Reviews

25 reviews by AlvinLords

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

This is still the best place...

This is still the best place near Philly to go for a lapdance. Sometimes the local authorities seem to want to make it difficult for a while, then things seem to ease up again…

18 yrs ago

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, NJ

After some apparent difficulty with the...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

After some apparent difficulty with the township some months ago, this place dropped nude lapdances and increased the price of topless dances to $35. Since then the dancer quality has dropped (and it was…

18 yrs ago

Delilah's Den

Manville, NJ

There were almost no other customers...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

There were almost no other customers here during my last visit. Certainly the dancers outnumbered the customers by like five to one. The dancers were pretty good looking and obviously bored, some of…

19 yrs ago

Platinum Plus

Allentown, PA

I first walked into this club...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I first walked into this club about fifteen years ago. At the time it seemed like a benchmark for nude clubs. There were a lot of great looking girls, big crowds of guys…

19 yrs ago

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, NJ

Wow. My experiences at this...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Wow. My experiences at this club have been hit or miss, and the level of talent is fairly uneven. The dancers are rarely possessed of top-notch looks - some really don't belong in…

19 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

I returned after a fairly long...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I returned after a fairly long absence. The fight with local authorities had had a noticeable effect on the quality of the laps, here. More than one dancer apologized directly about the constraints…

19 yrs ago

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, PA

Strip clubs are about people making...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Strip clubs are about people making money - there's no question about that. It's more obvious in some places than others. Show 'n Tel is theoretically a pretty good club. There are…

19 yrs ago

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

I stopped both at this place...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I stopped both at this place and up the highway a bit at Risque in Burlington during the day. The Risque review is elsewhere (synopsis: yawn.) Here, the girls were generally - though…

19 yrs ago

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, PA

This is a dull, glitzy palace...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

This is a dull, glitzy palace devoted to separating you from as much of your cash with as little to show for it as possible. The girls I saw were ok to good, the…

19 yrs ago

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, NJ

For all the talk of changes...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

For all the talk of changes at this place, I have to say that when I stopped by at lunchtime today the mileage was off the charts. Maybe I just made a lucky…

19 yrs ago

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, PA

As far as I can tell,...

★★★★★★2.0/10

As far as I can tell, this place has stopped hiring dancers. The door leading to the booth area has been closed the last couple of times I've showed up. The people staffing…

19 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

The club is suffering from local...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

The club is suffering from local political interference and that is affecting the quality of the experience provided here. The dancers are uncharacteristically timid, and apologetic about the dances. The atmosphere has changed…

19 yrs ago

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, NJ

I hadn't been back here for...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I hadn't been back here for a while; this place is a little far for me. I decided to sample their new nude dances, and so made the trek. I had been of…

19 yrs ago

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, NJ

Since I complained about this place...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Since I complained about this place in July the've reverted to the the old rules. I think the atmosphere has improved quite a bit. The dancers no longer seem sullen, I'm guessing because…

19 yrs ago

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, NJ

New rules have ruined this place....

★★★★★★★4.0/10

New rules have ruined this place. Customer and dancer exodus, leaving a sad, has-been atmosphere. One or two pretty girls on occasion, but little incentive to try lame dances at inflated prices.…

20 yrs ago

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, PA

Typical booth place with more apparent...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Typical booth place with more apparent privacy than I'm used to seeing at this type of place. You enter through a book store and find your way back to the booth area. When…

20 yrs ago

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, NJ

Nice place. I mean clean,...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Nice place. I mean clean, well appointed, good men's room, etc... In the daytime - I haven't been here at night - five dollar minimum at the BYOB bar. Tops or pasties…

20 yrs ago

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, PA

Pretty low milage for a place...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Pretty low milage for a place like his. Topless, not overly attractive women who don't seem to work too hard. Twenty dollar hands off laps. There's little else to be said about…

20 yrs ago

Delilah's Den

Manville, NJ

Pretty girls here, but it always...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Pretty girls here, but it always seems pretty quiet -- more dancers than customers each time I've been here. That said I haven't shown up on, say, a Friday night. Despite the good…

20 yrs ago

Delilah's Den

Manville, NJ

Now a member of the Delilah's...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Now a member of the Delilah's chain. Refurbished, nicely -- the stage is now set into the room with seating all the way around. The girls on stage are as close as they possibly could…

21 yrs ago

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, PA

This is a big, nice space...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This is a big, nice space in a converted industrial setting. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be many dancers, and on the thursday night I was here, not too many customers either. The…

21 yrs ago

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, PA

On Columbus Blvd, with very little...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

On Columbus Blvd, with very little parking for a place this size. Entry is through an adult book store which opens into the strip club and a a booth area for semi-private (CCD in every…

21 yrs ago

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, NJ

The similarities between this place and...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

The similarities between this place and the Playhouse are evident pretty quickly. Most of the dancers are familiar as is the agrressive way they approach customers. The rotation is pretty short compared to…

21 yrs ago

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, NJ

This is a small club with...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is a small club with a tiny stage centered on one side of a bar that mostly fills the room. The dancers range from OK to pretty damn hot. The stage shows…

21 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

This is probably the most hands...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This is probably the most hands on club I've been to. Many of the dancers aggressively seek private dances and what happens out at the bar while they're trying to close a sale can…

21 yrs ago