to be in...
reviewed by
Blomeclown

4.0

Only three reasons to be in Oneonta - you're driving rom Albany to Binghamton and are too tired to continue, you're a student at State University of N.Y., or you went to Cooperstown to the…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Here's the scorecard: Location - Rego Park,...
reviewed by
Blomeclown

2.0

Here's the scorecard:
Location - Rego Park, one of the safer neighborhoods in Queens, +3.
Appearance - classy, clean, +3
Good looking women, +3.
$10.00 cover ater 7:00 PM, -2
No booze, not even BYO, -2
Real ripoff in the VIP…

review
published 19 yrs ago
This has to be one of...
reviewed by
Blomeclown

7.0

This has to be one of the better clubs in NYC even though the location is a bit scary if you're not a native New Yorker. The club is quite large and kind of upscale…

review
published 19 yrs ago
The last reviews had to be...
reviewed by
Blomeclown

3.0

The last reviews had to be done by club management. Parking is on the street, the neighborhood isn't the greatest, dancers ranged from a 3 to a 7 (and she was a real pushy Russian…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Maybe I'm getting spoiled by out...
reviewed by
Blomeclown

4.0

Maybe I'm getting spoiled by out of state clubs. Erv's is dingy, dirty, no booze (but you can bring your own), mediocre to average dancers, overpriced cover ($20.00), air dance in private (?) booths, and…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Except for the Russian accents, this...
reviewed by
Blomeclown

1.0

Except for the Russian accents, this place could belong to tony Soprano. Definitely a "family" bar. Girls tend to be rude when sober, obnoxious when drunk. Some are marginally cute but the attitude blows it.…

review
published 19 yrs ago
You've got to be kidding. They...
reviewed by
Blomeclown

3.0

You've got to be kidding. They spent more money on their website than they did on the club. Dark, dingy, no booze, no touching, no nothing. It's the only place for miles around and they…