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whirlwind
Michigan

Reviews by whirlwind

  • review
    2 years ago
    Fantasy's
    962 W Commerce Dr Traverse City, MI 49685
    A few changes this year
    A quick summary of what's changed this year: contact rules have been liberalized. The club permits patron-to-boobs and patron-to-booty contact during lap and VIP dances (though not every dancer does). Long review: Fantasy's is set...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Déjà Vu Saginaw
    6530 Bay Rd Saginaw, MI 48604
    Mid-range results for a mid-range club
    I stop in here about once a month, passing through town on I-75. The club occupies a large, square-ish room. A small-to-medium sized stage occupies one wall; on the opposite wall is the bar,...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
    3025 S Sammy Davis Jr Dr Las Vegas, NV 89109
    Have had good luck hunting off-peak value at Sapphire
    A trip to Vegas is an annual occurrence for me. Strip club visits have become less common on these journeys; the clubs back home are solid enough and far, far less expensive. Vegas certainly...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Déjà Vu Saginaw
    6530 Bay Rd Saginaw, MI 48604
    Worst of Times, Best of Times
    This will quickly summarize my two most recent visits to DV Saginaw. On a Saturday about a month ago, the club was quite busy, and at times it was hard to find a comfortable...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Fantasy's
    962 W Commerce Dr Traverse City, MI 49685
    Same as it ever was
    Short version: same club as always. Same (limited) dancers as always. It's a tad expensive, and contact is a tad limited. But the right girl will grind you to a pulp. Fantasys has a small...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Fantasy's
    962 W Commerce Dr Traverse City, MI 49685
    Just slow...or dying?
    Been a while since I last reviewed Fantasys, though I continue to visit every few weeks. There isn't a lot to add to earlier reviews: this is a somewhat expensive club with a small...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Déjà Vu Saginaw
    6530 Bay Rd Saginaw, MI 48604
    This was...different
    Been to DV Saginaw many times, as I pass through on I-75 every month or two. Stopped in on a recent random Saturday evening while driving north. Have never seen this place be especially...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Fantasy's
    962 W Commerce Dr Traverse City, MI 49685
    Still a good, though not great, and somewhat expensive, time
    Fantasy's remains the only decent option in the northern MI strip club scene. Cover is usually $15 or $20, depending on day of the week. This does not include a drink - $3.25 for...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Palomino
    1848 Las Vegas Blvd N North Las Vegas, NV 89030
    not terrible
    Have been to a number of Vegas strip clubs over the years, but have been increasingly turned off by the poorer and poorer value proposition many of these clubs offer. Took my first trip...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Elysium
    20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219
    sigh
    It had been at least a year since I set foot in this club. I've found some of the non-Detroit, non-extras clubs to provide more reliable fun times. But, being in town a couple...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Déjà Vu Saginaw
    6530 Bay Rd Saginaw, MI 48604
    new prices
    Since I last checked out this place, pricing for VIPs has changed - and generally for the better. Standard VIP pricing is now $75 for every 15 minutes. There remain a few bargains available...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Fantasy's
    962 W Commerce Dr Traverse City, MI 49685
    good for the area, a little pricey
    Since my last review, the club has undergone some physical changes. While putting in new carpet and reupholstering everything (yay!), management put in an auxiliary pole where the small VIP rooms used to be....
  • review
    8 years ago
    Déjà Vu Saginaw
    6530 Bay Rd Saginaw, MI 48604
    good time with the right girls
    Basic layout has been described before. Club remains in good shape for the most part, except for the permanently-sketchy restrooms. Some of the couches in the upstairs VIP rooms are a little old/soft; the...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Scarlett's Cabaret
    2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
    Two solid visits
    This review covers two visits on a recent trip to South Florida, one on a Sunday evening and the other early on a Wednesday. Not surprisingly, the club was not particularly busy either visit,...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Fantasy's
    962 W Commerce Dr Traverse City, MI 49685
    A rare busy time at Fantasys
    Have visited the club twice since my most recent review; this review will focus on my most recent visit, which was on a Saturday. Wasn't terribly busy when I got there at 9 pm,...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Fantasy's
    962 W Commerce Dr Traverse City, MI 49685
    dancers short on quantity, high on quality
    Have visited Fantasys every 2-3 weeks, but it's been a while since I've posted a review. Most recent visit was this past Monday. One might expect a Monday night to be quiet, and it...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Déjà Vu Saginaw
    6530 Bay Rd Saginaw, MI 48604
    yup, same old same old...which isn't terrible
    Visited a couple of times last week as I was passing through the area. Both visits were on weekdays in the early evening. Had a decent time both nights, thanks to Justice, a longtime...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
    Calle Coahuila 2009 Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
    fun time but SO busy
    First ever visit to Tijuana, stayed the night at the attached hotel. Reserved a master suite, but there were none available when I checked in (which was early - 2 pm or so, may...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Déjà Vu Saginaw
    6530 Bay Rd Saginaw, MI 48604
    A good time
    Visited the Saginaw DV while returning up north on a recent Sunday. Club remains in very good condition (details on the layout can be found in earlier reviews). What has changed? Previously, Sunday and...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Fantasy's
    962 W Commerce Dr Traverse City, MI 49685
    Fun, efficient evening
    Cover was $20 on a recent Saturday evening. Reviewed this club in July; few changes to the club setup and dance quality since then. Seats/upholstery have been overhauled in the last six months. Club...
  • review
    9 years ago
    The Landing Strip Lounge
    36431 Goddard Rd Romulus, MI 48174
    Good time but not cheap
    My usual haunts when visiting Detroit are on the north side, so the 8 Mile clubs get most of my business. This was my first ever visit to LS. Lots of road construction near...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Fantasy's
    962 W Commerce Dr Traverse City, MI 49685
    Pretty good for TC
    This remains a "better than you would expect" club for Traverse City. Visited on a recent Thursday evening. Cover was $25, more than typical for a Thursday, but a feature act was performing. Have...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Cafe Atlantis
    5745 Atlantic Dr Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3 Canada
    This review covers two separate visits....
    This review covers two separate visits. The first was on a Wednesday, about 9 pm. The club was moderately busy, with a favorable dancer-to-patron ratio. The 2nd visit, near midnight on a Friday, was...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Showgirl Video
    510 Garces Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89101, USA*
    Had never visited an...uh, establishment...quite like...
    Had never visited an...uh, establishment...quite like this before. Decided to indulge my curiousity and inner pervert on a recent trip to Vegas. Place is overall rather dingy and spartan. Perused the store for...