Reviews by loafer

Been about a year since this place has been reviewed. But there is a good reason to revisit and review. Thumper is back. She had retired about a year ago, but has started…

I wasn't expecting too much. So it would have been tough to dissapoint me. The free lunch buffett sign got my attention, so I thought that I wouldn't have much to lose.…

Went last Thursday, after having lunch at the co-owned pizza place next door. That made parking a lot easier. The best way to describe the girls at Mons is that they are the…

Vegas is once again a great stop if you are on this side of the bay. Went by Sat night. Saw about 12 dancers working. Tall, dark skinned dancer, I think…

Stopped in around 1:30 and actually walked in with a couple of dancers coming to work. Parking lot was full of dancer's cars. Parking is no longer an issue since Joe bought the…

Like the previous reviewer, I stop into the Maid when I'm in WPB. It's kind of like visiting your favorite restaurant when you travel to a certain city. You know what you're going…

I was there during the bachelor party as well. I think that may be the only reason the parking lot was more full than Mons. I never understand why thy have to do…

I like this club for a couple of reasons. It usually competes with Mons in quality of dancers. It is smoke free and that makes it an easy place to spend a lunch…

Starlite is not your Mons or 2001 type place. Its a little better than the caliber at 7 Seas. But not usually known for a lot of extras. But there is the occasional…

The Superbowl is gone, and so is the high priced talent, and the high prices. Cover is back to 20. You can once again negotiate dance prices. Usually multiples are $20.…

A couple of good signs. As mentioned previously, the live music has gone away. Also, Pixie is back.(a great kisser) A must see on the SoFLa tour, since Thumper retired. Also,…

Good News and Bad News. The good news is that Mons has responded to the economy and $20 are pretty much the norm for multiple dances. I beleve that you can get 3…

This is a neat set up. Especially if you can't make up your mind about what you want to do. It's on the "hot" corner of Ulmerton and the 19 access road. Just…

Every review about Mons is pretty much the same. No liquor, no privacy, no smoking and no parking. Great girls, great volume of eye candy, great grinding and easy to get to from…

Stopped in on Saturday PM. Blondie was there. And previous poster ain't lying. She is a knockout. Maybe even a young Thumper. Tried to get to dance with her, but…

Not the same talent as the Mons or other high end clubs. But you get attention that you wouldn't get at other clubs. You will get groped, nuzzled, kissed and treated like a…

Must be closed. Stopped after midnight. Lights are on. Hiring sign is still up, and it really appears that they are open. But doors are locked and no cars in sight.…

Haven't looked into this club in a couple of years because I heard it went really downhill. I was surprised to see the previous reviews, so I checked it out. $10 cover. Was…

It looks like this place might be gearing up again. I was leaving Best Buy today and noticed that they had a NOw Hiring sign. I thought of stoping in the Lingere place…

Maybe the quality has shifted just a bit south. But it is still better than most clubs. In fact, when you read reviews in other cities, Mons is what they mean when they…

All and all a nice club. Five dollar cover. The dancers were actually pretty hot. A couple of 6-7, but several 8-10s. The private dance area is as described in the previous post.…

Went Saturday at Midnight. Only had on dancer working. Charged 10 to get in. No drinks were available. The dancer had a nice body but face of 3. Might have been the…

Some changes took the Spermaid back to the old days. The wall is down. Only bikinis, but ultra high milage in the laps. And of course you know the backroom story.…

I don't think that I would consider this a "dive" bar. It isn't a "rhino" but definitely not a "dive". There was $3 parking charge. Even though you park in a shopping center…

This club has gone from first to worst in their quest for the almighty dollar. I gave it a four because the girls are great to look at, and it is non-smoking. They…