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published 12 yrs ago
Strange review from an unusual evening....
reviewed by
lilgerry

5.3

Strange review from an unusual evening. I had a colleague who'd never been to a club before, a young lady of considerable talents. I suppose I was the safest guide for her to have a…

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published 13 yrs ago
Stopped by because I was passing...
reviewed by
lilgerry

5.0

Stopped by because I was passing through and had a big traffic tie up ahead, so might as well wait it out here instead of on the road, right? Was early enough in the…

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published 13 yrs ago
Overpoweringly smoky. $5 does get a...
reviewed by
lilgerry

5.0

Overpoweringly smoky. $5 does get a bottomless coke. It was also the amount of stage tipping that got the dancer naked... and the DJ had to beg to get $5 worth of tips for most…

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published 13 yrs ago
Only one other review, but... fortune...
reviewed by
lilgerry

4.0

Only one other review, but... fortune favors the bold (only after winnowing out the stupid). Speaking Portuguese is very helpful here. All the dancers are Brazilian and all are well past prime... at least 30,…

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published 13 yrs ago
The more things change, the more...
reviewed by
lilgerry

7.3

The more things change, the more they remain the same. It must be two years since I've been here. Tigra's still holding court, although she's behind the bar now. Very few dancers, but only a…

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published 13 yrs ago
Arrived to $11 cover at about...
reviewed by
lilgerry

5.0

Arrived to $11 cover at about 6:30. It took quite a few minutes to adjust to the dark. $4 Coke. About half a dozen girls rotating through, one on stage at a time. Bathroom was…

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published 13 yrs ago
Well... this place is right off...
reviewed by
lilgerry

5.7

Well... this place is right off the exit, and in the basement of a strip mall. The parking lot was rather full, but part of that was for the restaurants, etc. Parked around back by…

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published 14 yrs ago
Monday evening at about 5pm, just...
reviewed by
lilgerry

6.7

Monday evening at about 5pm, just stopping in for a happy hour. Free parking, free entry. VERY Dark when first walking in... give yourself a few minutes for your eyes to adjust. Watched a few…

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published 15 yrs ago
it's a smorgasbord in here. Very...
reviewed by
lilgerry

6.7

it's a smorgasbord in here. Very high pressure. It seems the economy has simultaneously brought out the best girls, but also made them more desperate for every bit of cash you have. The eye candy…

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published 15 yrs ago
Nothing terribly exciting to look at...
reviewed by
lilgerry

5.7

Nothing terribly exciting to look at on the outside. The parking lot is ample, and I didn't have a fear or dread... maybe it was the expensive sports cars out there. Upon entry, it was…

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published 15 yrs ago
Good mix of girls 5-7pm. A...
reviewed by
lilgerry

6.0

Good mix of girls 5-7pm. A few skinny... including Simone, who was fantastic on the pole, and a few with full curves. Sienna was fully curved, blonde, and the dirty version of Melissa Joan Hart.…

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published 15 yrs ago
Isabella stole the show this evening,...
reviewed by
lilgerry

6.3

Isabella stole the show this evening, for me at least. Perfect body and moved well. Great on stage, wonderful conversation and really nice personality, and a very exciting, if low mileage dance. Just a fun…