swv998

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Reviews by swv998

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  8 years ago
  Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Long time, no see.

  I was in DC for a meeting that ended mid-afternoon, so I had an evening to kill. Having no other plans, I decided to stop by Archibald's. This was the first strip...
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  8 years ago
  Rose City Strip

  Portland, Oregon
  Good club, jarring music

  I stopped in here because it was convenient - I was staying in an AirBnB a few blocks away. It was an unplanned visit, so I hadn't looked at any reviews online. ...
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  10 years ago
  Exotica

  Portland, Oregon
  I had never been here before....

  I had never been here before. I had the afternoon off between customer visits, and thought I should see some of the sights. This was exactly the right place to come. ...
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  10 years ago
  Devil's Triangle

  Seattle, Washington
  This was my first time in...

  This was my first time in Seattle, and I'm not sure I picked the best place to visit. Seattle (or maybe the whole state?) is another place where they seem to think that...
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  10 years ago
  The Crazy Horse

  San Francisco, California
  It's been a while since I...

  It's been a while since I checked in here. The club still has the same layout - theatre seating in the back with a few rows right along the side of the stage....
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  12 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  Dallas, Texas
  I had been to the Spearmint...

  I had been to the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas, and had a great time. Unfortunately, the Dallas branch doesn't come up to that standard. I stopped in after a few customer visits...
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  14 years ago
  Déjà Vu Seattle

  Seattle, Washington
  I'm not sure why I ended...

  I'm not sure why I ended up here. This was my first time in Seattle, and I really should have tried someplace 'local', but for some reason I ended up at a chain...
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  15 years ago
  Silver City Cabaret

  Dallas, Texas
  New rule: never go to a...

  New rule: never go to a strip club with a type of metal in the name. That includes Silver, Gold, and Platinum. That tells you the club is trying to look classy,...
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  15 years ago
  Pure Platinum

  San Diego, California
  My first visit back to San...

  My first visit back to San Diego in a couple of years. I didn't think the strip club scene here could get any tamer, but it sure has. The girls at Pure...
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  15 years ago
  Club Fantasies

  Providence, Rhode Island
  I stopped by CF on Halloween...

  I stopped by CF on Halloween afternoon. They had the upstairs nude room closed, which is my favorite part of the club. They only had one stage going downstairs, with just the...
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  15 years ago
  Cheaters

  Providence, Rhode Island
  I've mentioned before that this place...

  I've mentioned before that this place is hit or miss. This visit was absolutely the worst. They only had one of the three stages open, and there were more guys than 'dancers'....
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  15 years ago
  Club Fantasies

  Providence, Rhode Island
  I've reviewed this club before, and...

  I've reviewed this club before, and I've always liked it. I've been away for a while, but I visited last Thursday afternoon. It seems like the action in the public rooms is...
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  15 years ago
  Cheaters

  Providence, Rhode Island
  Very hit or miss. There...

  Very hit or miss. There were a handful of really hot chicks, a handful of average lookers, and a handful of really scary ones. Still, if you're looking to get a handjob...
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  16 years ago
  Golden Banana

  Peabody, Massachusetts
  This was my first time back...

  This was my first time back since they reopened. I didn't even know they were reopening, so that was a nice surprise. It feels much more like a "Gentleman's club" than a strip club...
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  17 years ago
  Executives Den

  Cleveland, Ohio
  I stopped by on a recent...

  I stopped by on a recent weekday. There were very few girls working - maybe 5? If you went in looking for a lapdance (I didn't), you might have to wait a...
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  17 years ago
  Cheaters

  Providence, Rhode Island
  I am done with this place....

  I am done with this place. The last time I was here (on a Sunday afternoon), there were probably 25 girls working. 4 or 5 of them were really very hot - which is...
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  17 years ago
  The Crazy Horse

  San Francisco, California
  Generally a good mix of women...

  Generally a good mix of women here. Last friday I got a special treat though - there were two chicks visiting the club with their boyfriends, and the strippers managed to get them...
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  18 years ago
  Silver Bullet Bar

  Urbana, Illinois
  I was in Urbana for one...

  I was in Urbana for one night, and based on TUSCL decided this was the place to go. The good news: it's cheap. Admission, beer, and dances are all cheaper than I'm used to in...
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  18 years ago
  Club Fantasies

  Providence, Rhode Island
  I hit this place a couple...

  I hit this place a couple of Saturdays ago. They had 3 girls on the stage at all times, both upstairs and downstairs, so there was always something to look at. They also had...
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  18 years ago
  Cabaret Lounge

  Peabody, Massachusetts
  This place has really gone downhill...

  This place has really gone downhill since I was last here 5+ years ago. I used to come here when things were slow at the Golden Banana. Now that the Banana is...
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  18 years ago
  Market Street Cinema

  San Francisco, California
  I knew this place had changed...

  I knew this place had changed management recently, but I was unprepared for how completely lame it has gotten. The DJ has moved to the back of the theatre, where I guess he...
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  19 years ago
  The Crazy Horse

  San Francisco, California
  I stopped by here on a...

  I stopped by here on a recent afternoon, for the first time in a couple of years. It's a little nicer than I remember, but I might just be jaded from all the...
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  19 years ago
  Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  I used to be a regular...

  I used to be a regular here back when I was going to school. Now that I've moved to the Bay Area, it's a little hard to remember why. I stopped in here...
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  19 years ago
  XTC Cabaret Austin

  Austin, Texas
  The girls in this club were...

  The girls in this club were all _hot_ and there was good contact at the tip rails. The downsides: the club was packed, so I ended up sharing a table with some drunk college kids. The...