Reviews by e_tounge

I didn't enjoy this club much. The dancers are mostly Romanian, with a couple of Russian girls. They are older and a little bit warn looking. However, a couple are pretty funny…

I know the criticisms -- old girls, tired decor, bad waitresses, snotty attitudes, but I have a good time here each time I visit. The girls are YMMV to an extraordinary degree. They very from…

I visited on a Thursday afternoon recently. There are only a couple of clubs in Scottsdale, this and Babe Caberet, and they are only a few blocks apart. The club is a small concrete building.…

This club is near Orlando airport; I went on my way to catch a flight. It was mid-afternoon on a Friday. The club is cheesy -- e.g., Dom Perignon in Coke coolers with…

This is the only strip club for quite some distance. Due to Kern County rules, there is no alcohol. The club is skanky and dank. You leave with a general feeling of being covered…

Another short visit on my way out of LA (this club is very convenient to the Santa Monica area). I walked in and my favorite dancer from my last visit, Jennifer, was just finishing…

I've been here twice recently and had a great time on both occasions. One time was early evening on a Thursday, and the other was lunch on Friday. My first comment is that this place…

This is a big club with several stages and a separate steakhouse. The steakhouse has a small stage; I sat at a table right next to it. Here's the restaurant review: Denver is a…

Upon entering this club, my first thought was, "Wow. Where do all these fat chicks get the confidence to dance naked?" The club itself is clean and not too skanky. The cover was $20,…

This is a pretty nice club, with serious ymmv among the dancers. I visited during a weekday afternoon. There is a parking valet ($4.75, friendly & professional), and a $5 cover. The…

I used to love this place; but next time in the City by the Bay, I'll skip it. As others have written, the club is full of hot women, in a wide variety. There are…

This is a fun club. At the entrance their appears to be valey parking. We paid no cover (ask a maitre d' or a concierge for a pass). The club itself is…

I visited this place on a Wednesday night. There was no cover. This bar has a front section where nothing much was happening, a central bar area, and a back section with a main…

This place is different. I visited this club on a recent Thursday night. It was reccomended to me by our waiter at the Capital Grille, a classy and expensive steakhouse around the corner. This…

This is a Dallas classic that I visit every year or two when I come to Big D on business. In the past it has always been a jumping, upscale, babe explosion -- even…

This place is a huge rip-off. Here's how my visit went: 1. "Welcome to Tens." Cover: $30 2. Coat Check (mandatory): $3 3. Beer: $9.75 4. Look around and notice…