Reviews by quasar

I hit the Out House every year or two on road trips. This most recent time (November 2009) was probably the worst visit yet, but overall I still had a good time. It's…

I hit the Den recently for the first time in about a year an a half. Totally new dancers (not unexpected), including a full range of types, from fat to thin to heavily tattooed.…

I went late on a Tuesday night. $8 cover, $5.25 for longnecks. A little slow, but a good ratio of dancers and customers. $2 stageside bought a lot of attention, as usual,…

I like to stop in on roadtrips passing through Kansas, and this was my first time in nearly a year, and my first time on a Saturday night. I got in around 1AM, which…

My annual trip to Colorado Springs and the report this year. I only got in late afternoon and didn't stick around until evening. I imagine it picks up, but scoring it a "7"…

When doing a cross country drive along I-70, I like to time an overnight stop in Lawrence in order to stop at the Out House. It's hard to find, so get your directions ahead…

I took a date to the Den on a Friday night in September. Basically an entirely new set of dancers since my previous review based on a couple of visits in March. It…

Stopped in on a recent road trip, first time in a couple of years. I thought the talent was slightly better than my memory, but the bottom end is low. There were 2-3…

Haven't been here for a couple of years, but stopped in on a road trip. $15 cover. ATM has a $100 limit, $8 charge. Juice bar, bring your own alcohol. Quality…

First time back in over a year, for a bachelor party (we made advance arrangements and got $5 cover per person). Many of the good things were the same and a few new twists.…

I visited The Den a couple times in March. It no longer has anything to do with clowns. The new and working official website is www.theden1.com which has a lot of photos of…

I visited this club once before, about two years ago. Things were about the same, and overall pretty good, especially for Colorado, but not reaching greatness. There's a small cover, with a larger…

I've avoided this club for a long time, even though it's close, because of the bad reviews. I was finally in town with some free time and no expectations, and stopped in on a…

I'm going to round down to a seven, as my first impression was a five, but eventually a few good-looking dancers took the stage and the lap dances were very good and high mileage.…

I'll round up to an "8" here since I had a very good time. No alcohol, but nude, $15 cover. Stageside tipping ($2) expected) gives a decent mini-dance for maybe 30 seconds.…

Now, the club is closer to a "9" than a "10" perhaps, but I'm hard pressed to be specific as to why not. I mean, there don't seem to be extras, but I don't…

I'm trying to get more discriminating with my reviews. In the past this might have gotten a "9" and is better than many other clubs I've given "8" ratings to in the recent past. I…

I've been in here a couple of times in the last month and wanted to do a report since there have been some changes. The club is under new ownership, and while this has…

As a stip club, this place rates a "2" because there is seldom any stripping. Do we really want AB at the top of this list? I know many brothels/termas/clubs outside the US…

This is an all nude BYOB club, rare in Austin. They do serve some food and soft drinks, and ice for your beer is $4.75. It isn't as upscale as many other Austin clubs (e.g.,…

This is really a gem in the rough and a pleasant discovery! It's an all-nude BYOB club with $20 lap dances and the dancers permit two-way contact. I was somewhat worried about the…

I've only been here once, and only had dances from one dancer, but she was fine-looking (Columbian) and gave more-than-acceptable dances. This is one of the better topless Austin clubs, and tries to be…

This is huge professional club with a lot to offer, perhaps the most to offer, in the Denver area. I took my wife out here, which I don't do often, and we had a…

This club is only small by Texas standards. It's the biggest in Tucson I believe. Probably the most popular, too, with my most recent visit late on a weeknight seeing the place packed…

Back to visit Tucson again after a year. The Candy Store is pretty similar, and has kept the same low dance prices ($5 table, $10 VIP plus one-time $10 to enter VIP). Mix…