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68 reviews by sameli

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, WA

This is a weird spot; it's...

This is a weird spot; it's location is good if a bit embarrassing if you're visiting (which I am); it's right in the middle of the downtown market tourist location, but is probably the best…

11 yrs ago

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, MD

Second visit -- perhaps the greatest...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Second visit -- perhaps the greatest difference in terms of experience than any other Baltimore club. There's no major change in physical plant -- lots of TVs, comfortable bar that surrounds one small dancing stage,…

11 yrs ago

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

From top to bottom, experience to...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

From top to bottom, experience to atmosphere, close to the best there is. Now, it's not perfect, and like almost the entire industry, it has fallen down some since the Great Recession. But still, it's…

11 yrs ago

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

From top to bottom, experience to...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

11 yrs ago

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, MD

I'm always willing to change my...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I'm always willing to change my mind about a club if it deserves it; LD does (sorta). The bad and good things about the layout and service of the club remain. It's still weird to…

11 yrs ago

Chez Joey

Baltimore, MD

A perfect example of the changing...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

A perfect example of the changing nature of a club. Six months ago, you could go in on the weekend and see at least 3 good looking women who were both 1) not addled, and…

12 yrs ago

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, MD

First time visit, due mainly to...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

First time visit, due mainly to comments by others. I'm afraid I'm going to have to go against the grain -- not sure why the reviews are so high. <br> <br> People are friendly, I will give…

12 yrs ago

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

This is not a bad club,...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

This is not a bad club, it's simply that at one time it used to be much better. Everything now is very much routine -- in the old days, there was a positive vibe here;…

12 yrs ago

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, MD

The Hustler Club is undergoing what...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

The Hustler Club is undergoing what I hope is not a permanent change, but it clearly (in terms of quality and experience) undergoing its most serious challenge since I've been going (which is more…

12 yrs ago1

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, MD

There must be a hidden agenda...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

There must be a hidden agenda where it all makes sense, but I do not understand what LD is doing. It continues to have major problems in attracting dancers; in the past year, I've NEVER…

12 yrs ago

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, MD

Pussycat is undergoing a sort of...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Pussycat is undergoing a sort of weird transformation, in that the mix of girls varies WILDLY. Sadly, it means the old days of walking in and feeling fairly confident you'd get a good choice are…

12 yrs ago

New Century Theater

San Francisco, CA

The definition of insanity is doing...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results, and that's true for this year's visit to Century. It is THE biggest rip off in SF without being an actual ripoff…

12 yrs ago1

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Yearly visit - once again, a...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Yearly visit - once again, a slow but steady decline is in evidence. It's an interesting layout -- lots of nooks and crannies, with a main stage surrounded by theatre seats, a lap dance area…

12 yrs ago

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Hadn't been in a while, so...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Hadn't been in a while, so thought I'd see if anything had changed for the better. In a word, no. This is perhaps the most disappointing club in Baltimore -- not the worst, but in…

12 yrs ago

Chez Joey

Baltimore, MD

Interesting club, with both upside and...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Interesting club, with both upside and down side. Positives: 1) They've done some work on the club -- seems relatively clean, very close to the stage to watch dancers, relatively private lap dance area in…

12 yrs ago

Lust

Baltimore, MD

Decided to again check out bottom...

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Decided to again check out bottom version of Lust (there's an upstairs version which I believe is all African-American, both clientele and dancers). Long but narrow bar to the left; unfortunately, often means getting bumped…

12 yrs ago

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, PA

First time in years...and sadly, only...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

First time in years...and sadly, only gone downhill. A couple of points -- the club itself doesn't open until 9 or so; before that, it's simply a dirty bookstore. Once it opens up, there's some…

12 yrs ago

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

After six months off, visited again...and...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

After six months off, visited again...and sadly, the RR is on the bad end of the usual up and down of block bars. The physical plant hasn't changed, and the best thing about it --…

12 yrs ago

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, MD

One of the interesting things about...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

One of the interesting things about the Block is how quickly things change. A few months ago, I found the PC was -- despite efforts to upgrade the physical layout -- going downhill in terms…

13 yrs ago

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

This is NOT a club to...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This is NOT a club to go at nighttime. Instead, sneak out early and go in the day; it has the best selection of girls I've seen on the block in the past 5 years…

13 yrs ago1

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, MD

No big change in the layout...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

No big change in the layout of the club, drinks have gone up some, and they are cutting back on happy hour and other discounts, which is sorta sad (one of the things that made…

13 yrs ago1

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, MD

Progress has stalled here after a...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Progress has stalled here after a burst of activity. If you remember the old Flamingo, you won't recognize anything about Lit except for the VIP rooms, which are not to dissimilar to the old VIP…

13 yrs ago

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, MD

I almost feel sorry for the...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I almost feel sorry for the PC -- they've attempted to upgrade in a number of ways (new bar top, very comfortable lap dance area, I've heard very nice VIP rooms). They've even stopped the…

13 yrs ago

Lust

Baltimore, MD

Physical plant nothing special -- long...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Physical plant nothing special -- long bar with relatively narrow walkway in back of you; slightly elevated lap dance area in back with little privacy from girls going on stage (not bad with regards tto…

13 yrs ago

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

First time review (fav at Hustler...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

First time review (fav at Hustler was out); frankly, much better than I thought (though still has problems). The physical outlook isn't great -- long bar, with VERY narrow space between bar and wall, plus…

13 yrs ago