New rule: never go to a...

New rule: never go to a strip club with a type of metal in the name. That includes Silver, Gold, and Platinum. That tells you the club is trying to look classy, but it's just going to be expensive and boring. This place felt busy and there were a lot of good looking girls around, but they didn't seem at all interested in the customers. And the customers seemed to be more interested in the basketball game on TV than in the dancers. It was just a really weird vibe - like it didn't know whether it wanted to be a "gentleman's club" or a sports bar.