Lots of cottage cheese on those...

Lots of cottage cheese on those thighs. English is a second language here, it's like a little bit of the islands come north. And they've fed these girls... .well... women... well. Yes most are a bit long in the tooth. Yes, most have more junk in their trunk than any Mythbuster. But you can sit there for an hour, sipping a drink (they didn't enforce the 2 drink minimum this evening). No dollar parade. $5 entry, $5 drink, $10 to get into the ... well... we'll call it a lap dance area.

I chose Lydia. Not the best looking dancer on this evening, but well... if there was to be mileage had, that was the place to look. And for that purpose, I chose well.

Will definitely have to return and sample some of the darker chocolate delights.