Reviews by Kwickie

I’ve visited multiple times over the last three days. The dancers here have actually gotten better over the last year or so. It used to be almost all older and slightly…

I visit this club every time I’m in Montreal. It’s a dive, but in a good way. The furnishings are the same as they’ve been since the 80’s, drinks are average, but what makes…

Stopped in last night, which was Canada Day. Jazz fest is also going on, so the place was packed. It was surprisingly warm inside. One of the dancers said that management turns off…

I'm surprised that this tourist place is in the top 10 on the site, so I went back on Saturday to see if anything changed to warrant it. It hadn't. This is really…

I normally love this club, but Saturday night was a big disappointment. Cleo's is kind of a dive bar, but in a very comfortable way, that normally has very high-mileage dances for small money. I…

This place hasn't changed in years, and that's a good thing. You won't find a bunch of stuck up silicone queens like on St. Catherine Street joints here. Instead you'll find dancers of all ages…

This club may not have supermodel dancers, but it's the best value club in Montreal, by far. It's more of a locals club, been in the same tacky decor for 20+ years. There were around…

Went to Hush when I found out that Deja Vu is no longer open during the day. I was there about 2:00pm just before Christmas there were about 3 dancers working - one about 20lbs…

Not the most beautiful girls, but still my favorite club in Montreal. Arrived Saturday night and there was maybe 20 customers and about 12 girls. Most of the dancers are a a bit overweight, but…

This continues to be my favorite club in Montreal, not because of the beauty of the dancers, but because it's friendly and the dances are hot (for the most part). Yes, some of the dancers…

This is normally a solid club. Not filled with 10's but usually has a decent lineup of high-mileage 6's and 7's. I went just before Christmas and it was a big letdown.…

I normally love this club, so maybe Monday was just an off night. There were very few girls working and only one of them was doing lap dances. The rest were either hanging…

Surprisingly good. Very high mileage dances in a nicely remodeled club. Dancer quality varies, as anywhere, but I got some of the best lap dances outside of Montreal here. VIP rooms are very private but…

This used ot be one of my favorite clubs in Montreal, and it's still servicable especially if you're showing out of town visitors around. It definitely caters to the tourist crowd, as there are…

This is an all air-dance club, as mentioned before, but with pretty high quality women. I went there last weekend and there were defintely a few 8-9's and no girls under a 6, in my opinion.…

trump2k1 is right, this place has changed so much since the political scandal involving the owner took place. There are still some girls in the 8-9 range, but they're watched so closely that you get nothing…

Went to Cleo's last weekend. What can I say, this place is a dive. But in a good way. The quality of the girls was extremely variable, but I always seem to…

Of the strip clubs on St Catherine's in the main tourist area, this is one of my faves (although the ones off-island or on St Laurent are much higher mileage). It's a long, narrow club.…

Rick's is the best club in the Seattle area, which, due to the many restrictions placed by the city, means it's the best of a bad lot. Arrival at the club, expecially on a weekend night…