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40 reviews by JamesQHat

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Millstream is a decent sized club,...

Millstream is a decent sized club, with a DJ booth near the entrance, a side stage and raised seating area on the same short wall leading to restrooms, and then a long snaking bar on…

11 yrs ago

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

My car was towed to the...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

My car was towed to the Baltimore impound lot, which happens to be right next to Scores. When life gives you lemons, SQUEEZE THOSE LEMONS. So I rolled over to Scores once I broke my car out…

12 yrs ago

Treasures

Las Vegas, NV

I usually make a Vegas trip...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I usually make a Vegas trip about once a year with the guys, and make a strip club visit at some point. In general, Vegas strip clubs are high on cost, but we get good…

13 yrs ago

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Recent trips to OG have been...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Recent trips to OG have been in the afternoon or odd days of the week, and I had been losing confidence in the place. I am so glad that I decided on a recent trip…

16 yrs ago

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

This was a disappointing trip to...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This was a disappointing trip to Olympic Gardens, and I have been there for the day shifts on weekends before. But the talent level just was not the same as in the past. There were…

16 yrs ago

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Cheerleaders remains consistent in what they...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Cheerleaders remains consistent in what they deliver. The place has a neighborhood feel to it. Waitresses open bottles of Yuengling and are quick to exchange jokes with regulars. The dancers are definitely not the enhanced glamorous…

17 yrs ago

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

The Players Club remains the same...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

The Players Club remains the same in many ways - same high cover charge, same liberal BYOB policy, same dark lap dance area with solid mileage. I was there on a Monday this time, the first…

17 yrs ago

Treasures

Las Vegas, NV

Cover is expensive ($30), and so...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Cover is expensive ($30), and so are drinks ($8 or so). The club is big, even by Las Vegas standards. Multiple stages, including one large one at the back of the club. It was a…

18 yrs ago

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, FL

Somewhat small club, with one main...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Somewhat small club, with one main stage area surrounded by tables and flanked by a long bar. Past the DJ booth is a small hallway leading to a room for private dances. No cover charge when…

18 yrs ago

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, FL

Restaurant on one part of the...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Restaurant on one part of the building, stages in another. The stage area has one long stage surrounded by tables, flanked on one side by a long bar, and the other by more chairs in an…

18 yrs ago

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Went back for a visit and...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Went back for a visit and once again left with a smile on my face. Yes, the blankets on your lap and the mother-hen watching at the entrance to the couch area are something of a…

18 yrs ago

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

So second visit this summer, and...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So second visit this summer, and I was a bit disappointed. Laps still very good quality, but $22 is a steep cover charge, and not a great selection on dancers. Still good enough to rate…

18 yrs ago

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

Good grind, decent dancers, very high...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Good grind, decent dancers, very high cover. It had been two years since my last visit to the Players Club. Some things are still the same - good lap dances with plenty of freedom and no…

19 yrs ago

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, NJ

Dancers are very friendly, and the...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Dancers are very friendly, and the place is low key, but when I was there the talent was really lacking and I did not even go for a dance. The main room is about 35 feet…

19 yrs ago

Diva's

Ranson, WV

On the positive side, there is...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

On the positive side, there is a full bar to go along with the full nudity, and the dancers put on enthusiastic stage shows. There are two vertical poles and a horizontal bar high above…

19 yrs ago

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

A good club to hang out...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

A good club to hang out and watch the game and see "nekkid wimenz" at the same time. The parking lot is big, fenced in, and doormen are wandering around the entrance all the time. Cover…

19 yrs ago

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Last year I went for the...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Last year I went for the first time and knew I would be back. On this return trip, the dancers at McDoogals did not disappoint. Cover for Saturday night was $16 and soda was $4 at…

19 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

I would love to say I...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I would love to say I was thrilled with Spearmint Rhino. But I was not. The dancers were top shelf - on a 1-10 scale easily most of them walking around were 8s (possibly more…

19 yrs ago

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, LA

Looking at the first couple reviews...

★★★★★★2.0/10

Looking at the first couple reviews here, I felt almost sheepish since I was about to post a bad review. But then I scrolled down and saw that I was not the only one to…

19 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, LA

Rick's had a girl passing out...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Rick's had a girl passing out free admission tickets on Bourbon Street, so I went in. The floor was pretty well packed. Standard sea of strip club armchairs and small tables, with islands of small stages…

19 yrs ago

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, CA

There is no contact during private...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

There is no contact during private dances, and no booze to make you forget there is no contact during the private dances. The interior of this small club looks as outdated as the white shirts…

19 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Erotic Ultra Lounge and Fusion After Hours

Las Vegas, NV

Seamless looks like a really cool...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Seamless looks like a really cool night club, that just happens to be filled with strippers offering lap dances. Normally I am not one for style, preferring dive joints with good action to overblown stuffy "gentlemen's…

19 yrs ago

Delilah's

Philadelphia, PA

I much prefer a dive bar...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I much prefer a dive bar with good lap dances and a friendly attitude over a flashy club with a high hassle factor, even if the dancers in the flashy club are better looking. This…

20 yrs ago

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, MD

Heeres's description of the place in...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Heeres's description of the place in his reviews is spot on, so I won't spend much time on the layout. Long, narrow space, two floors. Downstairs has the bar facing a stage in front of two-story…

20 yrs ago

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

I much prefer a dive joint...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I much prefer a dive joint that offers contact and a relaxed atmosphere over well furnished places with pushy girls selling air dances. EVen if that means the girls are 8 out of 10 rather…

20 yrs ago