Reviews by BadBob

This is gonna be a strange review because this is a strange place. David Lynch isn’t dead — he’s just back in Philly. (Oh wait, didn’t he think Philly was hell when he was…

Since there are 711 prior reviews, I'm skipping the architecture and layout. It was a rainy early evening -- like 5 PM -- when I arrived. The parking lot was mostly empty.…

Alright then. After a lousy visit at Carnival across the river, I headed to the Philly side. Venus Video is an adult bookstore with booth girls on the side. Essentially the…

This is a peep-booth/private room arrangement to the side of an adult store. There's an upstairs lounge but that's really for men trying to make new friends with other men. The "dance area"…

This club is at the far end of the Passyunk Ave bridge, right underneath a jumbo billboard for personal injury lawyers. Would you really hire lawyers because they advertised over a titty bar?…

Y'know, I don't know what to say, I've become Athena's property and I can't seem to go there when she's not there. I usually go early evening on a week-end evening. Architecture etc.…

This is a summary of several visits. It's an adult novelties store with "booth girls" off to the left. There are butt plugs, inflate-a-mates, functional undergarments/lingerie and various other kindred gee-gaws and doo-dads.…

FFS I'm not repeating the geography or architecture that's been here 1000 times. I'm recounting one visit are reporting on three others. Most recently was 5-6 ish on New Years Eve. Buncha…

This is not a strip club -- it's more or less a peep show. It's a gray building with a gravel parking lot. I showed up about 5:30. Parking lot was kind…

This review summarizes two visits on consecutive Saturdays. The venue is a block off Haverford Ave, which is a fairly busy West Philly corridor, but has a lot of residences around near this place.…

Stopped in about 6 PM on a Monday. The usuals: rectangular bar. stage in the middle. two "private" dance rooms and one larger room that is very often just as private.…

So, when they ask "how are the people," do they mean the dancers, the 'tender, the guy who counts dances? Field trip reports from two visits sorta . . . Purple cube at the end…

Okay, Gents, here's my trip report. Arrived about 5:30 on a Saturday. This is a hood club in a more or less okay part of the hood and most of the patrons have…

This was a reconnaissance mission based on some prior reviews. For reasons you'll understand, I'm going to be less than specific about names and my remarks may seem Delphic. ifyky I arrived around 5:30.…

This is a condensed report from 4 visits. This place seems to be back in the game. First visit was a 6ish on Friday. Met S, a short white dancer, small boobs…

I arrived at the purple cube building a bit after 3 PM on a rainy Tuesday. The usual required architectural stuff is at the end. There were 4 or 5 dancers present:…

So I owe youse guys a field trip report from my most recent adventure at Carnival, aka McBJ's. Driving to this joint is always a little difficult because it really isn't well marked --…

Sometimes a little self-loathing is helpful to this avocation. Wednesday. About 6 PM. The Dream Boutique, fka Charlie's Dream, is an adult video/toy store that sometimes hosts "live nude girls" in a…

Required stuff: purple building at the foot of the passyunk ave bridge houses a rectangular bar that surrounds the dance stage. to the right of the entry are two private dance rooms with…

I arrived about six. For those who haven’t read all the other reviews of this place, it’s an adult book store with booth girls in a gallery off to the left. The available…

Another great visit to LaPearl/OS. I wish I lived closer. I arrived about 5:45 on a Friday afternoon. I did not have much time but just need a T&A fix before getting…

The building is a purple cube at the end of the Passyunk Ave bridge. It sits on the parking lot to one of the weirder strip malls in America, featuring a swingers club, a…

Today was a revisit, but since 30 days have elapsed, I might as well write about it. Billionaires won't be moving into the neighborhood any time soon but parking is plentiful within a short…

Hey, this review is a public service announcement. Please hit approve -- I don't think I'm getting credit anyway because my last review of this venue was recent. Showed up at 6:00 or so, with…

First, off, La Pearl is downstairs. Outer Space is upstairs -- basically over flow if downstairs is crowded. This place is in what some people refer to (and fear) as "da hood."…