Reviews by lilgerry

Strange review from an unusual evening. I had a colleague who'd never been to a club before, a young lady of considerable talents. I suppose I was the safest guide for her to have a…

Stopped by because I was passing through and had a big traffic tie up ahead, so might as well wait it out here instead of on the road, right? Was early enough in the…

Overpoweringly smoky. $5 does get a bottomless coke. It was also the amount of stage tipping that got the dancer naked... and the DJ had to beg to get $5 worth of tips for most…

Only one other review, but... fortune favors the bold (only after winnowing out the stupid). Speaking Portuguese is very helpful here. All the dancers are Brazilian and all are well past prime... at least 30,…

The more things change, the more they remain the same. It must be two years since I've been here. Tigra's still holding court, although she's behind the bar now. Very few dancers, but only a…

Arrived to $11 cover at about 6:30. It took quite a few minutes to adjust to the dark. $4 Coke. About half a dozen girls rotating through, one on stage at a time. Bathroom was…

Well... this place is right off the exit, and in the basement of a strip mall. The parking lot was rather full, but part of that was for the restaurants, etc. Parked around back by…

Monday evening at about 5pm, just stopping in for a happy hour. Free parking, free entry. VERY Dark when first walking in... give yourself a few minutes for your eyes to adjust. Watched a few…

it's a smorgasbord in here. Very high pressure. It seems the economy has simultaneously brought out the best girls, but also made them more desperate for every bit of cash you have. The eye candy…

Nothing terribly exciting to look at on the outside. The parking lot is ample, and I didn't have a fear or dread... maybe it was the expensive sports cars out there. Upon entry, it was…

Good mix of girls 5-7pm. A few skinny... including Simone, who was fantastic on the pole, and a few with full curves. Sienna was fully curved, blonde, and the dirty version of Melissa Joan Hart.…

Isabella stole the show this evening, for me at least. Perfect body and moved well. Great on stage, wonderful conversation and really nice personality, and a very exciting, if low mileage dance. Just a fun…

Quiet night. Great sports bar with good coverage of the baseball games. This is the topless side of the two clubs. $25 here, $35 on the nude side. Amanda was an excellent dancer on this…

It was a fairly crowded night here, with many girls. Some of those girls were even working. There appeared to be some convention of civilian girls that came to watch the show... and get dances.…

Had a very pleasant evening here. Stayed about 90 minutes and cycled through the dozen or so dancers working this shift. There were about the same number of fellows around the bar, and the rest…

Arrived about 11pm. Smoky enough to cure bacon in there, which unfortunately, was far too appropriate a metaphor for the 3 dancers working. "Dancers" is a generous term, as they were not all that steady…

Stopped by at 2:30 this Friday afternoon. Joint shoulda been jumpin' but the lights were out the door was locked. Haven't seen any news. Luckily, it was not too far out of my way. At…

Late Tuesday night. Passed this place on the way in to Starz, and just had to poke my head in on the way home. $5 cover... the doorman actually fell asleep as I counted out…

Hit there just about 9pm on amateur night. About 30 girls working, another 8-10 civilians. 40 or so guys... a fairly good ratio. Nude dances upstairs were running 2 girls at a time, which is…

Goodness... this is even more reliable during the day. Got in about 2:30. Had a drink and watched a few take turns on the stage and a few make the rounds of the bar. Finally…

Stopped by at lunch time. 20 dancers or so on shift. The overall quality was excellent, with about half natural and half enhanced, but all filled out their bikinis quite well. Nothing much shown on…

Arrived just after dark. Parking lot was a bit of a zoo, with girls running around yelling, smokers congregating by the entrance, and a few folks who couldn't deal with parking... or was it just…

Lots of cottage cheese on those thighs. English is a second language here, it's like a little bit of the islands come north. And they've fed these girls... .well... women... well. Yes most are a…

Blockbird, I am so with you on this. There's a fantasy element to the experience and it is just lacking. Perhaps the Brasilians have been learning too much from the Russians. It's a mechanical thing,…

Completely empty except for me, two dancers, and the house momma from 3:30 to 5pm. Still charged $20 entry fee, but that included all the free beer you could drink and still be legal to…