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152 reviews by BadBob

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Purple Orchid Review #732

7.0/10

It's time for my quarterly Orchid Review. I don't think I spent 40 minutes there. But it was a relaxing 40 minutes. Walked into the bar area -- rectangular bar surrounding a…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 1 wk ago 95

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Monica the ROB

4.7/10

If nothing happened, you can use names, right? Having heard this place was getting better . . . I visited. What I heard was wrong. The Club is on the Airport automall. You enter…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 4 wks ago 32 6

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

Rhymes with money.

6.3/10

Taking care of errands, I passed through Carnival in the mid to late afternoon. There were two entertainers available. One was a cinnamon skinned woman with gold curls and an athletic figure.…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 1 mo ago 119

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

What Is Happening With this Place

6.7/10

I arrived about 4:30 on a Saturday. Metal detector was off and unmanned. Walked in. DJ both is dead ahead. The inside of the bar is divided into two large areas.…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 1 mo ago 28

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

A Brief Review of a Brief Visit

7.0/10

I rolled in between 4:30 and 5:00. There was a light skinned maybe Latina dancer on stage. No sign of a bar tender. Guy at the front desk (who also collects dance…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 1 mo ago 16 1

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

I've had more fun here before. I've had less fun here, too.

7.0/10

I've had more fun here. Architecture, etc.: Plenty of parking, off Rt. 310. Come in through a metal detector, emptying pockets. Then putting stuff back in pockets. Then greeted by a gent…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 2 mos ago 17

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

Showing Signs of life

7.0/10

This is a really a booth girls kind of place off an adult bookstore. Pulled in about 4 PM on a Friday. The women are to the left as you walk in through…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 3 mos ago 7

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

Choose Your Dancer Carefully.

6.7/10

Stopped in this place around 4:30 to 5 PM on a Saturday. Several girls up and around in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors. The last couple of times I've been here…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 5 mos ago 7

Gold Club

Philadelphia, PA

Fun but not as fun as it used to be

7.0/10

This is gonna be a strange review because this is a strange place. David Lynch isn’t dead — he’s just back in Philly. (Oh wait, didn’t he think Philly was hell when he was…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 7 mos ago 2 2

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

A 20 minute visit.

7.3/10

Since there are 711 prior reviews, I'm skipping the architecture and layout. It was a rainy early evening -- like 5 PM -- when I arrived. The parking lot was mostly empty.…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 7 mos ago 4 1

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, PA

So Much Better than It Used to Be!

7.0/10

Alright then. After a lousy visit at Carnival across the river, I headed to the Philly side. Venus Video is an adult bookstore with booth girls on the side. Essentially the…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 7 mos ago 6

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

A shadow of its former self.

4.7/10

This is a peep-booth/private room arrangement to the side of an adult store. There's an upstairs lounge but that's really for men trying to make new friends with other men. The "dance area"…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 7 mos ago 2 1

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Productive early evening visit.

7.0/10

This club is at the far end of the Passyunk Ave bridge, right underneath a jumbo billboard for personal injury lawyers. Would you really hire lawyers because they advertised over a titty bar?…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 8 mos ago 3 1

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Sometimes It's a Soap Opera

5.7/10

Y'know, I don't know what to say, I've become Athena's property and I can't seem to go there when she's not there. I usually go early evening on a week-end evening. Architecture etc.…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2 1

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

A Good Time for What It Is.

7.3/10

This is a summary of several visits. It's an adult novelties store with "booth girls" off to the left. There are butt plugs, inflate-a-mates, functional undergarments/lingerie and various other kindred gee-gaws and doo-dads.…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

NYE at 6.

7.3/10

FFS I'm not repeating the geography or architecture that's been here 1000 times. I'm recounting one visit are reporting on three others. Most recently was 5-6 ish on New Years Eve. Buncha…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 3 2

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

Efficiency

6.7/10

This is not a strip club -- it's more or less a peep show. It's a gray building with a gravel parking lot. I showed up about 5:30. Parking lot was kind…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2 2

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, PA

Go after 6 PM on Saturdays.

7.3/10

This review summarizes two visits on consecutive Saturdays. The venue is a block off Haverford Ave, which is a fairly busy West Philly corridor, but has a lot of residences around near this place.…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 3

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Live and learn.

7.0/10

Stopped in about 6 PM on a Monday. The usuals: rectangular bar. stage in the middle. two "private" dance rooms and one larger room that is very often just as private.…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 4 2

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

It was what it was.

5.7/10

So, when they ask "how are the people," do they mean the dancers, the 'tender, the guy who counts dances? Field trip reports from two visits sorta . . . Purple cube at the end…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2 4

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, PA

Sometimes life is good.

7.3/10

Okay, Gents, here's my trip report. Arrived about 5:30 on a Saturday. This is a hood club in a more or less okay part of the hood and most of the patrons have…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 2 6

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

Game On!

8.3/10

This was a reconnaissance mission based on some prior reviews. For reasons you'll understand, I'm going to be less than specific about names and my remarks may seem Delphic. ifyky I arrived around 5:30.…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 3 1

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Travelogues

8.0/10

This is a condensed report from 4 visits. This place seems to be back in the game. First visit was a 6ish on Friday. Met S, a short white dancer, small boobs…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 1 2

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Some days are better than others. This wasn't one of them.

7.0/10

I arrived at the purple cube building a bit after 3 PM on a rainy Tuesday. The usual required architectural stuff is at the end. There were 4 or 5 dancers present:…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 1 1

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

Yeah, I'd go back, again.

6.3/10

So I owe youse guys a field trip report from my most recent adventure at Carnival, aka McBJ's. Driving to this joint is always a little difficult because it really isn't well marked --…

BadBobBadBobElite Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 1 1
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