This remains one of the best...

This remains one of the best clubs in the New England area. It is about 1 - 1.5 hours from Boston, and within an hour of other major cities like Hartford, Providence, Springfield (and NOTE: a top competitor is Club Fantasies in Providence, which on Monday and Tuesday offers $10 laps and not other fees (no cover or 'bracelet' -- Mario's requires a $7 bracelet fee.) Dances are every bit the quality of Providence (for actual 'dances' versus places where more is offered). It is not a brothel -- there are no "extras" available in the that regard, so do not be upsold to the Champagne Room expecting sexual favors. 90% of the girls here are well above average on the personality side, and are in the top group for good looking (if not the hottest in the area overall). The best pickings tends to be on weekday afternoons, but it is rarely overcrowded and a favorable dancer-to-patron ratio can be found on weekend nights as well.