johnnylingo

Reviews by johnnylingo

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18 years ago
Dream Girls
12 N 5th St Minneapolis, MN 55403
Came in on a Sunday night,...
Came in on a Sunday night, and it was pretty dead. 10 customers, 3 dancers, and $18 admission. Do the math - not a real good time. The diet coke was...
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19 years ago
Sands Showgirls
7509 15th Ave NW Seattle, WA 98117
Decided to stop in around 11...
Decided to stop in around 11 last night, having always been curious. My expectations of the club were pretty low, but upon walking in I was amazed. It easily has the nicest...
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19 years ago
Exotica
229 NE Columbia Blvd, Portland, OR 97211, USA*
Came in Sat night shortly before...
Came in Sat night shortly before 8. The interior of the club is very nice with comfortable seating, and a spacious, nicely decorated private dance area beyond the bathrooms. The dancers were...
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19 years ago
Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214
The last review covers things pretty...
The last review covers things pretty well. I came in Sat night around 7, found 4 dancers working the main stage. As mentioned, the interior of the club is very nice with...
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19 years ago
Acropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97202
Stopped in Saturday around 3. ...
Stopped in Saturday around 3. The building is a bizarre white and blue striped mess that looks like it should be condemned, but at least it's easy to spot coming down the highway....
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19 years ago
Reveal Lounge
8345 SW Barbur Blvd Portland, OR 97219
Stopped in Sat night around 6....
Stopped in Sat night around 6. No dancers for the first few minutes - then two showed up, both blondes, fairly attractive. One went straight to the private dance area to meet...
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19 years ago
Silver Dollar Club
2620 W 10th Pl Eugene, OR 97402
Came in Friday night around 11....
Came in Friday night around 11. Still a few parking spots, $3 cover. Much different atmosphere than last time - with about 30 patrons and over a dozen dancers. The dancers...
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19 years ago
Club 1444
1446 Main St, Springfield, OR 97477, USA*
Came in around 10:30 tonight. ...
Came in around 10:30 tonight. The club layout is a little weird. It's more of a sports club, with a stripper stage tucked way in the back corner. Cover was $3,...
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19 years ago
Dolphin II
10860 SW Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy Beaverton, OR 97005
Stopped in today around 4. ...
Stopped in today around 4. There were about 15 customers and 5 dancers, none of which were particularly special. Most of the dancers were sticking to a table of 3 drunk guys....
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19 years ago
Jiggles
7455 SW Nyberg St Tualatin, OR 97062
I'm actually surprised this club doesn't...
I'm actually surprised this club doesn't get more 9s and 10s. Can anyone name another club West coast can you get a nude lap dance from hottie for $20? I came in...
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19 years ago
Stars Cabaret
4575 SW Lombard Ave, Beaverton, OR 97005, USA*
Stopped in around 5 today. ...
Stopped in around 5 today. There were about 20 customers, but most were at the bar watching the TV. Only one stage open, 4 dancers. I was a little disappointed with...
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19 years ago
Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park
14556 Bothell Way NE Lake Forest Park, WA 98155
Stopped in last night around 10ish...
Stopped in last night around 10ish after a long absence. There were plenty of familiar faces (Skye, Mercedes, Sadie, Sunny, Cassie, Meiling, Mia, Adrienne) along with some new ones. Back stage was...
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19 years ago
Honey's Showgirls
12902 Highway 99 Everett, WA 98204
Hit the dayshift for the first...
Hit the dayshift for the first time, going yesterday from 3 - 4. Was pleasantly surprised at the dancer quality and quantity. There were about a dozen girls, many 7's and up. ...
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19 years ago
Déjà Vu Seattle
1510 1st Ave Seattle, WA 98101
Found myself walking past last night,...
Found myself walking past last night, and figured hey..what the heck? The coupon got me in for $12, with in-out privs. Came in around midnight and it was fairly crowded. Finding...
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19 years ago
Dolphin II
10860 SW Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy Beaverton, OR 97005
Stopped in for the tail end...
Stopped in for the tail end of the happy hour special on Friday. One stage open and only 6 dancers or so, however all but one were 7+ and put on a great...
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19 years ago
Mary's Club
129 SW Broadway Portland, OR 97206
Stopped by around 8 last night....
Stopped by around 8 last night. 2 dancers to start, then a shift change at 9 with 3 new ones coming in. All were total babes! Nice girls too. The...
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19 years ago
Silver Dollar Club
2620 W 10th Pl Eugene, OR 97402
Stopped in Sun night 9 -...
Stopped in Sun night 9 - 10. $3 cover, $5 draft beers. There were 6 dancers and maybe 10 customers total for the hour. Tipping $2 per song seemed to be...
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19 years ago
Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park
14556 Bothell Way NE Lake Forest Park, WA 98155
For some reason, decided to head...
For some reason, decided to head over tonight and wasn't disappointed with that decision. Came in around 11 and found about what you'd expect - 15 dancers, maybe 30 customers. There were...
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19 years ago
Sugar's
10338 Aurora Ave N Seattle, WA 98133
Was always curious to see what...
Was always curious to see what the night shift here was like, and got a chance tonight, coming in around 10:30. The remodel is complete and the place seems a lot bigger -...
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19 years ago
Honey's Showgirls
12902 Highway 99 Everett, WA 98204
My first visit to Honey's in...
My first visit to Honey's in a while, and had a great time. Came in around 11:30 and found it pretty quiet, even for a weeknight. Things really thinned out after midnight,...
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19 years ago
Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park
14556 Bothell Way NE Lake Forest Park, WA 98155
Ended up with nothing to do...
Ended up with nothing to do tonight and was in the neighborhood, so figured why not. Got there around 10 and found it relatively quiet - maybe 30 customers and 15 dancers. ...
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19 years ago
Honey's Showgirls
12902 Highway 99 Everett, WA 98204
Stopped in around midnight last night....
Stopped in around midnight last night. Pretty much what you'd expect - about 30 customers and 20 dancers, most in the the 5-7 range but a few 8's and 9's. As before,...
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19 years ago
Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park
14556 Bothell Way NE Lake Forest Park, WA 98155
Decided to check things out for...
Decided to check things out for myself last night, and found out it is true. The "cover" is now $10 and gets you 2 drink tickets, and there are no more dances specials....
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19 years ago
Sugar's
10338 Aurora Ave N Seattle, WA 98133
Things are really looking up at...
Things are really looking up at Sugar's. I stopped in the last couple nights around 7, and found a few surprises. First, they've added 4 "VIP" booths on the left (east) side...