Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
I was in DC for a meeting that ended mid-afternoon, so I had an evening to kill. Having no other plans, I decided to stop by Archibald's. This was the first strip club…
swv998· 9 yrs agoRose City Strip
Portland, OR
I stopped in here because it was convenient - I was staying in an AirBnB a few blocks away. It was an unplanned visit, so I hadn't looked at any reviews online. If…
swv998· 9 yrs agoExotica
Portland, OR
I had never been here before. I had the afternoon off between customer visits, and thought I should see some of the sights. This was exactly the right place to come. I…
swv998· 11 yrs agoDevil's Triangle
Seattle, WA
This was my first time in Seattle, and I'm not sure I picked the best place to visit. Seattle (or maybe the whole state?) is another place where they seem to think that nudity…
swv998· 11 yrs agoThe Crazy Horse
San Francisco, CA
It's been a while since I checked in here. The club still has the same layout - theatre seating in the back with a few rows right along the side of the stage.…
swv998· 12 yrs agoSpearmint Rhino
Dallas, TX
I had been to the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas, and had a great time. Unfortunately, the Dallas branch doesn't come up to that standard. I stopped in after a few customer visits on…
swv998· 13 yrs agoDéjà Vu Seattle
Seattle, WA
I'm not sure why I ended up here. This was my first time in Seattle, and I really should have tried someplace 'local', but for some reason I ended up at a chain strip…
swv998· 15 yrs agoSilver City Cabaret
Dallas, TX
New rule: never go to a strip club with a type of metal in the name. That includes Silver, Gold, and Platinum. That tells you the club is trying to look classy, but…
swv998· 16 yrs agoPure Platinum
San Diego, CA
My first visit back to San Diego in a couple of years. I didn't think the strip club scene here could get any tamer, but it sure has. The girls at Pure Platinum…
swv998· 16 yrs agoClub Fantasies
Providence, RI
I stopped by CF on Halloween afternoon. They had the upstairs nude room closed, which is my favorite part of the club. They only had one stage going downstairs, with just the usual…
swv998· 16 yrs agoCheaters
Providence, RI
I've mentioned before that this place is hit or miss. This visit was absolutely the worst. They only had one of the three stages open, and there were more guys than 'dancers'.…
swv998· 16 yrs agoClub Fantasies
Providence, RI
I've reviewed this club before, and I've always liked it. I've been away for a while, but I visited last Thursday afternoon. It seems like the action in the public rooms is getting…
swv998· 17 yrs agoCheaters
Providence, RI
Very hit or miss. There were a handful of really hot chicks, a handful of average lookers, and a handful of really scary ones. Still, if you're looking to get a handjob in…
swv998· 17 yrs ago 1Golden Banana
Peabody, MA
This was my first time back since they reopened. I didn't even know they were reopening, so that was a nice surprise. It feels much more like a "Gentleman's club" than a strip club now,…
swv998· 17 yrs agoExecutives Den
Cleveland, OH
I stopped by on a recent weekday. There were very few girls working - maybe 5? If you went in looking for a lapdance (I didn't), you might have to wait a while…
swv998· 18 yrs agoCheaters
Providence, RI
I am done with this place. The last time I was here (on a Sunday afternoon), there were probably 25 girls working. 4 or 5 of them were really very hot - which is 4…
swv998· 18 yrs agoThe Crazy Horse
San Francisco, CA
Generally a good mix of women here. Last friday I got a special treat though - there were two chicks visiting the club with their boyfriends, and the strippers managed to get them to…
swv998· 18 yrs agoSilver Bullet Bar
Urbana, IL
I was in Urbana for one night, and based on TUSCL decided this was the place to go. The good news: it's cheap. Admission, beer, and dances are all cheaper than I'm used to in the…
swv998· 19 yrs agoClub Fantasies
Providence, RI
I hit this place a couple of Saturdays ago. They had 3 girls on the stage at all times, both upstairs and downstairs, so there was always something to look at. They also had the…
swv998· 19 yrs agoCabaret Lounge
Peabody, MA
This place has really gone downhill since I was last here 5+ years ago. I used to come here when things were slow at the Golden Banana. Now that the Banana is gone,…
swv998· 19 yrs agoMarket Street Cinema
San Francisco, CA
I knew this place had changed management recently, but I was unprepared for how completely lame it has gotten. The DJ has moved to the back of the theatre, where I guess he can…
swv998· 19 yrs agoThe Crazy Horse
San Francisco, CA
I stopped by here on a recent afternoon, for the first time in a couple of years. It's a little nicer than I remember, but I might just be jaded from all the time…
swv998· 20 yrs agoArchibald's Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
I used to be a regular here back when I was going to school. Now that I've moved to the Bay Area, it's a little hard to remember why. I stopped in here over…
swv998· 20 yrs agoXTC Cabaret Austin
Austin, TX
The girls in this club were all _hot_ and there was good contact at the tip rails. The downsides: the club was packed, so I ended up sharing a table with some drunk college kids. The night…
swv998· 20 yrs agoFoxy Lady
Providence, RI
I don't understand why people like this club so much. I've been twice, and I've always found it to be too dark, too loud, and too expensive. Most of the girls are pretty hot, so…
swv998· 21 yrs ago
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