Reviews by mule7

However, despite the title above, I must admit it depends on when you go. Check the lineup on the club's website. If they list 5 or less girls, it's not a great time…

This is a nice room with a friendly atmosphere, mostly because of the waitresses. They're all cute and every half hour, they trudge up onto the stage and put on a little show cleaning…

Very classy interiors. Very dark inside. Lots of easy free parking outside. (It's part of a strip mall) There's a Wells Fargo ATM nearby if you need cash before you…

A friend dragged me here for my second visit. I wasn't going to come back but I thought, "Well, maybe it's improved." It hadn't except for one thing. This is the old Hawaii Theater…

A friend drove us down to the comic book convention in Anaheim for a few hours. After it closed, he insisted we go to "The Bird" even though I warned him my last visit…

I have real mixed feelings about this club. It was filled with dancers but only a few looked like they wanted to be there. The waitresses are all happy and friendly and they…

I got tricked into going here again or maybe I should say I tricked myself. I read a Tweet of their lineup which had about fifteen girls on it that was sent around 4…

This club is a dive. They keep fixing it up but they can't fix it up faster than parts of it are deteriorating. A few years ago, it was the second choice club in COI…

Every time I go to this club, I tell myself I'm never going back. This time, the reason was a particular dancer I like who texted me she had moved here from the club…

It's been well over a year since I was in the area. I don't think I'd go to this club if I wasn't. Since then, they've done some remodeling work, most notably upgrading…

This club has changed its name again and is now the Oddball Cabaret, though some signs around still have one of the old names (Bare Elegance or Valleyball Cabaret). It's been spruced up a…

What I liked about the Jet Strip is that the place has a friendly atmosphere. The dance prices are a little higher but otherwise, you don't feel everyone is grabbing at your wallet.…

This was my second and final visit to this club. Actually, it's probably a nice place if you and your friends want to sit and have a drink but as a strip club, it…

I didn't think I'd be coming back here so soon but my favorite dancer at another club moved here so I came to see her. I think she's spectacular but I didn't see too…

I gave a Dancer Quality Rating of 10 because you can find plenty of girls here who deserve that but the average would be closer to 7. This is a nicer club than Adelita…

My friend and I thought we'd done all our screwing over at Hong Kong and just wandered over to Adelita to see what it was like. He hadn't been there before and wanted to…

The night before, my friend and I hit Adelita and Hong Kong in Tijuana (see separate reviews) but we had to kill the afternoon in Chula Vista so we decided to visit its one strip…

My first and last time at this club. The building is beautiful. The valet parking was courteous. The music was so damned loud, I had to cut short my visit and it…

Not sure what the previous reviewer was expecting but if it's a full nude club, you shouldn't bitch there's no booze and if you go into any club at 7 PM, you shouldn't be surprised…

I went to this club for the first time because my favorite dancer at another club moved over here. Parking is $5 for valet, $3.50 if you park it yourself. I opted for…

My last few visits there, this place has seemed sad to me with a little air of desperation from girls who are not selling dances. Each time, there are way more girls than there…

This is actually a review of several visits, night and day. This is my favorite club in the L.A. area. The mileage is not as hot as out in the City of Industry but it's…

I finally made it by this new club for my first and maybe my last visit. It's much nicer in there than when it was the Hawaii Theater but the decor is the only…

After a disappointing visit to the new Monarch Club a mile away, I went over to the Rhino to use up a free pass. There were a number of bored-looking ladies around who were…

Some nights, this club has a ton of dancers. This happens most often on Saturday because it's Saturday and on Thursday because they offer a $100 half-hour special those evenings. My last few…