Reviews by ooyess

This is an early evening right after shift change review. The girls here, as well as sister club H8, have been rather bad the whole year. I have not given many reviews this year...

This is my first trip here in a while. It's for Saturday afternoon around 2:00. Parking is always free and Entry is free until 7:00. In the winter time you always have to...

As far as dive bars go in this area, this is the nicest inside. Parking is fenced and feels safe. No cover before seven when it goes to $10 and decent seating arrangements. Food...

Went here on a Thursday evening after hitting two other strip clubs. As for cost you expect to pay $7 for valet, $10 entry, $8 for drinking tip(I just drink soda), $1 for bathroom...

This review is for a Thursday early evening. There were approximately six dancers here that night. One was a little heavier than normal but the rest were either thin or at least had a...

This was the trip on a Thursday evening. The car valet is seven dollars and the entrance fee is $10. There is a troll in the bathroom so make sure you have some dollar...

This is from about three weeks ago. Forgetting that Tuesdays have half-cost dances I drove into a somewhat packed parking lot. Though they advertise cheap dances and more people come in, I have never...

The talent here can be quite different from night to night. I first visited on a Tuesday evening; for the most part, this looked like an urban club. Almost all the dancers were black...

Though this is considered by many to be a dive bar, I don’t think it raises to that level. The parking lot is private and has recently been patched. Parking is free, five dollars...

This is a Wednesday late afternoon review. Parking is always free. Daytime entry is free and nighttime is $10. Coke starts at around seven dollars and VIP is always $10. Getting a booth always...

This is for a Friday early evening. Parking is free, but you have to pay $10 cover. The bar is free to sit at as well as the free-roaming tables. The booths cost money....

In the past two months, I have gotten probably the 2 worst dances from good-looking dancers that I've gotten for a long time. This is a Friday night review. Parking is free in the...

My last few visits here have not been worthy of my time. This was a Thursday afternoon visit. Parking is free in a fenced-in parking lot, and there is no fee to get in...

As stated before, this is a dive bar that generally smells like smoke. The last couple of visits the smell has not been as bad. Parking is free in a fenced-in lot, the cover...

This is for a trip to the club the week before Christmas. Since it is now after the new year I will offer some advice based on past experience. After the new year starts...

I have always thought of the Cricket as a nice in-between bar. It is closer to being a high-end club than a dive bar. Parking in a private lot is always free and there...

The few times I stop by lately during the day have been a waste. I decided to try some of the evening talent. I arrived here shortly before shift change at 7 o'clock so...

I have not been to Trumpps in over 20 years. It used to be a good place to go but other topless bars and eight-mile rd created a lot of competition. This was an...

This was an early evening on a Wednesday visit. When I first walked in, music was playing but there were no dancers on stage. This was my first hint that there were not many...

On this Saturday afternoon visit I basically broke most of my rules, but it worked out. Fenced free parking, no cover during the afternoons, and sodas are six dollars. $10 cover for VIP area....

This is for the Saturday on Mother's Day weekend. This is a club I've only started to recently go to and it was my first Saturday. Mandatory valet of six bucks and $10 to...

This is a review for Saturday afternoon approximately two weeks ago. There is never cover here until the evening and parking is free in a fenced-off area. I've never feel uncomfortable or unsafe here....

If you like either dancers old, fat, or obnoxious then I have a place for you. 80% of the dancers here are always difficult on the eyes. The last couple of visits the only...

It appears that the pre-covid club is back. Plenty of parking but you have to leave a name at the front door because of contact tracing. Make-up anything you want because they don't check....