Well... this place is right off...

Well... this place is right off the exit, and in the basement of a strip mall. The parking lot was rather full, but part of that was for the restaurants, etc. Parked around back by the dumpsters. Very safe rural area. Going in and paid $5 cover, change in singles. The place has the decor of a semi-finished basement. Lots of open 2x4's and whatever construction materials that were left over from other jobs were applied here. Couple of pool tables, a bar decorated with yard sale stuff that didn't sell. First thing on your right is the lap dance room, which looks like it is fairly open and therefore not conducive to mileage. Do NOT be fooled by this. These girls are experts at what they do... I think they could sing Harry James, Billy Joel, and even Frank Sinatra on the 50 yard line of the Super Bowl with nobody knowing that anything was going on. The stage dances are a bit lackluster, as you'd expect with this type of private dance arrangement. There's quite a bit of ink on most of the girls, and few, if any, would win any beauty contest except for "miss beer goggles", but they are highly effective at what they do. Hopefully they're paying their taxes and fees in full and can stay open for a nice long time.