This is another gentlemen's club, but...

This is another gentlemen's club, but less intimidating than Centerfolds. The dancers here were not much better, either, with one notable exception; it was here that I met Mercedes, perhaps the most gorgeous creature I have ever seen in a titty bar. I had noticed her circulating among the customers when, to my amazement, she came over to me and offered me a private dance. They have some stupid procedure here where you pay the bartender $5. and he puts a paper bracelet on your wrist before you can go into the private dance area (why?). Anyway, she did a beautiful dance; at times almost touching, but not quite, all the time watching herself in the mirror, and I could only sit and watch, my hands by my side. I'm telling you, I wanted to cry. This club has a full kitchen, and were offering prime rib dinners for $7! Heinekin on tap for you lovers of the brew.