I'm not sure why I ended...

I'm not sure why I ended up here. This was my first time in Seattle, and I really should have tried someplace 'local', but for some reason I ended up at a chain strip club. I've never really enjoyed any of the Deja Vu clubs, and this one was no different. There is just something about the atmosphere that tells you it's part of a chain. The girls were fine, but the crowd was a real downer. There seemed to be a lot of groups, which always get obnoxious and rowdy, and I guess you can get in if you're only 18 here. So crowds of horny teenagers. There's no alcohol in the club, but the teenagers were obviously getting drunk in the parking lot or something.