Reviews by Clubber

Not sure why I stopped, but I did. Club is the same as mentioned by others. I was a bit shocked by the complete lack of dancers (average, at best) on a Friday evening. Saw…

Visited this club not long ago, but decided to review again. I took a bar seat and had a couple of beers. Beers were $5.00, which seems normal. The dancers were a bit better than…

Difficult to count the dancers. I was there for about 2 1/2 hours and never saw the same dancer on stage, and still saw a number walking around I didn't see on stage. Really, what…

Hadn't stopped here in some time. Should have left it that way. Saw three customers and four dancers. My God, one black dancer had to be close to 250 pounds or more. Disgusting! Another,…

Stopped by for a bit in the late afternoon, early evening. Was somewhat crowded for the time. At least 15 dancers and perhaps 20 customers. What was strange, after about an hour the customer count…

Had not been to this club since Teasers moved from beside it. Same layout, bar on the right stage left as you walk in. I took a bar seat and had a couple of beers.…

After a disaster at Tamykos (see review there),I walked over to the Marabu Club. As soon as I walked in, a woman was right on me. Seems the norm in Mexico. This one compared to…

This visit was some time ago when this club wasn't listed on TUSCL. I drove down to the Mexican border from San Antonio and walked into Mexico. Once I found a cabbie that spoke English,…

I stopped in on Saturday and Sunday, for just a bit. Saturday, late afternoon and just a hour after opening on Sunday. When parking (at any time of day) is not a problem at this…

Stopped by for quick visit. I have not been clubbing for a number of years, so i check on the clubs of today. Showgirls seem laid back at least at this time and day. $3…

Has been over 3 years since I stopped in this club. The layout has not changed and like my last visit, I had no problem parking. I go there just before shift change. Only 4-5…

For what I saw in Austin, this club as the best overall. Didn't see anything other than valet parking. A $30 cover, way to high. Suit men escort you to a seat at a table.…

I went back as I said I would. Went a bit later and there seemed to be a lot of "new" dancers. Many were a bit above the previous visit. A lovely Korean (Asians are…

I have to preface this review with the information that I am from South Florida. Were I from the area of "Yellow Rose" the rating might be higher. The layout is as mentioned in other…

I was going to write this last month, but decided not to do so, but after reading the previous review, I thought I should write it. I was in Key West for the annual Poker…

Per NBC Miami Web Site 09/10/09: "Sex isn't the only thing that you can't get in Club Madonna's version of the Champagne Room. You can also forget about the champagne or any other alcohol for that…

As a veteran of the old Tootsie's and the really old Tootsie's, I had never been to this incarnation of Tootsie's. I will say it is "impressive", but for me, that was a waste. Like…

Just a average review since is more a note. I was going to stop in this last weekend after a Poker Run weekend in Key West. But after seeing close to zero cars in the…

I seem to be the only one that can grasp the concept of Woody's. Is it a typical SC, yes, up till the live music. I've been about 6 times in the last couple of…

Sort of a nondescript club from the outside. Inside seemed nicer. Walk in and there is an "L" shaped bar. Tables on past the bar and the stage far in the back right corner. This…

I went back the next day for an afternoon visit. About 6-7 dancers and maybe 10 customers. Beers were $2.50 during happy hour. The dancers seemed to be of lower quality than those of last…

I visited on a Thursday night about 9 PM. Parking was no problem. Cover was $5. The layout is as mentioned in the previous review. I sat at both bars. Domestic beers were $4.25. There…

I went during the late afternoon on a Friday. I would have expected more than about 10 customers, figuring an after work crowd. I counted 7 dancers. An average stage in the middle surrounded by…

People keep referring to the "old" Tootsie's. I really wonder if many remember the "old" Tootsie's. I'm not talking about the one that just closed, but the one that was there about 25 years ago.…

Can't say much more than the previous review. I stopped in during the early afternoon. Not a large parking area, but what there was was about empty. REAL slow! About three customers and I saw…