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published 18 yrs ago
Wed nite @ 10:00. Two goons...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.0

Wed nite @ 10:00. Two goons at the door ask for five dollar cover 'unless you have a casino id'. Had to be twenty dancers inside upscale surroundings and VERY moderate crowd. Was left alone…

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published 18 yrs ago
Hit it @ 3:30 on a...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.0

Hit it @ 3:30 on a Tues aft-normally prime time. Far side back of bar wall was packed, my side by the toilet and stage entrance practically empty. Dolla-dolla assault started immediately and was relentless.…

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published 18 yrs ago
Current (small) crop of unchanging day-shifters...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

4.0

Current (small) crop of unchanging day-shifters are nice but not giving it up in back. And nite-time scene does not appeal-lotta bro's from the hood shuffling in and out. Heard lot out back is less…

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published 18 yrs ago
We got a news-flash for all...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.0

We got a news-flash for all bottom feeding PLs in the South nowhere NJ area-sign on door said 'customer appreciation-free admission bet 6 and 9pm daily.' Dancer told me it started a week or two…

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published 18 yrs ago
After strike-outs on last two visits,...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.0

After strike-outs on last two visits, finally hit pay-dirt with a lovely WOC whose name rhymes with 'car.' She wanted thirty for the lap 'til I reminded her they have the option of doing them…

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published 18 yrs ago
Three subsequent visits have been dis-appointing....
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.0

Three subsequent visits have been dis-appointing. Beer prices seem to vary greatly, depending on the bartender and her desire to clip you. Today an old geezer gave me twelve change for a twenty on a…

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published 19 yrs ago
Place reminds me of Carnival in...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

3.0

Place reminds me of Carnival in Brooklawn. Sleazy as it gets, low grade, reeks of cum or bleach depending on your timing. The pluses-easy to find just past Purple Orchid and the old Charlies's Dream…

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published 19 yrs ago
A VERY pleasant surprise with an...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

8.0

A VERY pleasant surprise with an EXTREMELY unusual girl on a rainy Wed afternoon. Two blocks off the Boardwalk, opens at 3, no cover, three dollar Amstel Lite. Expected a couple of over-weight ghetto sisters…

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published 19 yrs ago
Go away a month or two...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

8.0

Go away a month or two and the whole place in done over and two of my ATF's are in the Family Way! Walls are speckled silver and floors are black rubber-an industrial-tech look. D.…

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published 19 yrs ago
Pretty nice crowd on a rainy...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

8.0

Pretty nice crowd on a rainy Good Friday afternoon. All the heathens need somewhere to reflect on their sinful ways. Full slate of dancers meant the sets (longest anywhere) were only fifteen minutes instead of…

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published 19 yrs ago
Nothing much new here on a...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.0

Nothing much new here on a rainy Thurs afternoon-'cept that I seem to be turning into the old daytime monger with the viagra boner and a little drool coming down my bottom lip. Spitfire who…

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published 19 yrs ago
The two girl show is a...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

8.0

The two girl show is a nice novelty act (I don't know anywhere else that gets away with it) if you've never seen it. but as a reg it usually signals my departure. The emcee…