Reviews by T-Bone

I'd never been here, so I went out with a fellow dirtbag to check out a few of the local spots. The place is purple. You can't miss it - even at night.…

This place is pretty reliable. Almost always pretty good - never bad and sometimes great. It's DC, so no lappers - but they're nude, which makes the drive from VA worth it.…

This place was just alright. It was a Thursday and (I assume) an off-night because the vibe was pretty weak, the patronage light, and the dancers - for the most part - were just…

I went to visit an old time favorite last Tuesday night from about 10pm-2am. Not a lot has changed in the club - they moved the bathrooms location but that's about it. Still…

On a business trip to Pittsburgh I visted Blush 10pm-2am on a Wednesday night. I'd never been there before, and overall it's a pretty good club. It's nothing like you'll find in Dallas,…

The Moon is always a good time to hit up with friends for some beers. But it seems to be taking a downturn in quality & number of strippers, as well as service.…

The Moon is a good time, and probably the best club in the metro DC area if you want VIP action or lap dances. Since DC rules are terrible, this is about your best…

The Moon is about the best you're gonna get in N. Virginia near DC. To really have fun and get mileage you need to head up to Baltimore. But that said, if you…

I like the Pony. Good reliable ATL strip bar with hot women. It's less flashy than the Cheetah & more comfortable. I went Thursday around 2pm with a work buddy a couple…

Great club right on the main strip on Duvall St. I had a blast here last week, FOUR nights in a row with 4 buddies on a short bachelor's vacation. $5 cover, $5…

Sammy's was OK, nothing much to celebrate here but overall a nice club for a beer and titties. I doubt there's anything better in Mobile. I went a couple weeks ago during Tuesday nightshift…

Disappointed. This club was dead when I went there last week. Only saw two girls during Thursday night at 11pm. Now maybe most of them were in VIP, but i doubt it.…

Real nice club. Very big, very upscale decor, attractive girls and a laid back atmosphere. Seemed to have great food too if that's your thing. Silver City is one of those multiple…

The Lodge is weird. You walk in and there's two main rooms. There's about 20 stuffed various animal heads on the walls. Both rooms have stages and plenty of hot women around…

Great club! I went last night (Tues.) around 10pm for a couple hours. free parking, $3 cover and had a blast. Baby Dolls is huge...7 stages with about 100 girls working.…

I can't believe this club is in the top 10. Maybe I hit GC on an off night, but if my experience is usual for this club there's no way it belongs ranked this…

Stopped by Tiffs with a work buddy a couple weeks ago on a weekday night. Cant' give it more than a 5. I know some locals dig this joint, but my experience here has consistently…

As always, the Rhino is a big party with hot ass strippers that you just can't refuse. Fellows, prepare for some major damage to your wallet... My fourth time there. Went last Saturday night…

Went here dayshift a few weeks ago. I like this club. Not too packed...but not dead. Girls are generally attractive and friendly (6-8s). Mix of white and black. VIPs can…

Hit up Platinum 21 a few weeks ago weekday dayshift with a work buddy. Dark club & kind of a dive. About 7 dancers (5-7s) all black. Free cover, free parking.…

New York City sucks for stripclubs. Period. Knowing this, I rarely partake in their SCs when traveling there. Yet despite better judgment, a buddy of mine convinced me to go with him to Lace last…

My first time to YBor, Monday 7/10 dayshift (4pm) and nightshift (11pm) and dayshift again Tuesday 7/11. Free parking, $5 entry with website coupon. (The entry fee lasted all night too which was cool...just needed…

Back to Tampa's Thee Dollhouse again. Nightshift Monday 7/10 around 8pm. Not much has changed since my last review in April. Hot ass girls (7-9s & a 10), fun staff, good vibe. What's…

I went dayshift monday 7/10 around 3pm. Free parking, free entry, cheap drinks ($3-$4 mixed) in a decent residential area of Tampa. Though I wasn't impressed. I decided to give Class Act a…

I went Monday night 7/10 around 10pm. If you havent' been to Mons, you gotta go. But I must say, it didn't impress me this time as much as the last time I…