Reviews

My first visit to Club Alex's was in 1992, and I'm glad to report that it hasn't changed a bit in all that time. Although not very big, it is well laid out, and…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

This club is the most comfortable...

This club is the most comfortable and opulent in New England. A huge room, covered with wood paneling and flanked by ornate stairways and balustrades, it forms an impressive backdrop for some of the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

This was the only stop on...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This was the only stop on my tour with a decent sized crowd on hand, and I think I know why. In the time I was there, I saw 6 dancers, and 3 of…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, MA

I've never been to a "gentlemen's...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I've never been to a "gentlemen's club" that was any fun at all, but at least they usually have beautiful girls. This place is an exception; the surroundings are very posh, the music is…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

This is another gentlemen's club, but...

This is another gentlemen's club, but less intimidating than Centerfolds. The dancers here were not much better, either, with one notable exception; it was here that I met Mercedes, perhaps the most gorgeous creature…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, CT

Began annual Hartford to Providence pub...

Began annual Hartford to Providence pub crawl at Mardi Gras II, in East Windsor. Got there shortly after 12 and sat down at the stage. No dancers appeared until 12:30, but the first…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

Last stop of the day was...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Last stop of the day was K2U, Woonsocket. Couldn't find a waitress or even a bartender to serve me a drink, but I'm sure I'd had enough by then. Sat down at the…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, RI

The new Mickey's is modern, clean...

The new Mickey's is modern, clean and comfortable, but lacks the character of the old; sort of like the difference between Times Square in the 70's and Times Square now. The central feature is…

Cheaters

Providence, RI

Finally got a private dance with...

Finally got a private dance with the elusive "Champagne". She is built for speed, and gives a generous amount of friction for your hard-earned dollars. Cute and sexy, with a sweet disposition (giggles…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, ON

Men! If you are an...

Men! If you are an old geezer like me, you know it's often hard to get a "gusher" going in the 3 minutes allotted. Don't worry! Just look for a tall, lanky…

22 yrs ago

Jay Jay's Inn

Mississauga, ON

Large room, not all that difficult...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Large room, not all that difficult to find. Women were atrocious, but not overly aggressive. Fairly secluded VIP area, but no takers. Molson Canadian $4.50. Large, poorly lit stage is flanked…

22 yrs ago

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Attractive and comfortable club in the...