Reviews by swv998

I was in DC for a meeting that ended mid-afternoon, so I had an evening to kill. Having no other plans, I decided to stop by Archibald's. This was the first strip...

I stopped in here because it was convenient - I was staying in an AirBnB a few blocks away. It was an unplanned visit, so I hadn't looked at any reviews online. ...

I had never been here before. I had the afternoon off between customer visits, and thought I should see some of the sights. This was exactly the right place to come. ...

This was my first time in Seattle, and I'm not sure I picked the best place to visit. Seattle (or maybe the whole state?) is another place where they seem to think that...

It's been a while since I checked in here. The club still has the same layout - theatre seating in the back with a few rows right along the side of the stage....

I had been to the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas, and had a great time. Unfortunately, the Dallas branch doesn't come up to that standard. I stopped in after a few customer visits...

I'm not sure why I ended up here. This was my first time in Seattle, and I really should have tried someplace 'local', but for some reason I ended up at a chain...

New rule: never go to a strip club with a type of metal in the name. That includes Silver, Gold, and Platinum. That tells you the club is trying to look classy,...

My first visit back to San Diego in a couple of years. I didn't think the strip club scene here could get any tamer, but it sure has. The girls at Pure...

I stopped by CF on Halloween afternoon. They had the upstairs nude room closed, which is my favorite part of the club. They only had one stage going downstairs, with just the...

I've mentioned before that this place is hit or miss. This visit was absolutely the worst. They only had one of the three stages open, and there were more guys than 'dancers'....

I've reviewed this club before, and I've always liked it. I've been away for a while, but I visited last Thursday afternoon. It seems like the action in the public rooms is...

Very hit or miss. There were a handful of really hot chicks, a handful of average lookers, and a handful of really scary ones. Still, if you're looking to get a handjob...

This was my first time back since they reopened. I didn't even know they were reopening, so that was a nice surprise. It feels much more like a "Gentleman's club" than a strip club...

I stopped by on a recent weekday. There were very few girls working - maybe 5? If you went in looking for a lapdance (I didn't), you might have to wait a...

I am done with this place. The last time I was here (on a Sunday afternoon), there were probably 25 girls working. 4 or 5 of them were really very hot - which is...

Generally a good mix of women here. Last friday I got a special treat though - there were two chicks visiting the club with their boyfriends, and the strippers managed to get them...

I was in Urbana for one night, and based on TUSCL decided this was the place to go. The good news: it's cheap. Admission, beer, and dances are all cheaper than I'm used to in...

I hit this place a couple of Saturdays ago. They had 3 girls on the stage at all times, both upstairs and downstairs, so there was always something to look at. They also had...

This place has really gone downhill since I was last here 5+ years ago. I used to come here when things were slow at the Golden Banana. Now that the Banana is...

I knew this place had changed management recently, but I was unprepared for how completely lame it has gotten. The DJ has moved to the back of the theatre, where I guess he...

I stopped by here on a recent afternoon, for the first time in a couple of years. It's a little nicer than I remember, but I might just be jaded from all the...

I used to be a regular here back when I was going to school. Now that I've moved to the Bay Area, it's a little hard to remember why. I stopped in here...

The girls in this club were all _hot_ and there was good contact at the tip rails. The downsides: the club was packed, so I ended up sharing a table with some drunk college kids. The...