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5520 Kearny Villa Rd
San Diego, CA 92123
Ugh. Not okay. Bad. Awful. Pick...
Ugh. Not okay. Bad. Awful. Pick a negative word and insert here. I walked in, bought my tickets for non-alcoholic beverages, and took a seat. I saw maybe four dancers working. Maybe more were hidden…
Apr 15, 2014, 12:00 AM
Perfect Ten
111 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, Texas 78216
Where to start? Ok, so...
Where to start? Ok, so for some of the less titillating bits. $4 steaks. Cheap bottles of beer on the weekends. Solid happy hour prices (I think $3 for a draft…
Feb 25, 2014, 12:00 AM
Diamonds Show Club BYOB
2525 NE Interstate 410 Loop
San Antonio, TX 78217
Oh dear oh dear ohdearohdearohdear. This...
Oh dear oh dear ohdearohdearohdear. This is not the place for me. Cover is only $5 with military I'd, so that's nice. Drinks are ok. Lots of dance specials, both in scheduled nights and at…
Jan 22, 2014, 12:00 AM
Perfect Ten
111 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, Texas 78216
One word: Adriana. Holy shit. I'd...
One word: Adriana. Holy shit. I'd seen her a few times before, but she was always with somebody. Not surprising really. She's got a pretty face, lovely eyes, and possibly the most insane body I've…
Oct 29, 2013, 12:00 AM
Secrets Gentlemen's Club
100 New Laredo Hwy, San Antonio, TX 78211, USA*
Wow. This place is awful. $20...
Wow. This place is awful. $20 just to walk in the door. Before I had even found a seat, which was easy since there were no other customers there, I'd had a chunky 40 something…
Oct 19, 2013, 12:00 AM
All Stars
9440 Interstate 10 West
San Antonio, TX 78229
Went here on a recent UFC...
Went here on a recent UFC night. There were some ladies that made my jaw bounce along the floor repeatedly. Just unbelievably hot. Most if the gals were really really REALLY attractive. Unfortunately, my luck…
Oct 9, 2013, 12:00 AM
Perfect Ten
111 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, Texas 78216
This is quickly becoming my new...
This is quickly becoming my new favorite club. The ladies range from above average to holy-shit-she's-hot! $4 gets you a decent steak and some fries. $2 happy hr draft beer specials. It's kind of…
Aug 26, 2013, 12:00 AM
Perfect Ten
111 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, Texas 78216
Yeah. Wow. Just wow....
Yeah. Wow. Just wow. Tonight was pretty awesome at the ol' Perfect 10. A few things to report. First, bang for the buck. The cover charge was only…
Jul 14, 2013, 12:00 AM
Perfect Ten
111 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, Texas 78216
This was an odd club. If...
This was an odd club. If there's a VIP section I didn't see it. Even so the lap dances seemed pretty friendly. The ladies ranged from 5-9 with most being around a 7. There is…
May 11, 2013, 12:00 AM
Subi's Place
12916 Northline Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
I haven't been here in a...
I haven't been here in a while, which is a shame since it's pretty much my favorite club. The vibe had changed a bit, but it was still good. The first few dancers…
Jan 31, 2013, 12:00 AM
Cloud Nine
3101 S Yale Ave, Tulsa, OK 74135, USA*
I went here a while back...
I went here a while back and had a pretty rockin time. I wish I was better with names, but hopefully I'm at least close. Ivy = a gorgeous petite blonde who gave…
Jul 21, 2011, 12:00 AM
Subi's Place
12916 Northline Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
This is the first time I...
This is the first time I think I've ever been disappointed at Subi's. Usually I love this place; hopefully it was just a bad day. The dancers were mostly lackluster. They ranged…
Dec 20, 2010, 12:00 AM
Déjà Vu Flint
2402 South Dort Highway
Flint, MI 48507
I went here a while back...
I went here a while back and was seriously underwhelmed. The girls were alright, but none shined. There was one in a nice white minidress that new how to work it, but then…
Aug 2, 2010, 12:00 AM
Subi's Place
12916 Northline Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
Subi's was my fav club for...
Subi's was my fav club for a long time. I traveled around a bit, and when I ended up back in the area, I kinda forgot about it until the other day. Wow,…
Feb 28, 2010, 12:00 AM
Subi's Place
12916 Northline Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
This place has changed, but not...
This place has changed, but not for the worse necesarily. The VIP area used to be basically one big long couch. Now there are divider walls between chairs. This adds to the…
Dec 29, 2008, 12:00 AM
Henry the VIII South
15480 Dix Toledo Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
Still a dive. Still awesome....
Still a dive. Still awesome. I'm not a big fan of daytime covers, or of wildly expensive soda, but the girls are still some of the friendliest around and that makes it a…
Dec 28, 2008, 12:00 AM
Henry the VIII South
15480 Dix Toledo Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
Here's the deal, yeah they've done...
Here's the deal, yeah they've done a bit of redecorating. But the place is still a crap hole. The thing is, its a neighborhood bar feeling crap hole where naked chicks dance, and…
Aug 25, 2008, 12:00 AM
Henry the VIII South
15480 Dix Toledo Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
This is still my favorite club....
This is still my favorite club. Not because the dancer's are so unbelievably hot, although a few are, but because of the atmosphere. The dancers actually approach you, even if you aren't wearing…
Jul 18, 2008, 12:00 AM
Leopards Lounge
1190 Wyandotte St W
Windsor, ON N9A 5Y5
This was a difficult club to...
This was a difficult club to rate. There were plenty of attractive girls, who were capable of doing incredibly sexy stage dances. The kicker was the zero mileage pvt dances. I'm not…
Jun 17, 2008, 12:00 AM
Henry the VIII South
15480 Dix Toledo Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
Made the trip here again a...
Made the trip here again a lil while back. Was told that Dianna was on vacation and I was bummed at first. Then a black girl whose name I can't remember sat down…
Jun 19, 2007, 12:00 AM
Body Shop
1209 Glenwood Ave, Flint, MI 48503, USA
This place is almost impossible to...
This place is almost impossible to find, and looks like the sort of place you'd get knifed. I'd avoid it if possible.
Dec 15, 2006, 5:33 AM
Henry the VIII South
15480 Dix Toledo Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
Thoughts from last night:
Tall brunette chick:...
Thoughts from last night:
Tall brunette chick: too old, and kinda looked like a post op tranny
Tiffany: drunk, and scary
Technique: Cute, and has an awesome stage dance
Big booded black chick with yellow highlights…
Nov 3, 2006, 6:45 AM
Henry the VIII South
15480 Dix Toledo Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
Again, I can't say enough good...
Again, I can't say enough good things about Diana. I've been back twice since the last time, and tragically Diana was absent the first time.
Jada however was not. And Jada was mind numbingly…
Oct 3, 2006, 3:29 AM












