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67 reviews by lilgerry

Satin Dolls

Lodi, NJ

Strange review from an unusual evening....

Strange review from an unusual evening. I had a colleague who'd never been to a club before, a young lady of considerable talents. I suppose I was the safest guide for her to have a…

13 yrs ago

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Stopped by because I was passing...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Stopped by because I was passing through and had a big traffic tie up ahead, so might as well wait it out here instead of on the road, right? Was early enough in the…

14 yrs ago

Doll House

Jacksonville, FL

Overpoweringly smoky. $5 does get a...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Overpoweringly smoky. $5 does get a bottomless coke. It was also the amount of stage tipping that got the dancer naked... and the DJ had to beg to get $5 worth of tips for most…

14 yrs ago

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, NJ

Only one other review, but... fortune...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Only one other review, but... fortune favors the bold (only after winnowing out the stupid). Speaking Portuguese is very helpful here. All the dancers are Brazilian and all are well past prime... at least 30,…

14 yrs ago

Gold Club

Philadelphia, PA

The more things change, the more...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

The more things change, the more they remain the same. It must be two years since I've been here. Tigra's still holding court, although she's behind the bar now. Very few dancers, but only a…

14 yrs ago

Hott 22

Union, NJ

Arrived to $11 cover at about...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Arrived to $11 cover at about 6:30. It took quite a few minutes to adjust to the dark. $4 Coke. About half a dozen girls rotating through, one on stage at a time. Bathroom was…

14 yrs ago

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Well... this place is right off...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Well... this place is right off the exit, and in the basement of a strip mall. The parking lot was rather full, but part of that was for the restaurants, etc. Parked around back by…

15 yrs ago

Stiletto

Nanuet, NY

Monday evening at about 5pm, just...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Monday evening at about 5pm, just stopping in for a happy hour. Free parking, free entry. VERY Dark when first walking in... give yourself a few minutes for your eyes to adjust. Watched a few…

15 yrs ago

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

it's a smorgasbord in here. Very...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

it's a smorgasbord in here. Very high pressure. It seems the economy has simultaneously brought out the best girls, but also made them more desperate for every bit of cash you have. The eye candy…

16 yrs ago

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, NY

Nothing terribly exciting to look at...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Nothing terribly exciting to look at on the outside. The parking lot is ample, and I didn't have a fear or dread... maybe it was the expensive sports cars out there. Upon entry, it was…

16 yrs ago

Stiletto

Nanuet, NY

Good mix of girls 5-7pm. A...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Good mix of girls 5-7pm. A few skinny... including Simone, who was fantastic on the pole, and a few with full curves. Sienna was fully curved, blonde, and the dirty version of Melissa Joan Hart.…

16 yrs ago

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, CT

Isabella stole the show this evening,...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Isabella stole the show this evening, for me at least. Perfect body and moved well. Great on stage, wonderful conversation and really nice personality, and a very exciting, if low mileage dance. Just a fun…

17 yrs ago

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, CT

Quiet night. Great sports bar with...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Quiet night. Great sports bar with good coverage of the baseball games. This is the topless side of the two clubs. $25 here, $35 on the nude side. Amanda was an excellent dancer on this…

17 yrs ago

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, CA

It was a fairly crowded night...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

It was a fairly crowded night here, with many girls. Some of those girls were even working. There appeared to be some convention of civilian girls that came to watch the show... and get dances.…

17 yrs ago

Elan's of Connecticut

Danbury, CT

Had a very pleasant evening here....

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Had a very pleasant evening here. Stayed about 90 minutes and cycled through the dozen or so dancers working this shift. There were about the same number of fellows around the bar, and the rest…

17 yrs ago

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

Arrived about 11pm. Smoky enough to...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Arrived about 11pm. Smoky enough to cure bacon in there, which unfortunately, was far too appropriate a metaphor for the 3 dancers working. "Dancers" is a generous term, as they were not all that steady…

17 yrs ago

Vic's Place

Irvington, NJ

Stopped by at 2:30 this Friday...

★★★★★★1.0/10

Stopped by at 2:30 this Friday afternoon. Joint shoulda been jumpin' but the lights were out the door was locked. Haven't seen any news. Luckily, it was not too far out of my way. At…

17 yrs ago

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, CA

Late Tuesday night. Passed this place...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Late Tuesday night. Passed this place on the way in to Starz, and just had to poke my head in on the way home. $5 cover... the doorman actually fell asleep as I counted out…

17 yrs ago

Starz

Gardena, CA

Hit there just about 9pm on...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Hit there just about 9pm on amateur night. About 30 girls working, another 8-10 civilians. 40 or so guys... a fairly good ratio. Nude dances upstairs were running 2 girls at a time, which is…

17 yrs ago

Teddies

Bridgeport, CT

Goodness... this is even more reliable...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Goodness... this is even more reliable during the day. Got in about 2:30. Had a drink and watched a few take turns on the stage and a few make the rounds of the bar. Finally…

17 yrs ago

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Stopped by at lunch time. 20...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Stopped by at lunch time. 20 dancers or so on shift. The overall quality was excellent, with about half natural and half enhanced, but all filled out their bikinis quite well. Nothing much shown on…

17 yrs ago

Teddies

Bridgeport, CT

Arrived just after dark. Parking lot...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Arrived just after dark. Parking lot was a bit of a zoo, with girls running around yelling, smokers congregating by the entrance, and a few folks who couldn't deal with parking... or was it just…

17 yrs ago

Teddies

Bridgeport, CT

Lots of cottage cheese on those...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Lots of cottage cheese on those thighs. English is a second language here, it's like a little bit of the islands come north. And they've fed these girls... .well... women... well. Yes most are a…

18 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Blockbird, I am so with you...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Blockbird, I am so with you on this. There's a fantasy element to the experience and it is just lacking. Perhaps the Brasilians have been learning too much from the Russians. It's a mechanical thing,…

18 yrs ago

Scarlet's Grand International

Salisbury Township, PA

Completely empty except for me, two...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Completely empty except for me, two dancers, and the house momma from 3:30 to 5pm. Still charged $20 entry fee, but that included all the free beer you could drink and still be legal to…

18 yrs ago