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60 reviews by stevebaker

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

This is the closest to what...

This is the closest to what I have seen in the modern age as a "go go club" only with small round stages with poles, rather than cages. It is more of a restaurant…

13 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

It had been over a year...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

It had been over a year since I visited this club, which is still my ATF anywhere (or at least in the top 3). To update recent reviews, they have eliminated the wristbands *and*…

14 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Keep in mind that this is...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Keep in mind that this is not as "gentlemen's club" as much as an industrial box located on a main commercial strip. The appearance of the interior dingy and cramped with a surrounding the…

15 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Rather than going to ECB in...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Rather than going to ECB in search of Selena, I went to Mario's this afternoon/early evening. A different vibe than I remember (but similar to the last time I visited on a Friday night,…

15 yrs ago

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Finally made it to Electric Blue...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Finally made it to Electric Blue for the first time last night -- and yes, I now know what all the fuss was about. Was pleasantly surprised in a lot of ways, in particular…

15 yrs ago

Centerfolds

Berlin, CT

Stopped by on a whim trying...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Stopped by on a whim trying (unsuccessfully) to find Electric Blue Cafe when driving through Connecticut. Although small with every pretty much out in the open, had two very enjoyable sessions with two different dancers.…

15 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

The first thing you need to...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The first thing you need to know about this club is the last word in its name -- "Restaurant." That's what it is. It is not a strip club with good food, it is…

16 yrs ago

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

The FLB is still a safe...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

The FLB is still a safe place with nice facilities. Unfortunately, however, it seems to have gone downhill on dancer quality. On the plus, the laps were reasonably high mileage and right out…

16 yrs ago

Columbus Gold

Columbus, OH

This is the best club in...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is the best club in Columbus, bar none. Columbus has a lot of clubs but not much quality. This place offers a professionally run club focused on quality and customer service, with…

16 yrs ago

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, OH

This is a tiny club located...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This is a tiny club located right by the airport. That is clearly the selling point and they even offer a shuttle (which is technically free but you will be hit up big time…

16 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara, CA

This club gets dinged often for...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This club gets dinged often for its high prices and lack of contact, but both issues are greatly exaggerated in my opinion. I visited this Saturday night for buddy's birthday party, which was perhaps…

16 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

OMG!! Now I know what the...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

OMG!! Now I know what the fuss is about. This club is nothing like I had expected -- the setup is more like those on "The Block" in Baltimore -- dingy, cramped bar setting…

16 yrs ago

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, PA

As previously cited, this club is...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

As previously cited, this club is hit or miss. It should be understood that despite the fact that there are private booths, there is no sex allowed or offered (at least that is the…

16 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

NOTE: this is pasties and g-strings...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

NOTE: this is pasties and g-strings (i.e., a bikini club) This is a very inconspicuous club, next door (connected) to a 7-11 and right of the main "restaurant row" in Crystal City. But…

17 yrs ago

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

This is definitely the best club...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This is definitely the best club in the Boston area for a traditional stripclub experience (i.e., slightly tame lapdances, but much more than airdance or table dance as found at Centerfolds downtown). Massages are…

17 yrs ago

Aga's Highland Tap

Boston, MA

It should be clarified that this...

★★★★★★1.0/10

It should be clarified that this club is no where near Fenway and is located in Dudley Sqr, Roxbury. It is the highest crime and most dangerous area of the city (one of the…

18 yrs ago

King Arthur's Lounge

Everett, MA

Place is pretty dead in the...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Place is pretty dead in the afternoon, so it is necessary to cultivate an opportunity in the case of most dancers. Some seem totally disinterested in being there, a smaller number (*one* on my…

18 yrs ago

Aga's Highland Tap

Boston, MA

This is really not a club,...

★★★★★★1.0/10

This is really not a club, but a bar running an on-going scam. It is sad, since it is the last of stripclubs which used to be numerous in Boston. It closest…

18 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

This remains one of the best...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This remains one of the best clubs in the New England area. It is about 1 - 1.5 hours from Boston, and within an hour of other major cities like Hartford, Providence, Springfield (and…

18 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Visited on a Saturday night a...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Visited on a Saturday night a week ago and returned the following Friday. Sat evening was slow in terms of customers but offered decent options for girls. The best was Amber --…

18 yrs ago

Club Fantasies

Providence, RI

As previously reported, this club is...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

As previously reported, this club is best appreciated for the 2-4-1 laps downstairs -- topless, very high mileage and full length songs for $10 each (i.e., 2 for $20). These are available on Monday…

18 yrs ago

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, TN

'Crazy Horse' has become a brand,...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

'Crazy Horse' has become a brand, even if these clubs are not related (i.e., not chains such as Spearmint Rhino or Deja Vu). I have never been to a town where 'Crazy Horse' was…

18 yrs ago

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, NV

7 out of 10 for peep...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

7 out of 10 for peep show -- this is on the "Peep Show Scale" not the usual strip club scale. It is a video store and peep show. One of the last…

18 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Never have a bad experience here...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Never have a bad experience here and this week was no exception. I am surprised by discretekama's report as the quality of girls here is very high. In the face of the trend across…

18 yrs ago

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

This is the first "10" I...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

This is the first "10" I have given in a long-time, perhaps the first ever. I thought about this for 48 hours before giving the rating, but I can honestly say there is no…

19 yrs ago