Reviews by joker44

Drove from KCMO to check out some Lawrence clubs, see some nude dancing again. The “Dirty Bird” wasn’t my first choice. Went first to Paradise Saloon. Arrived at the Bird near 11 PM on a…

THE RATINGS ABOVE ARE ONLY FOR THE DAY SHIFT VISITS Finally, hit the day shift twice. Prior to the new SC law, day shift was the best for laid back atmosphere AND high mileage. IT STILL…

This review covers a night visit on the weekend and an evening visit on a weekday. See my previous review for club description, particularly recent changes following passage of MO SC law. Entry fee is still $19…

This review summarizes visits both on a weekend night and on several weeknights. See my previous review for club description with an emphasis on changes since the enforcement of the 2010 MO SC law. Business was slow…

Summary of two recent visits; one on Sat nite, the other on Thursday nite. Temptations is now [mostly] topless stage & top on VIP [but see ‘Dancers’ below] Eight to twelve dancers present. Moderate crowd…

This is my first visit to Bazookas [or any local SC] since the new SC restrictions took effect in MO. Actually for BZ it’s been about a year so take that ‘drought’ into account…

EH's Playhouse is one of three related clubs in the greater Kansas City area, the others being Pure Adult Lounge and Temptations in downtown KC. Elizabeth Hilden, Penthouse Pet, had worked days at Temptations and…

Visited on a weeknight and a Saturday evening. Saturday definitely livelier with more and prettier dancers. Good atmosphere and good service. Tipping waitress brings attentive and friendly service, including help tracking down the dancer of…

First visit to Temptations since this summer. Since then they've removed the plush chairs except for around the dance stage. Replaced with narrow, thinly padded staight-back chairs. Apparently less comfort leads to more lap dances,…

Stopped by on Wednesday, Nov 26th in the late afternoon. No cover. Bottle beer was $3.75. Topless stage dances. Each girl does two songs. During the first she removes her top, usually early in the…

I've been critical of club after several night visits earlier this year. However, daytime offers better experience and value. Club atmosphere remains shabby, though management has repaired several torn lap dance couches. Limited number of dancers that…

Bazookas continues to be a good bet for a good time. This update is to report that Bazookas is planning to join the trend in offering Champagne / VIP rooms, really partition booths (2) about the…

My first visit here was on Saturday afternoon July 5th. Map location is incorrect. Located a few miles east on Hwy 350 about 500 feet east of the intersection of Hwy 350 and Hwy V…

Visited evening of the 4th of July. Half dozen dancers, sometimes working. Dancers respond to tips by giving boobie bashing or mini-grind on customer. Some just give an up close and personal show. By an…

Temptations continues to perform poorly. Re: Gorgoyles comments about obese dancers. I think many long-time dancers have scaled back hours/days or left because of added bouncer oversight in VIP area (mostly at night, I believe)…

Have continued to visit regularly. As my continued high rating suggests Bazookas has remained a very good steady performer over the last several months. The first friday of the month often has fewer patrons early…

After several recent visits on Fri/Sat nights I continue to appreciate this club's advantages over nearby Temptations. Bazookas only downside is laps are one-way touch (usually!). Several dancers will allow limited two-way once they become…

Latest visit was March 8th. For a busy Saturday night the weekend before the Big 12 Tournament activity here was pathetic. Listless dancers, a few too overweight to be attractive, and few customers. A new wrinkle…

Recent Friday/Saturday night visits have improved my rating when compared to nearby Temptations. Day shift can be slow and listless but weekend nights have improved greatly. Lots more action and crowd interaction. Laps are still…

Dropped a point since my last review, mainly because of a change in talent. Newer dancers are, for the most part, not as sexy as before. Atmosphere remains the same, meaning some nights are dull…

Rated 8 on potential. Have not visited new club at old Cloud Nine location. Hope someone checks it out soon and reviews. In the meantime: ad in local alternative paper -- "Contact Bed Dances $25 Contact Lap Dances…

MUCH BETTER EXPERIENCE than last visit. Recently stopped by on a weekday. Six dancers that afternoon. STAGE SHOW: More enthusiasm and sensuality than my earlier Friday nite visit. Many were willing to work for tips stageside.…

When it's good it's very, very good; when it's bad it's really bad. Review based on multiple visits; re-read previous reviews and experienced most of what was written by others. Difficult club to rate because there's…

VERY DISAPPOINTING, after not visiting club for nearly a year. Friday nite after shift change. BZs is in the Crossroads district which was having First Friday gathering, also American Royal BBQ going on, so lots…