This is a Dallas classic that...

This is a Dallas classic that I visit every year or two when I come to Big D on business. In the past it has always been a jumping, upscale, babe explosion -- even at lunchtime. Too bad, times have changed.

Most recently I came on a Tuesday afternoon. The place was dead. There is a big stage, lots of tables, and some other scattered stages. There's also an outdoor pool area where dancers sometimes hang out -- some perform outside, but the Texas sun makes every flaw visible. On this visit, there were maybe 10 dancers in the place (compared to 50+ on previous visits). There were very few customers, either. Some of the dancers were remarkably "mature" and "rubenesque" for such a (formerly?) upscale club. There were a couple of hotties, but after an unspired stage set, they would sit back down with a regular. It was so slow, that dancers would routinely skip the first song of their set, leaving the stage empty. After about 30 minutes, I was bored an ready to go.

But then I met Amanda. She is a young, very slender blonde from Waco. Amanda is one of both the sweetest and sexiest women I've ever met (dancers and non-). Besides being charming and beautiful, she gave me an extremely memorable series of lap dances. If you meet her, treat well -- she certainly made my visit worthwhile.