Reviews

On a recent trip to Albany, I decided to make the quick drive up I-87 to Latham and Nite Moves. It was better than staying in, but it was not the greatest strip club…

Went on a recent Thursday afternoon, and the place was packed. No parking for two blocks (of course, businesses nearby were open, so they didn't leave many spots open for visitors to Harry's...)…

I recently spent a great Monday night at Bare Fax. The club was friendly, not crowded, and just a heck of a lot of fun. The girls in the club were generally 7s-9s,…

Knowing of the reviews in the past, I visited the Landing Strip on a recent mid-week afternoon prior to a late afternoon flight from DTW. I was the third guy in the place, with…

The Cat Walk does about as much as it can with the restrictions placed on it by the City of Columbus - but, unfortunately, all that is is to offer one really good dancer and…

Thee Playhouse is one of the "Thee" Clubs, a chain which operates in North and South Carolina. They seem to be pretty much alike, although Thee Playhouse in Hickory is a bit more rough-hewn…

Baby Dolls Arlington (the Division Street location) has recently lost its authority to be a Strip Club, so it is now "kind of a sports bar" (in the words of the waitress). For the…

This is a little roadside club well south of Ft. Worth; it's interesting, but the atmosphere says, "we're sort of glad you're here, but that's it", and the lap dances at $30 apiece are w-a-y…

Bustop may not be on the top 40 list (not enough contact because of the "Boulder Rules"), but it is absolutely worth the trip if you're in the Denver area. It's two clubs in…

"Home of the $1 Air Dance", Sensations Showgirls somehow manages to make a topless club a very dull place. While the girls aren't unattractive (they're generally 5s and 6s), they are pretty uniformly disinterested…

Kahoots is "Processed American Cheese Food" - it's a lot like a strip club, only much more prepackaged. Having tried the disappointing Kahoots of Vernon, I wanted to see if the "name" club in…

I was there on a recent Tuesday night, which must have been "National Firemen Go to the Strip Club Day". The place was knee-deep in emergency workers, and this became important after the 9PM…