Ugh. Not okay. Bad. Awful. Pick...

Ugh. Not okay. Bad. Awful. Pick a negative word and insert here. I walked in, bought my tickets for non-alcoholic beverages, and took a seat. I saw maybe four dancers working. Maybe more were hidden somewhere, but I didn't see them. The interior was shabby. The dancers were unattractive and money grubbing. I KNOW you are there to make money. Here's an idea, walking up and asking me for a tip before asking my name is a quick way to just annoy people, not an effective way to actually get the tips your trying for. Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it does work. I mean that's what they all seem to be trying. Anyways, the club was lame, the crowd was empty, the dancers were of frighteningly poor quality, and no alcohol is served there. I'll let you guess if I'll be returning.