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47 reviews by johnnylingo

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, MN

Came in on a Sunday night,...

5.0/10

Came in on a Sunday night, and it was pretty dead. 10 customers, 3 dancers, and $18 admission. Do the math - not a real good time. The diet coke was very…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 19 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

Decided to stop in around 11...

6.0/10

Decided to stop in around 11 last night, having always been curious. My expectations of the club were pretty low, but upon walking in I was amazed. It easily has the nicest interior…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago

Exotica

Portland, OR

Came in Sat night shortly before...

6.0/10

Came in Sat night shortly before 8. The interior of the club is very nice with comfortable seating, and a spacious, nicely decorated private dance area beyond the bathrooms. The dancers were numerous,…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago 1

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

The last review covers things pretty...

7.0/10

The last review covers things pretty well. I came in Sat night around 7, found 4 dancers working the main stage. As mentioned, the interior of the club is very nice with black…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago 1

Acropolis

Portland, OR

Stopped in Saturday around 3. ...

9.0/10

Stopped in Saturday around 3. The building is a bizarre white and blue striped mess that looks like it should be condemned, but at least it's easy to spot coming down the highway.…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago

Reveal Lounge

Portland, OR

Stopped in Sat night around 6....

5.0/10

Stopped in Sat night around 6. No dancers for the first few minutes - then two showed up, both blondes, fairly attractive. One went straight to the private dance area to meet someone.…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, OR

Came in Friday night around 11....

9.0/10

Came in Friday night around 11. Still a few parking spots, $3 cover. Much different atmosphere than last time - with about 30 patrons and over a dozen dancers. The dancers looked…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago

Club 1444

Springfield, OR

Came in around 10:30 tonight. ...

3.0/10

Came in around 10:30 tonight. The club layout is a little weird. It's more of a sports club, with a stripper stage tucked way in the back corner. Cover was $3, drinks…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago

Dolphin II

Beaverton, OR

Stopped in today around 4. ...

4.0/10

Stopped in today around 4. There were about 15 customers and 5 dancers, none of which were particularly special. Most of the dancers were sticking to a table of 3 drunk guys.…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago

Jiggles

Tualatin, OR

I'm actually surprised this club doesn't...

9.0/10

I'm actually surprised this club doesn't get more 9s and 10s. Can anyone name another club West coast can you get a nude lap dance from hottie for $20? I came in tonight…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, OR

Stopped in around 5 today. ...

7.0/10

Stopped in around 5 today. There were about 20 customers, but most were at the bar watching the TV. Only one stage open, 4 dancers. I was a little disappointed with the…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago 1

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

Stopped in last night around 10ish...

8.0/10

Stopped in last night around 10ish after a long absence. There were plenty of familiar faces (Skye, Mercedes, Sadie, Sunny, Cassie, Meiling, Mia, Adrienne) along with some new ones. Back stage was open…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, WA

Hit the dayshift for the first...

8.0/10

Hit the dayshift for the first time, going yesterday from 3 - 4. Was pleasantly surprised at the dancer quality and quantity. There were about a dozen girls, many 7's and up. A…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, WA

Found myself walking past last night,...

6.0/10

Found myself walking past last night, and figured hey..what the heck? The coupon got me in for $12, with in-out privs. Came in around midnight and it was fairly crowded. Finding a…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago

Dolphin II

Beaverton, OR

Stopped in for the tail end...

8.0/10

Stopped in for the tail end of the happy hour special on Friday. One stage open and only 6 dancers or so, however all but one were 7+ and put on a great show.…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago

Mary's Club

Portland, OR

Stopped by around 8 last night....

9.0/10

Stopped by around 8 last night. 2 dancers to start, then a shift change at 9 with 3 new ones coming in. All were total babes! Nice girls too. The wait…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago 1

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, OR

Stopped in Sun night 9 -...

9.0/10

Stopped in Sun night 9 - 10. $3 cover, $5 draft beers. There were 6 dancers and maybe 10 customers total for the hour. Tipping $2 per song seemed to be the…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 20 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

For some reason, decided to head...

8.0/10

For some reason, decided to head over tonight and wasn't disappointed with that decision. Came in around 11 and found about what you'd expect - 15 dancers, maybe 30 customers. There were still…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 21 yrs ago

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

Was always curious to see what...

7.0/10

Was always curious to see what the night shift here was like, and got a chance tonight, coming in around 10:30. The remodel is complete and the place seems a lot bigger - almost…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 21 yrs ago 1

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, WA

My first visit to Honey's in...

9.0/10

My first visit to Honey's in a while, and had a great time. Came in around 11:30 and found it pretty quiet, even for a weeknight. Things really thinned out after midnight, but…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 21 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

Ended up with nothing to do...

7.0/10

Ended up with nothing to do tonight and was in the neighborhood, so figured why not. Got there around 10 and found it relatively quiet - maybe 30 customers and 15 dancers. The…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 21 yrs ago

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, WA

Stopped in around midnight last night....

7.0/10

Stopped in around midnight last night. Pretty much what you'd expect - about 30 customers and 20 dancers, most in the the 5-7 range but a few 8's and 9's. As before, many…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 21 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

Decided to check things out for...

8.0/10

Decided to check things out for myself last night, and found out it is true. The "cover" is now $10 and gets you 2 drink tickets, and there are no more dances specials.…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 21 yrs ago

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

Things are really looking up at...

8.0/10

Things are really looking up at Sugar's. I stopped in the last couple nights around 7, and found a few surprises. First, they've added 4 "VIP" booths on the left (east) side of…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 21 yrs ago

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, WA

Stopped in around 9 last night....

8.0/10

Stopped in around 9 last night. Wowwwww. Lots of new faces, including a few of the Rick's dancers. Tons of very good looking women. The majority were 8+ and I only…

johnnylingojohnnylingo· 21 yrs ago
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