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3 years ago
@DocAlonzo yes, although it was almost 3 years ago.
Beautiful thick blonde with gorgeous huge natural tits. Somewhat cold in the back. Allowed outside touching but did not seem totally into it.
As compared to PH standard service, somewhat less than average.
But again, who knows what may have changed in 3 years.
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5 years ago
Any mongers who self-exiled to Ballpark Tavern are out of luck - that place got shut down due to drug & other illicit activity. Can't say I'm surprised. But I really hope PH returns to its former glory.
Tangentially related, I hear they're considering de-criminalizing prostitution, which may help legally, but towns may simply respond by passing local ordinances, and then we're back where we started.
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5 years ago
Bummer about the closure. This was my refuge from the slowdown at PH. BTW, PH wasn't busted, at least not recently - they're being sued by a former dancer. And it sounds like things are loosening up a bit over there (but they still haven't resumed putting wipes in the CD rooms...)
Regarding the patch article: "a pattern of illegal and irresponsible behavior" - not for nothing, but "irresponsible" behavior is not a police matter. If it weren't for irresponsible behavior, none of these places would stay in business :-)
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5 years ago
Can confirm Bigbehn's take on Carmen at BP. FS, OTC, basically anything except BJ, which she said was not her forte.
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5 years ago
I always ask the girls names when they come by on the parade (unless of course I already know them), because I like to address people by name, just in general. I don't ask for dancers' real names; I respect their privacy as I hope they respect mine. But apparently Paris slipped and told me her real name instead of her stage name, because I saw her again Wednesday night and asked another dancer about it.
Also, after taking a closer look, the marks on Crystal definitely look like bruises. A couple on her arms, and a couple in odd spots, like just above her hip bone, on the side. Sunken eyes and overall dazed look... I'm almost certain she's on something.
I'm glad I read like 6 months of reviews and comments before I started going to BP. I see what y'all mean about Tatiana. It's like if Cheech was your abuela. But then I pictured him in From Dusk Till Dawn:
"Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy... Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!"
review comment
5 years ago
@Sgrayeff - Yes, it is a bit of a culture shock. About the best you could do at PH (before the lawsuit) was BBBJ for $100, and not even a good one - in fact you could do a lot better with the GFE and hand artists. And always - even before - under surveillance. So, for a girl to whip it out and start sucking without hardly even asking... and go straight to cowgirl with no pre-negotiation... yeah, it takes some getting used to. And at only $20/song!
For the record, the only reason PH isn't "semen-soaked" is because they had wipes in the couch rooms to clean up with. The girls there were (are) pros, too, but with fewer arrests on their record, boyfriend issues or drug problems.
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5 years ago
If you choose wisely, some of the dancers still do a pretty great job. You're not going to get the classic whip-it-out-and-crank service, which is why I suspect Cayenne and a few of the others may be struggling. Basically, the ones that provide GFE can still get you pretty warmed up without breaking the rules, and if they're clever they have ways of going further, very discreetly. Sharon, Ruby, Andrea and Crystal are all great. Milla and Gina, too.
And you may need to stick around for at least song #2, especially if they don't know you. They have good reason not to be too trusting.
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5 years ago
Update: Mercedes is back on the schedule, first time since early March I believe.
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5 years ago
Ah. I like the two-way interaction, so AMP wouldn't really thrill me.
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5 years ago
I'm told the newer girl Carmen is a squirter, for those who are into that.
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5 years ago
I'm too lazy to Google, so I'll ask: AMP??
They're extremely camera conscious, and seem to only reach in when they can completely cover the action with their body... so I don't know about UP the pant leg, it might require room to manoeuvre. Curious to know how that works out.
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5 years ago
As Pete said, at Ballpark you're trading a significant step down in overall quality, for a notable step up in menu options available.
There are some winners at BP, but they're fewer and further between, and there's no way to know who's there until you show up (they don't publish it anywhere and they will not tell you over the phone).
On the other hand, if you're in the market for FS (covered or otherwise), and not as picky about what the rest of the girl looks like, BP is the place to go.
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5 years ago
In a previous review, I mentioned a Maria and referred to her as "cute, petite Latina". But on Saturday, there was a Maria, whom I though was sorta just plain (but also petite). Are there two Marias, or could it be a case of seeing the same one with/without beer goggles?
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5 years ago
No clue, I wasn't interested, so didn't explore that option.
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5 years ago
Andrea will let you go much further (I've been two knuckles in, and more) if she gets comfortable with you. She's super sensual and will really get into it, if she's liking what you're doing.
I tend to give the girls as good an experience as they're giving me and it seems to go a long way in building their trust. That's part of why I don't get any thrill from the ones who don't kiss and don't allow kitty play.
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5 years ago
Could you tell us a little more about Cyprus and Sasha'a appearance?
Don't waste time with Cameron in the back, reputation for very low mileage even before the new rules came into play.
Everybody (but me) loves Devon. Very slender middle, looks exotic but speaks without any accent, body looks "hard" but is soft to the touch. From that description the only one you could confuse her with is Mercedes, and I don't think she's at PH anymore.
Milla has a lovely body. Not super skinny, but great (especially the backside) for a woman of her age. Her hands look a little wrinkly, and you can see it in her face too, but she's extremely sensual and very sexy, and when she's on you doing her thing, age disappears.
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5 years ago
Day-of-the-week seems to be a big factor.
On Wednesdays from 6pm-10pm they have happy hour, with reduced price drinks, free pretzels and potato chips, free billiards, and "extra dancers". It seems to draw more of a criwd and the girls seem extra eager. When I went on a Saturday night, it was surprisingly quiet.
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5 years ago
I'm surprised you referred to it as "dark". Compared to PH, I find it to be fairly brightly lit, at least when I've been there.
At least the stage area.
The CD area is very dark. I'm not sure I'd want to see the condition of the walls and floor in there.
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5 years ago
Agree totally. Published lineup would be a huge improvement.
There are a couple of winners at Ballpark, but compared to Classic PH you're trading down in overall quality for a notable increase in available extras. I've been to the couch with three girls at BP. Two readily offered BBBJ; the third said she usually doesn't do that but offered FS instead (and was pleased I was prepared for CFS... which suggests she would have been down with BBFS, which I would not recommend, period, with anybody, for obvious reasons).
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5 years ago
Can confirm (after another visit) that HIP can work; some dancers are clever enough to make it happen, but without room to operate, it's difficult to have success... and if you do, there are no wipes to clean up with.
I think Boy Scout code applies: be prepared and bring your own.
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5 years ago
I've been quoted $40 for BBBJ, so I bet a handshake could be had for a Jackson or so.
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5 years ago
Dancers have confirmed to me that, yes, the rules have changed.
I personally received some HOP attention as I mentioned here, and I've seen another reviewer claim some HIP action (which resulted in a mess, due to the lack of wipes in the room). Seems to be a one-way rule, as I (and others) have had FIV, DATY and other contact with the girls, but it's not reciprocated.
Basically, nobody's doing dicks out for Harambe at PH anytime soon.
Other than that...
I assume any OTC arrangements are still in play, since that would be off-property.
But in-house, it's more about pole & floor skills than hand skills on the couches.
That said, you can still get a quality experience, just not the full PH handshake.
If you really want that, you have to endure the smoke, ambiance and somewhat lesser quality talent at a place like Ballpark.
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5 years ago
Crystal was the name on the board, which she confirmed, but I don't know if it's "the" Crystal from prior reviews, because I've only been coming to BP since last week.
Caucasian - very fair skin - dark hair, lean but not skinny. Healthy B-cups. Didn't seem strung out or anything like that, but I was a bit wary of the marks on her arms. Could be from needles, could be from S&M play. I wouldn't know from either.
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5 years ago
I've been doing the same thing. It seems like very hit-or-miss at Ballpark, and you can't get any advance info because they won't tell you who's dancing on a given night.
You can peruse prior reviews to see who the true all-stars are. There are some winners here (by appearances and also by extras) but it depends who's on shift at the time.
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5 years ago
Change happens and it isn't always good.
...just occurred to me that checking to see if your ATF is still at PH after the purge, is kinda like checking to see who survived the Thanos snap...