Reviews by ArtCollege

This was my last club visited in Cocoa Beach. (See my reviews of Lido and Cheaters). Highest mileage of the three based on one visit to each. YMMV. In afternoon free parking, no cover, beer $5…

My least favorite of the three clubs in Cocoa Beach. (See my reviews of Lido and Dancers Royale) In afternoon, free parking, no cover and a beer was $5 or $6. Bartender was attentive. The music was…

Visited just after lunch on a weekday. Three dancers there, maybe 6 customers. Two girls were black and heavy, one blond and thin. All dancers provided good contact at the rack. (I was tipping 2 bucks…

My first post-lockdown visit to Sweet Illusions, and it's mostly the same. Drinks reasonably priced (I was pre-lubricated so bought a soft drink for a few dollars). Free parking, no cover. It's Springfield, Oregon for…

Club 205 now allows sitting at the rack. Big improvement. I visited at lunch hour. A few customers at the bar, 3 at video poker, 6 to 10 dozen at tables watching the dancers. One or…

Visited Shimmers and it was fairly busy for mid-afternoon on a weekday. Looks like the retired folks now feel safe hitting a trip club, though there were two younger guys (like 30s) also. Five girls…

I was in the mood for ultra high mileage, and Tommy's Too is the most ultra in the area. Overall not a satisfying experience, but maybe I was not patient enough. After getting an $8 soda,…

I visited at lunch hour. Pretty empty when I walked in, though that was partly the club is pretty dark and the day outside was pretty sunny. I might have missed a few people, but…

Like a recovering Covid-19 patient, Sunset Strip is getting its energy back. Visited at lunch time. Half a dozen customers, three dancers. Some customers at video poker, the others watching the show or chatting with dancers. I…

Lunch hour on a Monday not usually the busiest, but this would have been sad if not for the fact that the ONE dancer was the hottest I've seen at any club in quite a…

Multnomah County is open! Portland PLs are rejoicing. I drove past Dream On: cars in the parking lot. I stopped by Club 205 at lunchtime: no seating available. Nobody at the bar (rules), tables spaced…

My first visit in years. Visited primarily because it's one of a very small number of Portland area clubs open. (Multnomah County still locked down, and it has vast majority of the clubs in…

Visited around 2 or 3 in the afternoon on a weekday. Plenty of cars in the parking lot, but also plenty of empty spaces. (No valet). Paid my $15 entry, which includes a one-time…

A quiet early afternoon at Scarlet Lounge. 3 dancers working, compared to 5 more often. One heavy AA, two white girls who were just a little heavy. That's better than average for an eastside dive…

Visited at lunchtime on a weekday. Walked in. Therre were 5 other PLs; one at video poker, 3 in conversations with dancers, and one (I realized later) in a private lap dance booth.…

Had not been to Dream On in quite a while, but was in the neighborhood. There might have been 5 or 7 dancers there; not sure because of the traffic to and from the private…

Visited lunch hour. Four dancers, ranging from 7 to 9. Three were quite friendly, the hottest and youngest not so much. Oldest might have been 30, and she had the friendliest personality. Experience counts for…

About 12-15 girls there when I walked in around 9pm. Dancers were much better looking than the typical dive bars I frequent in Portland. One or two were a little heavy, but only a little.…

Details regulars know: free parking, no cover, coffee $3, beers comparably priced, bathroom small and clean, troll-free. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the stage, but otherwise comfortable set-up. Several private booths with…

Visited early afternoon. No cover. Got $3 coffee. Plenty of free parking, clean enough bathroom. Layout, as per earlier reviews is awkward. Maybe 10 seats at the bar, a couple of tables with poor view of…

Same old same old. Prices cheap: no cover afternoons; draft domestic beer $3 or $4 (I don't recall specifically), private dances $20, usual tip at the rack $2 per song. Talent also cheap. 3 girls. The best…

Visited at lunch hour. 3 dancers working, and I was third customer. Pretty quiet. Bought bottled domestic beer for $4.50. The three dancers were 7 to 9s. One was heavy but wore it well. Another was…

Visited at lunchtime for beer, burger and boobs. All three were good. There were 8 dancers, if I counted correctly, all 8 or 9s. One had a 10-body and a 5 face. None were fat or…

Visited at lunch hour. As is usual this time of day, customers mostly elderly (like me) plus a couple of 30ish guys. Four dancers, ranging from 5 to 7. All pleasant, bartender pleasant. Prices about…

Had a very satisfying visit to Shimmers. At mid-day there were lots of senior citizen regulars hanging out. Not a great feature of the club, but Ruby was on the stage. Nothing is bad when…