Reviews by lilgerry
Submit a ReviewSatin Dolls
230 NJ-17 S
Lodi, NJ 07644
Strange review from an unusual evening....
Strange review from an unusual evening. I had a colleague who'd never been to a club before, a young lady of considerable talents. I suppose I was the safest guide for her to have a…
Oct 2, 2012, 12:00 AM
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
Stopped by because I was passing...
Stopped by because I was passing through and had a big traffic tie up ahead, so might as well wait it out here instead of on the road, right? Was early enough in the…
May 21, 2012, 12:00 AM
Doll House
6105 Philips Hwy
Jacksonville, FL 32216
Overpoweringly smoky. $5 does get a...
Overpoweringly smoky. $5 does get a bottomless coke. It was also the amount of stage tipping that got the dancer naked... and the DJ had to beg to get $5 worth of tips for most…
Jan 7, 2012, 12:00 AM
Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub
105 Mohawk Ave
Hawthorne, NJ 07506
Only one other review, but... fortune...
Only one other review, but... fortune favors the bold (only after winnowing out the stupid). Speaking Portuguese is very helpful here. All the dancers are Brazilian and all are well past prime... at least 30,…
Oct 20, 2011, 12:00 AM
Gold Club
1416 Chancellor Street
Philadelphia, PA 19102
The more things change, the more...
The more things change, the more they remain the same. It must be two years since I've been here. Tigra's still holding court, although she's behind the bar now. Very few dancers, but only a…
Oct 19, 2011, 12:00 AM
Hott 22
1731 US-22
Union, NJ 07083
Arrived to $11 cover at about...
Arrived to $11 cover at about 6:30. It took quite a few minutes to adjust to the dark. $4 Coke. About half a dozen girls rotating through, one on stage at a time. Bathroom was…
Sep 6, 2011, 12:00 AM
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
Well... this place is right off...
Well... this place is right off the exit, and in the basement of a strip mall. The parking lot was rather full, but part of that was for the restaurants, etc. Parked around back by…
Jul 13, 2011, 12:00 AM
Stiletto
180 NY-59
Nanuet, NY 10954
Monday evening at about 5pm, just...
Monday evening at about 5pm, just stopping in for a happy hour. Free parking, free entry. VERY Dark when first walking in... give yourself a few minutes for your eyes to adjust. Watched a few…
Oct 11, 2010, 12:00 AM
OG Gentlemen's Club
1531 S Las Vegas Blvd
Las Vegas, NV 89104
it's a smorgasbord in here. Very...
it's a smorgasbord in here. Very high pressure. It seems the economy has simultaneously brought out the best girls, but also made them more desperate for every bit of cash you have. The eye candy…
Feb 28, 2010, 12:00 AM
Pleasure Island Club
257 NY-17K, Newburgh, NY 12550, USA*
Nothing terribly exciting to look at...
Nothing terribly exciting to look at on the outside. The parking lot is ample, and I didn't have a fear or dread... maybe it was the expensive sports cars out there. Upon entry, it was…
Nov 2, 2009, 12:00 AM
Stiletto
180 NY-59
Nanuet, NY 10954
Good mix of girls 5-7pm. A...
Good mix of girls 5-7pm. A few skinny... including Simone, who was fantastic on the pole, and a few with full curves. Sienna was fully curved, blonde, and the dirty version of Melissa Joan Hart.…
Oct 10, 2009, 12:00 AM
Mynx Cabaret Hartford
145 West Service Rd
Hartford, CT
Isabella stole the show this evening,...
Isabella stole the show this evening, for me at least. Perfect body and moved well. Great on stage, wonderful conversation and really nice personality, and a very exciting, if low mileage dance. Just a fun…
Jul 7, 2009, 12:00 AM
Mynx Cabaret Hartford
145 West Service Rd
Hartford, CT
Quiet night. Great sports bar with...
Quiet night. Great sports bar with good coverage of the baseball games. This is the topless side of the two clubs. $25 here, $35 on the nude side. Amanda was an excellent dancer on this…
Jul 7, 2009, 12:00 AM
Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar
8229 Canoga Ave
Canoga Park, CA 91304
It was a fairly crowded night...
It was a fairly crowded night here, with many girls. Some of those girls were even working. There appeared to be some convention of civilian girls that came to watch the show... and get dances.…
Feb 21, 2009, 12:00 AM
Elan's of Connecticut
31 Federal Rd, Danbury, CT 06810, USA*
Had a very pleasant evening here....
Had a very pleasant evening here. Stayed about 90 minutes and cycled through the dozen or so dancers working this shift. There were about the same number of fellows around the bar, and the rest…
Jan 14, 2009, 12:00 AM
Ballpark Tavern
1390 Edgely Rd, Levittown, PA 19057, USA*
Arrived about 11pm. Smoky enough to...
Arrived about 11pm. Smoky enough to cure bacon in there, which unfortunately, was far too appropriate a metaphor for the 3 dancers working. "Dancers" is a generous term, as they were not all that steady…
Dec 19, 2008, 12:00 AM
Vic's Place
395 Stuyvesant Ave
Irvington, New Jersey 07111
Stopped by at 2:30 this Friday...
Stopped by at 2:30 this Friday afternoon. Joint shoulda been jumpin' but the lights were out the door was locked. Haven't seen any news. Luckily, it was not too far out of my way. At…
Dec 5, 2008, 12:00 AM
King Henry VIII
13443 Crenshaw Blvd
Hawthorne, CA 90250
Late Tuesday night. Passed this place...
Late Tuesday night. Passed this place on the way in to Starz, and just had to poke my head in on the way home. $5 cover... the doorman actually fell asleep as I counted out…
Nov 12, 2008, 12:00 AM
Starz
2528 Rosecrans Ave
Gardena, CA 90249
Hit there just about 9pm on...
Hit there just about 9pm on amateur night. About 30 girls working, another 8-10 civilians. 40 or so guys... a fairly good ratio. Nude dances upstairs were running 2 girls at a time, which is…
Nov 12, 2008, 12:00 AM
Teddies
2068 E Main St, Bridgeport, CT 06610, USA*
Goodness... this is even more reliable...
Goodness... this is even more reliable during the day. Got in about 2:30. Had a drink and watched a few take turns on the stage and a few make the rounds of the bar. Finally…
Nov 3, 2008, 12:00 AM
Johnny A's Hitching Post
95 Barclay St
Paterson, NJ 07503
Stopped by at lunch time. 20...
Stopped by at lunch time. 20 dancers or so on shift. The overall quality was excellent, with about half natural and half enhanced, but all filled out their bikinis quite well. Nothing much shown on…
Aug 29, 2008, 12:00 AM
Teddies
2068 E Main St, Bridgeport, CT 06610, USA*
Arrived just after dark. Parking lot...
Arrived just after dark. Parking lot was a bit of a zoo, with girls running around yelling, smokers congregating by the entrance, and a few folks who couldn't deal with parking... or was it just…
Aug 8, 2008, 12:00 AM
Teddies
2068 E Main St, Bridgeport, CT 06610, USA*
Lots of cottage cheese on those...
Lots of cottage cheese on those thighs. English is a second language here, it's like a little bit of the islands come north. And they've fed these girls... .well... women... well. Yes most are a…
Jul 8, 2008, 12:00 AM
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
Blockbird, I am so with you...
Blockbird, I am so with you on this. There's a fantasy element to the experience and it is just lacking. Perhaps the Brasilians have been learning too much from the Russians. It's a mechanical thing,…
Jun 4, 2008, 12:00 AM
Scarlet's Grand International
2123 Lehigh St, Allentown, PA 18103, USA*
Completely empty except for me, two...
Completely empty except for me, two dancers, and the house momma from 3:30 to 5pm. Still charged $20 entry fee, but that included all the free beer you could drink and still be legal to…
May 15, 2008, 12:00 AM




















