Reviews

Coming home from Foxwoods, I ran into a major traffic jam in Providence, and took an exit that brought me by my old hangout. They have freshened up the outside of the building, but…

Another visit to the Electric Blue Cafe, another fantastic private dance. This time I was entertained by Simone, a leggy blonde with milky white skin and gorgeous tits. She danced on stage in…

My first visit to Club Alex's was in 1992, and I'm glad to report that it hasn't changed a bit in all that time. Although not very big, it is well laid out, and…

This club is the most comfortable and opulent in New England. A huge room, covered with wood paneling and flanked by ornate stairways and balustrades, it forms an impressive backdrop for some of the…

This was the only stop on my tour with a decent sized crowd on hand, and I think I know why. In the time I was there, I saw 6 dancers, and 3 of…

I've never been to a "gentlemen's club" that was any fun at all, but at least they usually have beautiful girls. This place is an exception; the surroundings are very posh, the music is…

This is another gentlemen's club, but less intimidating than Centerfolds. The dancers here were not much better, either, with one notable exception; it was here that I met Mercedes, perhaps the most gorgeous creature…

Began annual Hartford to Providence pub crawl at Mardi Gras II, in East Windsor. Got there shortly after 12 and sat down at the stage. No dancers appeared until 12:30, but the first…

Last stop of the day was K2U, Woonsocket. Couldn't find a waitress or even a bartender to serve me a drink, but I'm sure I'd had enough by then. Sat down at the…

The new Mickey's is modern, clean and comfortable, but lacks the character of the old; sort of like the difference between Times Square in the 70's and Times Square now. The central feature is…

Finally got a private dance with the elusive "Champagne". She is built for speed, and gives a generous amount of friction for your hard-earned dollars. Cute and sexy, with a sweet disposition (giggles…

Men! If you are an old geezer like me, you know it's often hard to get a "gusher" going in the 3 minutes allotted. Don't worry! Just look for a tall, lanky…