Normally I'll go to Cheetahs in...

Normally I'll go to Cheetahs in the afternoon. But I was bored, and a little horny, and kind of curious. Who goes to a strip club at 9am? And what kind of dancers are here at this hour?

OK, first of all, in the afternoon, the dances are ten bucks. In the morning, I guess the girls are still on the night shift. The dances were $20. OK, one girl gave me 2 for $20 but that was it.

And speaking of girls, no one danced on stage. And there were only 5 girls there and most of the time they spent in the back. I watched alot of SportsCenter that morning.