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6 years ago
mallorean: Yup, as you well know, there's a ton of info to mine here, plus the club publishes the schedule.
PH *dwarfs* all other clubs in terms of review & comment volume. Oasis in Philly has 665 reviews; Flashdancers in NYC has 919, Spearmint Rhino in Vegas has 1,978. PH has 2,472. That's ridiculous.
I didn't realize how great that was until I tried another club this week, where they won't even tell you over the phone who's on schedule tonight.
At PH you can pick a day when your ATF is on her regular shift, and check before you go in case there was a change... With others you just have to go and keep your fingers crossed (or try to ask the girls for their schedules when you're there, and hope they stick to them).
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6 years ago
It kinda sucks that there's no way to know who's dancing before you go.
Some other clubs put the schedule on their web site, or you can call and ask, but I tried calling for tonight and they won't give out that info.
(I guess maybe because some of the girls are dodging exes or PO's?)
Oh well. I guess I'll have to take a ride over and see who's on the board.
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6 years ago
Interesting. I was there just a little while later (I think I walked in at around 7pm) and there were about 5 cars in the lot, and only about 6 girls dancing.
Must have hit the shift change lull.
Agreed that prior "relationships" are not forgotten.
FWIW if it was Andrea, I'm not surprised. She is fantastic.
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6 years ago
A bit more to add...
Maryanne, a new girl, was there. She's maybe 35-ish, pretty enough, but wasn't very made-up today. A little touch of color might boost her from 6 to a solid 8. Lean and athletic - you could see a hint of a six-pack when she was dancing. Seems kind of new - there were some moments where it seemed like the other girls were telling her how things work.
Precious, I had seen before - mid-20's, fair skinned Black girl, back tattoos, cute glasses, supple B-cups and a beautiful ass. She has some skills on the floor and on the pole, and she looked really good. *Really* good.
I almost didn't recognize Emma because she was wearing so much makeup. Pretty, but in a porcelain doll sort of way. She's pretty enough already, she doesn't need the extra embellishment.
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6 years ago
Dream is near the top of my dance card. Caught her once on my way out, she was just starting her shift, so we only had time for the barside cuddle. Soft, warm, sensual hands - I really feel like she'd be a winner in back. She said she also dances at Erotic Cafe in Pennsauken - I think she splits shifts, working their day shift and coming to PH in the evenings.
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6 years ago
Yeah, broken but definitely passable English when I last danced with Camila, which was several months ago. Her style is (or was, at the time) forceful and physical, which can be fun, to an extent, but it's not for everybody. It's interesting that there's no mention of that in the reviews here. Wonder if she's mellowed...
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6 years ago
I think with most of the girls, "mechanical" vs "sensual" is a YMMV thing, because I've seen vast variances between reviews and my personal experiences.
Everybody loves Devon but I found her to be very mechanical. On the other hand, Ruby does the full GFE for me. Maybe she likes me, or maybe she's reading me and gets that that's what *I* like, but whatever, it's a very intimate experience - as opposed to an arms-length crank-off (which is what I expect I'd get with Cayenne... which is part of why I haven't tried a dance with her).
Not to insult anybody, but if a PL consistently experiences "mechanical" with a *variety* of dancers, he should check himself for B.O. or appearance issues. Maybe they just don't want to get that close.
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6 years ago
If you're into Asian, look for Dream on the schedule. I think she may be Filipina. Thicker than Mercedes but sensual and handsy. Have not tried a private dance yet, but based on her barside interaction, I think she would be a lot of fun.
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6 years ago
@ginotheginny Most recently, Gina was "Sara". I don't know if she was "Sherri" before that, but I'm pretty sure I've seen Sherri and Sara on the schedule at the same time. And people have described Sherri as "at least 60"... Gina/Sara is maybe 50, tops.
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6 years ago
Not a comment on your review but a question for others that are following along...
Looks like Katia and Sage have vanished from the website and the schedule. I guess they're gone for good?
Marley too - read some good reviews on her, but never saw her.
I don't see any shifts for Sherri either. Wonder if she finally retired?
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6 years ago
I'll second everything WSP said about Crystal, except the "weak BJ" part because I haven't tried that yet (and that's disappointing to hear... but won't deter me from trying...)
Re: Jerseybat: day shift is definitely better but there are some winners in the evenings:
Alexandra is a cute brunette with an athletic body. Pretty good in the CD.
Carrie is pretty attractive but I haven't seen reviews except nickeybee's brief comment on mrbasketball's 10/15 review.
Dream is Filipina or something like that. Slightly thick in the middle but really cute and great at barside - she's on my dance card next time I can get to PH. She also works at Erotic Cafe.
Georgia is pretty good if you're into BBW.
Gina isn't for everyone - like Milla, her face reveals some age, and she's not as toned - but sensual GFE.
Giselle is well regarded but I haven't seen her yet.
Marie has been described as looking like "a thicker Mila Kunis" and this is spot on. Haven't danced with her yet but she's gorgeous.
Michelle isn't as thick as Georgia and has better-looking boobs. I had a mediocre dance but I've heard she's better if you're direct about what you want.
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6 years ago
If you can get past the perfume, Ruby can be very good. Very cuddly and sensual GFE; she will go as fast or as slow as you want and doesn't push for extra tips.
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6 years ago
I'm wondering if Nicolette is the same dancer ("Nicole") that @apbtfb27 reviewed on 8/26.
Sounds mostly similar. The first time I see Nicole on the club schedule is 8/15 thru 8/23, then Nicolette appears 8/24. Similar night shifts but they never appear together.
And when I saw Nicolette recently, she said she remembered me, but that must be from late June (I'd remember if it was during my recent visits) - so I'm wondering if there was another name change between then and August.
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6 years ago
Thanks emmanu. I'm trying to see them all at least once. That's my particular type of OCD. There are about a dozen others that I haven't seen (most of which haven't been reviewed here either, because they're on the night shift).
@EastCoastDude yeah I probably need to tweak my approach. I only started coming here in June (after many years not visiting any SC at all) and I got spoiled by Team Brazil (Ruby, Camila, Talita, Tatianna) getting right into it without needing any guidance.
@WSP I have had a go with Devon before. I'm not sure what it is about her, but she just doesn't light my fire. She's gorgeous, and a sweetheart, but there's something that just doesn't click.
The next ones on my dance card are Angel, Marie and Erica. And Dream if she's on shift, because I promised her and, well, damn. I liked what I saw and felt.
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6 years ago
Does anyone know if that's the same Carrie who dances at Playhouse Lounge?
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6 years ago
Oh, re: considerate: yeah, I have some personal rules. I'll never trash a girl's appearance. Besides, tastes vary - lots of reviewers think Cayenne is awesome , but for me, the the exact opposite of everything I like. So if a dancer isn't attractive to me, I just won't say anything other than that they were there.
Behavior, attitude and other controllable factors (e.g. bad breath or B.O.) are fair game, though.
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6 years ago
Re: Sharon: I'd say brunette with some highlights.
Thanks TFP, orangepicture is sort of my inspiration w.r.t. review writing style. If I didn't mention Angel's ass, it's either because it's hard to remember so much detail without a notepad (which might be considered gauche), or because I was distracted by the dollar parade while she was onstage.
I've mentioned in other comments, my tastes might be considered eclectic. I'll take a soft, natural body that feels real, over a hard or plastic girl, every time. And I'm not there for a quick pop - I go for the full body contact.
Jackstraw, you might also appreciate Drew. Super cute, tight athletic body. It's actually a little funny that they don't seem to have any thicker black girls, as it seems like a lot of the mongers who like chocolate also like the proverbial "brick house".
I had an unexpected free night so I stopped in tonight briefly. Will write that up as a new review.
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6 years ago
Realized I had forgotten to upload a review from my last visit in early July...
This was on or about July 6th.
Georgia is, well, a bigger girl. Not everyone's cup of tea, but it definitely works for me. Really doesn't put much effort into her floor "dance", and doesn't reveal much of her body (she wore a black velvet minidress, which she folded down to pull out her big floppy boobs, but didn't reveal any ass at all). I for one would love to see more of her. She showed a little more ass on the couch, but not much, and didn't do a lot of grind - mostly just kissing and heavy breathing. Still turned me on quite a bit though, because I love that body type. (She seems to have improved the LD a bit, see today's review above.)
Samantha is gorgeous with a great curvy body. I sorta missed her, as it was right at the end of her shift, but I'll definitely go for a closer look the next chance I get. (I forgot to mention her in the review above. Pretty and a great body but sometimes looks a little bored onstage.)
Another reviewer referred to a dancer as looking "like a Mack truck ran over her, backed up and ran over her again". While I agree, especially with some who have had really bad facial work, I won't name the dancer because that's just rude.
Others aren't ugly but are just sort of plain. That describes Jessica. She has a curvy body; her boobs are fake but very well done. Slightly thick in the belly and bottom but very well toned. Put a good effort into the LD and was quite eager for the FIV.
Dana is a very hot blonde spinner, with good sized (proportional) chest and a small, tight ass.
Amber is pretty, and has a great body, petite but soft. One of the rare dancers at PL with real pole skills.
Sara - I've seen her described as "horrid" but that's not fair. She's older (like Milli or Ami) and her face is a little plain - "PTA mom" look. I think it might work better if she wore her hair down. She has a great body though - natural, soft but not chubby. Natural boobs that move and jiggle. Nice ass. (I think she's now dancing as "Gina".)
Jade is much like Amber and Dana, but with a slight belly. Soft, supple body. Some floor skills.
I promised Camila I would save a dance for her. The more physically aggressive style is not really my thing but she's good at making you feel like she wants you, and that's pretty hot. She definitely wanted the FIV, and more serious than last time because she had me wash my hands first with the Purell, and then she offered me lube and asked if I would give her an orgasm, since she knew I would not let her give me one. I pressed that button for real, and she opened the door further. So then I went two or more knuckles deep, for long enough that my arm started to cramp up a little. I'm not sure, because every woman cums a little differently, but it felt like I was getting the job done. She moaned and writhed, begging "fuck me" and she even bit my arm at one point (no bruise, thank goodness).
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6 years ago
older/fishnet sounds like probably Erica.
Agree with OP review of Camila - she's... "forceful".
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6 years ago
What am I missing? I don't see any Sharon on the schedule (and after that review, I want to see her!)
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6 years ago
Devon is working 12pm-2am Wednesdays and Thursdays. She's working Saturday 7/21 but that doesn't look like a regular shift. Maybe something to do with the knee injury?
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6 years ago
Camila is maybe 35 or 40. She doesn't have visible lines in her face like some of the older gals but makeup does do wonders, so I'm not certain. She's slightly thick in the middle, but very firm. Wide Brazilian bottom which she used very effectively. C or perhaps D cups; if they're fake they're well done.
I don't know her full menu because I'm really only in the market for appetizers.
She will definitely do the PH handshake. I suspect you can do a lot more.
Last time I was there, did full FIV (she knows my rules, so she asked *me* to get *her* off).
She is physical - sort of an animal. Some guys like that sort of thing. I don't know what happens if you resist or try to take control. I let her do what she wanted :-)
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6 years ago
So Georgia's 34? I wouldn't have guessed that high. I think my age radar is broken.
Couple of weeks ago they were doing road work on the highway right in front of PH so there were cops hanging around for the lane closures. Definitely made me nervous, even though I'm not participating in anything illegal in there. I think it made the girls wary, too, though, because the dances seemed slightly tamer.
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6 years ago
The unnamed Brazilian with big bottom sounds like Camila.
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6 years ago
Mercedes is chatty and frank and there's no games about understanding what you want or what she'll do. As an infrequent gooner I appreciate that.
Treat her well and she'll treat you *very* well.