Completely empty except for me, two...

Completely empty except for me, two dancers, and the house momma from 3:30 to 5pm. Still charged $20 entry fee, but that included all the free beer you could drink and still be legal to drive away. The two were a blond and a brunette. Both got completely buck nekkid and showed the pink for my measly dollar tips. They gladly took them, but I was chided for letting my fingers linger too long when handing them the money... and also for checking a text message on my cell phone! Took up the blonde on the offer of a 2/$40 all nude lapdance. Definitely no touching, but it was at the same time, erotic, frustrating, and only a touch mechanical.

Great dancers, they deserve a better audience.