Reviews

287 reviews by mule7

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

Home Sweet Home

I've been going to this club longer than some of the current dancers have been alive. Here are some things that never change about it: It's in an okay but not great neighborhood. There's…

2 wks ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

My Annual Post-ComicCon Visit

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

It's become a ritual that each year, a friend of mine and I go to ComicCon in San Diego and since we're so close, we simply have to slip across the border and visit the…

1 mo ago3

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, CA

Old Friend With a New Face

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Hadn't been here since it was a Deja Vu but a friend said it was worth a visit now that it's all new management and policies. He was right. As Deja Vu Hollywood,…

3 mos ago1

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Still Not What It Should Or Could Be

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I was once an every-week patron of this club and it wasn't just because the ladies worked the floor nude and walking in the door was like walking into the girls' locker room back at…

4 mos ago5

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

Not Enough Dancers

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I've been going to the Jet Strip for longer than some of the current dancers have been alive and I've reviewed it here many, many times. This was the first visit where I almost…

5 mos ago

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, CA

Quick Stop in COI

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

A friend of mine and I were driving back from Riverside and on a whim, we decided to stop at the Spearmint Rhino in COI where I haven't been for at least ten years.…

6 mos ago

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

The Only Strip Joint I'll Go To in Vegas

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

In my eternal quest to find a strip club I like, I've given up every club in Vegas except Little Darlings. Most clubs are topless and those keep pushing alcohol on you at inflated…

7 mos ago2

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

My Favorite L.A. Club (But that's not saying much)

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I've been going to the Jet Strip longer than some of the current dancers have been alive. There was a time when it was my favorite strip club and I guess it's still my…

8 mos ago3

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

No improvement since my last disappointing visit

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I've reviewed this club at least 25 times in the 20 years I've been posting on this website. I feel I should announce that anything pre-covid I wrote is inoperative and should not be…

9 mos ago10

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

The Only Club I Go To in Vegas

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

To be honest, I have no idea how many ladies were working. I kept seeing ones I hadn't seen before that evening. I think a lot of them arrive after 10. This has become…

10 mos ago3

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

A Good Time But Not A Great time

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Back in Vegas for the first time since May, my buddy and I decided to go to Little Darlings again. There are three good things about this club as far as I'm concerned. 1. It's…

11 mos ago3

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

Back Here for the Umpteenth Time

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I've been going to this club forever and it used to be my favorite. Back then, they had a steady slate of the same girls but they were all great girls and you couldn't…

1 yr ago

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

This is Not a Good Review

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Haven't been to this club in quite a while and it could be even longer before I go back. They generally have the best-looking ladies in town and they know it and price the…

1 yr ago6

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

From Comic Con to Kong Con

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

My best friend and I made our traditional annual visit to the Comic Con in San Diego (he has press credentials) and then down to TJ where we spent about eight hours in Hong Kong…

1 yr ago3

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

How Wonderful This Place Isn't Anymore

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I don't know why I go back to this place. Maybe because it was so wonderful a year or so before covid. There were plenty of great-looking ladies walking around the club nude,…

1 yr ago5

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

How to Avoid The Drink Hustle in Vegas

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Vegas is getting too expensive for me but I had a run of good luck playing Blackjack at Circa so I decided to treat my buddy and myself to a great meal at my fave…

1 yr ago1

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

Another in my hundreds of visits here

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I've been visiting this club longer than some of the current dancers have been alive. When it's good, it's very good and when it was at its best, it had a nice lineup of…

1 yr ago

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

An Unenthusiastic Review

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I used to go to this club about once a week and could always find someone to make me happy, especially back in the days when the ladies would walk around nude and even sit…

1 yr ago3

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

Found the right lady!

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I've been going to this club for a long time and one of the ways it's changed is that they have a major turnover of girls. When I first became a regular, there was…

1 yr ago

Quán Tri Kỷ

Garden Grove, CA

First Review of this place

★★★★★★★2.7/10

This is a coffee shop specializing in very overpriced and very awful Vietnamese cuisine. The overprice is because the food and beverage you order is the only way the management makes money. There's…

1 yr ago7

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

Fire Sale

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Looking over the reviews here, I seem to be the only guy who didn't get the message that the Sahara Theater had burned down. My buddy and I were in Anaheim on business and…

1 yr ago3

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Quick Visit

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I usually only hit TJ when I'm in San Diego for the Comicon but business took me to S.D. again so for the second time in a little more than three months, I went, this…

1 yr ago4

Tropical Lei

Upland, CA

A Very Bad Review of a Very Bad Club

★★★★★★★3.3/10

A friend largely kidnapped me and insisted we go to Tropical Lei, which is way the hell out in Upland and even in its best days, was never worth the drive. If I lived…

1 yr ago2

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

Better Time at the Jet

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I've pretty much decided to only visit strip clubs when some lady I already like texts or calls me to say she's working there but Tuesday evening, I had to drop someone off at LAX…

1 yr ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Hong Kong Comic Con

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

My best friend gets press passes every year for Comic-Con so it's become a tradition that we drive down to San Diego, get a hotel or motel room and then fit in a day in…

2 yrs ago2