emeric

Reviews by emeric

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  11 years ago
  Expose

  San Diego, California
  Ugh. Not okay. Bad. Awful. Pick...

  Ugh. Not okay. Bad. Awful. Pick a negative word and insert here. I walked in, bought my tickets for non-alcoholic beverages, and took a seat. I saw maybe four dancers working. Maybe more were...
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  11 years ago
  Perfect Ten

  San Antonio, Texas
  Where to start? Ok, so...

  Where to start? Ok, so for some of the less titillating bits. $4 steaks. Cheap bottles of beer on the weekends. Solid happy hour prices (I think $3 for a...
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  11 years ago
  Diamonds Show Club BYOB

  San Antonio, Texas
  Oh dear oh dear ohdearohdearohdear. This...

  Oh dear oh dear ohdearohdearohdear. This is not the place for me. Cover is only $5 with military I'd, so that's nice. Drinks are ok. Lots of dance specials, both in scheduled nights and...
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  11 years ago
  Perfect Ten

  San Antonio, Texas
  One word: Adriana. Holy shit. I'd...

  One word: Adriana. Holy shit. I'd seen her a few times before, but she was always with somebody. Not surprising really. She's got a pretty face, lovely eyes, and possibly the most insane body...
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  11 years ago
  Secrets Gentlemen's Club

  San Antonio, Texas
  Wow. This place is awful. $20...

  Wow. This place is awful. $20 just to walk in the door. Before I had even found a seat, which was easy since there were no other customers there, I'd had a chunky 40...
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  11 years ago
  All Stars

  San Antonio, Texas
  Went here on a recent UFC...

  Went here on a recent UFC night. There were some ladies that made my jaw bounce along the floor repeatedly. Just unbelievably hot. Most if the gals were really really REALLY attractive. Unfortunately, my...
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  11 years ago
  Perfect Ten

  San Antonio, Texas
  This is quickly becoming my new...

  This is quickly becoming my new favorite club. The ladies range from above average to holy-shit-she's-hot! $4 gets you a decent steak and some fries. $2 happy hr draft beer specials. It's kind...
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  11 years ago
  Perfect Ten

  San Antonio, Texas
  Yeah. Wow. Just wow....

  Yeah. Wow. Just wow. Tonight was pretty awesome at the ol' Perfect 10. A few things to report. First, bang for the buck. The cover charge was...
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  12 years ago
  Perfect Ten

  San Antonio, Texas
  This was an odd club. If...

  This was an odd club. If there's a VIP section I didn't see it. Even so the lap dances seemed pretty friendly. The ladies ranged from 5-9 with most being around a 7. There...
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  12 years ago
  Subi's Place

  Southgate, Michigan
  I haven't been here in a...

  I haven't been here in a while, which is a shame since it's pretty much my favorite club. The vibe had changed a bit, but it was still good. The first few...
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  13 years ago
  Cloud Nine

  Tulsa, Oklahoma
  I went here a while back...

  I went here a while back and had a pretty rockin time. I wish I was better with names, but hopefully I'm at least close. Ivy = a gorgeous petite blonde who...
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  14 years ago
  Subi's Place

  Southgate, Michigan
  This is the first time I...

  This is the first time I think I've ever been disappointed at Subi's. Usually I love this place; hopefully it was just a bad day. The dancers were mostly lackluster. They...
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  14 years ago
  Déjà Vu Flint

  Flint, Michigan
  I went here a while back...

  I went here a while back and was seriously underwhelmed. The girls were alright, but none shined. There was one in a nice white minidress that new how to work it, but...
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  15 years ago
  Subi's Place

  Southgate, Michigan
  Subi's was my fav club for...

  Subi's was my fav club for a long time. I traveled around a bit, and when I ended up back in the area, I kinda forgot about it until the other day. ...
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  16 years ago
  Subi's Place

  Southgate, Michigan
  This place has changed, but not...

  This place has changed, but not for the worse necesarily. The VIP area used to be basically one big long couch. Now there are divider walls between chairs. This adds to...
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  16 years ago
  Henry the VIII South

  Southgate, Michigan
  Still a dive. Still awesome....

  Still a dive. Still awesome. I'm not a big fan of daytime covers, or of wildly expensive soda, but the girls are still some of the friendliest around and that makes it...
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  16 years ago
  Henry the VIII South

  Southgate, Michigan
  Here's the deal, yeah they've done...

  Here's the deal, yeah they've done a bit of redecorating. But the place is still a crap hole. The thing is, its a neighborhood bar feeling crap hole where naked chicks dance,...
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  16 years ago
  Henry the VIII South

  Southgate, Michigan
  This is still my favorite club....

  This is still my favorite club. Not because the dancer's are so unbelievably hot, although a few are, but because of the atmosphere. The dancers actually approach you, even if you aren't...
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  16 years ago
  Leopards Lounge

  Windsor, Ontario
  This was a difficult club to...

  This was a difficult club to rate. There were plenty of attractive girls, who were capable of doing incredibly sexy stage dances. The kicker was the zero mileage pvt dances. I'm...
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  17 years ago
  Henry the VIII South

  Southgate, Michigan
  Made the trip here again a...

  Made the trip here again a lil while back. Was told that Dianna was on vacation and I was bummed at first. Then a black girl whose name I can't remember sat...
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  18 years ago
  Body Shop

  Flint, Michigan
  This place is almost impossible to...

  This place is almost impossible to find, and looks like the sort of place you'd get knifed. I'd avoid it if possible. ...
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  18 years ago
  Henry the VIII South

  Southgate, Michigan
  Thoughts from last night: Tall brunette chick:...

  Thoughts from last night: Tall brunette chick: too old, and kinda looked like a post op tranny Tiffany: drunk, and scary Technique: Cute, and has an awesome stage dance Big booded black chick with yellow...
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  18 years ago
  Henry the VIII South

  Southgate, Michigan
  Again, I can't say enough good...

  Again, I can't say enough good things about Diana. I've been back twice since the last time, and tragically Diana was absent the first time. Jada however was not. And Jada was mind...
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  18 years ago
  Henry the VIII South

  Southgate, Michigan
  I've been back, and as amazing...

  I've been back, and as amazing as Diana is, this club would suck horribly without her. OK maybe thats unfair. There were a couple other girls that were pretty hot too. ...