Reviews

A couple of good signs. As mentioned previously, the live music has gone away. Also, Pixie is back.(a great kisser) A must see on the SoFLa tour, since Thumper retired. Also,…

Good News and Bad News. The good news is that Mons has responded to the economy and $20 are pretty much the norm for multiple dances. I beleve that you can get 3…

This is a neat set up. Especially if you can't make up your mind about what you want to do. It's on the "hot" corner of Ulmerton and the 19 access road. Just…

Every review about Mons is pretty much the same. No liquor, no privacy, no smoking and no parking. Great girls, great volume of eye candy, great grinding and easy to get to from…

Stopped in on Saturday PM. Blondie was there. And previous poster ain't lying. She is a knockout. Maybe even a young Thumper. Tried to get to dance with her, but…

Not the same talent as the Mons or other high end clubs. But you get attention that you wouldn't get at other clubs. You will get groped, nuzzled, kissed and treated like a…

Must be closed. Stopped after midnight. Lights are on. Hiring sign is still up, and it really appears that they are open. But doors are locked and no cars in sight.…

Haven't looked into this club in a couple of years because I heard it went really downhill. I was surprised to see the previous reviews, so I checked it out.
$10 cover. Was…

It looks like this place might be gearing up again. I was leaving Best Buy today and noticed that they had a NOw Hiring sign. I thought of stoping in the Lingere place…

Maybe the quality has shifted just a bit south. But it is still better than most clubs. In fact, when you read reviews in other cities, Mons is what they mean when they…

All and all a nice club. Five dollar cover. The dancers were actually pretty hot. A couple of 6-7, but several 8-10s. The private dance area is as described in the previous post.…

Went Saturday at Midnight. Only had on dancer working. Charged 10 to get in. No drinks were available. The dancer had a nice body but face of 3. Might have been the…