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152 reviews by BadBob

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Purple Orchid Review #732

It's time for my quarterly Orchid Review. I don't think I spent 40 minutes there. But it was a relaxing 40 minutes. Walked into the bar area -- rectangular bar surrounding a…

1 mo ago

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Monica the ROB

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

If nothing happened, you can use names, right? Having heard this place was getting better . . . I visited. What I heard was wrong. The Club is on the Airport automall. You enter…

1 mo ago6

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

Rhymes with money.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Taking care of errands, I passed through Carnival in the mid to late afternoon. There were two entertainers available. One was a cinnamon skinned woman with gold curls and an athletic figure.…

1 mo ago1

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

What Is Happening With this Place

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I arrived about 4:30 on a Saturday. Metal detector was off and unmanned. Walked in. DJ both is dead ahead. The inside of the bar is divided into two large areas.…

1 mo ago

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

A Brief Review of a Brief Visit

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I rolled in between 4:30 and 5:00. There was a light skinned maybe Latina dancer on stage. No sign of a bar tender. Guy at the front desk (who also collects dance…

2 mos ago1

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

I've had more fun here before. I've had less fun here, too.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I've had more fun here. Architecture, etc.: Plenty of parking, off Rt. 310. Come in through a metal detector, emptying pockets. Then putting stuff back in pockets. Then greeted by a gent…

3 mos ago

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

Showing Signs of life

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is a really a booth girls kind of place off an adult bookstore. Pulled in about 4 PM on a Friday. The women are to the left as you walk in through…

4 mos ago

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

Choose Your Dancer Carefully.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Stopped in this place around 4:30 to 5 PM on a Saturday. Several girls up and around in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors. The last couple of times I've been here…

6 mos ago

Gold Club

Philadelphia, PA

Fun but not as fun as it used to be

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is gonna be a strange review because this is a strange place. David Lynch isn’t dead — he’s just back in Philly. (Oh wait, didn’t he think Philly was hell when he was…

7 mos ago2

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

A 20 minute visit.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Since there are 711 prior reviews, I'm skipping the architecture and layout. It was a rainy early evening -- like 5 PM -- when I arrived. The parking lot was mostly empty.…

7 mos ago1

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, PA

So Much Better than It Used to Be!

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Alright then. After a lousy visit at Carnival across the river, I headed to the Philly side. Venus Video is an adult bookstore with booth girls on the side. Essentially the…

8 mos ago

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

A shadow of its former self.

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

This is a peep-booth/private room arrangement to the side of an adult store. There's an upstairs lounge but that's really for men trying to make new friends with other men. The "dance area"…

8 mos ago1

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Productive early evening visit.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This club is at the far end of the Passyunk Ave bridge, right underneath a jumbo billboard for personal injury lawyers. Would you really hire lawyers because they advertised over a titty bar?…

9 mos ago1

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Sometimes It's a Soap Opera

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Y'know, I don't know what to say, I've become Athena's property and I can't seem to go there when she's not there. I usually go early evening on a week-end evening. Architecture etc.…

1 yr ago1

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

This is a summary of several visits. It's an adult novelties store with "booth girls" off to the left. There are butt plugs, inflate-a-mates, functional undergarments/lingerie and various other kindred gee-gaws and doo-dads.…

1 yr ago

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

NYE at 6.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

FFS I'm not repeating the geography or architecture that's been here 1000 times. I'm recounting one visit are reporting on three others. Most recently was 5-6 ish on New Years Eve. Buncha…

1 yr ago2

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

Efficiency

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This is not a strip club -- it's more or less a peep show. It's a gray building with a gravel parking lot. I showed up about 5:30. Parking lot was kind…

1 yr ago2

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, PA

Go after 6 PM on Saturdays.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This review summarizes two visits on consecutive Saturdays. The venue is a block off Haverford Ave, which is a fairly busy West Philly corridor, but has a lot of residences around near this place.…

1 yr ago

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Live and learn.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Stopped in about 6 PM on a Monday. The usuals: rectangular bar. stage in the middle. two "private" dance rooms and one larger room that is very often just as private.…

1 yr ago2

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

It was what it was.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

So, when they ask "how are the people," do they mean the dancers, the 'tender, the guy who counts dances? Field trip reports from two visits sorta . . . Purple cube at the end…

1 yr ago4

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, PA

Sometimes life is good.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Okay, Gents, here's my trip report. Arrived about 5:30 on a Saturday. This is a hood club in a more or less okay part of the hood and most of the patrons have…

2 yrs ago6

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

Game On!

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This was a reconnaissance mission based on some prior reviews. For reasons you'll understand, I'm going to be less than specific about names and my remarks may seem Delphic. ifyky I arrived around 5:30.…

2 yrs ago1

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Travelogues

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This is a condensed report from 4 visits. This place seems to be back in the game. First visit was a 6ish on Friday. Met S, a short white dancer, small boobs…

2 yrs ago2

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Some days are better than others. This wasn't one of them.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I arrived at the purple cube building a bit after 3 PM on a rainy Tuesday. The usual required architectural stuff is at the end. There were 4 or 5 dancers present:…

2 yrs ago1

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

Yeah, I'd go back, again.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So I owe youse guys a field trip report from my most recent adventure at Carnival, aka McBJ's. Driving to this joint is always a little difficult because it really isn't well marked --…

2 yrs ago1

Reviews

Purple Orchid Review #732

Monica the ROB

Rhymes with money.

What Is Happening With this Place

A Brief Review of a Brief Visit

I've had more fun here before. I've had less fun here, too.

Showing Signs of life

Choose Your Dancer Carefully.

Fun but not as fun as it used to be

A 20 minute visit.

So Much Better than It Used to Be!

A shadow of its former self.

Productive early evening visit.

Sometimes It's a Soap Opera

A Good Time for What It Is.

NYE at 6.

Efficiency

Go after 6 PM on Saturdays.

Live and learn.

It was what it was.

Sometimes life is good.

Game On!

Travelogues

Some days are better than others. This wasn't one of them.

Yeah, I'd go back, again.

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