Reviews by AlvinLords

This is still the best place near Philly to go for a lapdance. Sometimes the local authorities seem to want to make it difficult for a while, then things seem to ease up again…

After some apparent difficulty with the township some months ago, this place dropped nude lapdances and increased the price of topless dances to $35. Since then the dancer quality has dropped (and it was…

There were almost no other customers here during my last visit. Certainly the dancers outnumbered the customers by like five to one. The dancers were pretty good looking and obviously bored, some of…

I first walked into this club about fifteen years ago. At the time it seemed like a benchmark for nude clubs. There were a lot of great looking girls, big crowds of guys…

Wow. My experiences at this club have been hit or miss, and the level of talent is fairly uneven. The dancers are rarely possessed of top-notch looks - some really don't belong in…

I returned after a fairly long absence. The fight with local authorities had had a noticeable effect on the quality of the laps, here. More than one dancer apologized directly about the constraints…

Strip clubs are about people making money - there's no question about that. It's more obvious in some places than others. Show 'n Tel is theoretically a pretty good club. There are…

I stopped both at this place and up the highway a bit at Risque in Burlington during the day. The Risque review is elsewhere (synopsis: yawn.) Here, the girls were generally - though…

This is a dull, glitzy palace devoted to separating you from as much of your cash with as little to show for it as possible. The girls I saw were ok to good, the…

For all the talk of changes at this place, I have to say that when I stopped by at lunchtime today the mileage was off the charts. Maybe I just made a lucky…

As far as I can tell, this place has stopped hiring dancers. The door leading to the booth area has been closed the last couple of times I've showed up. The people staffing…

The club is suffering from local political interference and that is affecting the quality of the experience provided here. The dancers are uncharacteristically timid, and apologetic about the dances. The atmosphere has changed…

I hadn't been back here for a while; this place is a little far for me. I decided to sample their new nude dances, and so made the trek. I had been of…

Since I complained about this place in July the've reverted to the the old rules. I think the atmosphere has improved quite a bit. The dancers no longer seem sullen, I'm guessing because…

New rules have ruined this place. Customer and dancer exodus, leaving a sad, has-been atmosphere. One or two pretty girls on occasion, but little incentive to try lame dances at inflated prices.…

Typical booth place with more apparent privacy than I'm used to seeing at this type of place. You enter through a book store and find your way back to the booth area. When…

Nice place. I mean clean, well appointed, good men's room, etc... In the daytime - I haven't been here at night - five dollar minimum at the BYOB bar. Tops or pasties…

Pretty low milage for a place like his. Topless, not overly attractive women who don't seem to work too hard. Twenty dollar hands off laps. There's little else to be said about…

Pretty girls here, but it always seems pretty quiet -- more dancers than customers each time I've been here. That said I haven't shown up on, say, a Friday night. Despite the good…

Now a member of the Delilah's chain. Refurbished, nicely -- the stage is now set into the room with seating all the way around. The girls on stage are as close as they possibly could…

This is a big, nice space in a converted industrial setting. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be many dancers, and on the thursday night I was here, not too many customers either. The…

On Columbus Blvd, with very little parking for a place this size. Entry is through an adult book store which opens into the strip club and a a booth area for semi-private (CCD in every…

The similarities between this place and the Playhouse are evident pretty quickly. Most of the dancers are familiar as is the agrressive way they approach customers. The rotation is pretty short compared to…

This is a small club with a tiny stage centered on one side of a bar that mostly fills the room. The dancers range from OK to pretty damn hot. The stage shows…

This is probably the most hands on club I've been to. Many of the dancers aggressively seek private dances and what happens out at the bar while they're trying to close a sale can…