Reviews by JackOlantern

Well, duh, of course the dancers are going to sit and talk with regular customers. In addition to making economic sense for the girls to choose to sit with people who tip them...

Change in management has made dancers less miserable--a positive step. However, prices for the basic alcohol I consume have risen from %6.50 each to $9.50 each in a matter of months. Amazing ! (Amazing...

Ut-oh.....talented female general manager who improved this place a lot apparently let go (reputedly for valid reasons) and the club has slidden quickly....many (not all) appealing dancers are no longer here, at least for...

Club is on upswing from its nadir. They have improved the quality of the girls significantly. Prices for drinks are now reasonable after having been much too high for years. Waitresses,...

This is one of the best clubs in DC (for what that's worth--DC is pretty tame.) Girls are attractive, friendly, and, YES, they do take their clothes off despite the prior reveiwer's insistence...

Reasaonably attractive women.....but they're always so darn unhappy compared to other clubs in DC. Always complaining (or crying) about management's latest mind-control tactics to keep them off-kilter. So if you enjoy sitting with women...

Woman #1: fat and bubbling with cellulite.....40ish.....gray teeth, look like they're dying Woman #2: snaggletoothed, hair falling out, smelly Woman #3 incoherent, more like from drugs than alcohol.....said one of the other dancers was her...

It is sad to see an old favorite decline to painful lows. Still some nice girls....still some fairly attractive girls....but tooo few these days. Sometimes just a handful of girls working. So not enough girls...and...

Club sits there virutally empty a lot of the time. A shame. Some aspects of JP's make it the best club in town. And some aspects of it are awful. The good....friendlyt...

Well, a lot to recap....I come here at least once a week while in town regularly on business and have done so for two years. First floor remake is still a work in progress. ...