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Reviews

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published 17 yrs ago
This is still the best place...
reviewed by
AlvinLords

7.3

This is still the best place near Philly to go for a lapdance. Sometimes the local authorities seem to want to make it difficult for a while, then things seem to ease up again…

review
published 17 yrs ago
After some apparent difficulty with the...
reviewed by
AlvinLords

3.0

After some apparent difficulty with the township some months ago, this place dropped nude lapdances and increased the price of topless dances to $35. Since then the dancer quality has dropped (and it was…

review
published 17 yrs ago
There were almost no other customers...
reviewed by
AlvinLords

5.0

There were almost no other customers here during my last visit. Certainly the dancers outnumbered the customers by like five to one. The dancers were pretty good looking and obviously bored, some of…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I first walked into this club...
reviewed by
AlvinLords

3.0

I first walked into this club about fifteen years ago. At the time it seemed like a benchmark for nude clubs. There were a lot of great looking girls, big crowds of guys…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Wow. My experiences at this...
reviewed by
AlvinLords

10.0

Wow. My experiences at this club have been hit or miss, and the level of talent is fairly uneven. The dancers are rarely possessed of top-notch looks - some really don't belong in…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I returned after a fairly long...
reviewed by
AlvinLords

9.0

I returned after a fairly long absence. The fight with local authorities had had a noticeable effect on the quality of the laps, here. More than one dancer apologized directly about the constraints…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Strip clubs are about people making...
reviewed by
AlvinLords

6.0

Strip clubs are about people making money - there's no question about that. It's more obvious in some places than others. Show 'n Tel is theoretically a pretty good club. There are…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I stopped both at this place...
reviewed by
AlvinLords

6.0

I stopped both at this place and up the highway a bit at Risque in Burlington during the day. The Risque review is elsewhere (synopsis: yawn.) Here, the girls were generally - though…

review
published 18 yrs ago
This is a dull, glitzy palace...
reviewed by
AlvinLords

3.0

This is a dull, glitzy palace devoted to separating you from as much of your cash with as little to show for it as possible. The girls I saw were ok to good, the…

review
published 18 yrs ago
For all the talk of changes...
reviewed by
AlvinLords

9.0

For all the talk of changes at this place, I have to say that when I stopped by at lunchtime today the mileage was off the charts. Maybe I just made a lucky…

review
published 18 yrs ago
As far as I can tell,...
reviewed by
AlvinLords

2.0

As far as I can tell, this place has stopped hiring dancers. The door leading to the booth area has been closed the last couple of times I've showed up. The people staffing…

review
published 18 yrs ago
The club is suffering from local...
reviewed by
AlvinLords

6.0

The club is suffering from local political interference and that is affecting the quality of the experience provided here. The dancers are uncharacteristically timid, and apologetic about the dances. The atmosphere has changed…